ITT Reverse thread:

ITT Reverse thread:
Guys, how do i tell my mom's I'm straight?

Idk. Good thing I have my black father around

Donald trump is a good guy

black people are a-okay

OP will surely deliver

You should wait until her deathbed to tell her how straight you are, and how you have been smashing vag since the 10th grade.

Man, you're awesome, I wish I had a black dad. My dad wont talk to me :(. Sucks bein white

What am I delivering user?

OP is such a hetero

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

I wanna keep on living!

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Op doesn't suck dicks

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN!!!

Nice Pasta son, but it needs more noodles.

Didn't mean to say you were delivering anything. OP never delivers; you should know that.

;_;
If there was, I would. But as of now, there is nothing to be delivered

Just be honest with her! Just like I was when I told my boyfriend that I wasn't actually a trap, but just a cisgendered female. He was upset, but learned to love me for who I am.

My moms are all about being gay :/ I tried to suck dick. But it's just not me ;_;

Oh look. It's you again. Heaven. Etc etc etc I forgot the rest of the pasta.

Man we're all just having a good time.

How do I get a trap to suck my huge asian cock?

If you identify as a trap, that's a sure sign of being a sane person.

Also, Hitler did something wrong

Come to school tomorrow

Black lives matter

KEK.