ITT:Age, criminal record, job, wage

ITT:Age, criminal record, job, wage
25
Dwi, driving while license invalid, reckless driving
Labor at chemical plant 16/hr

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21
uttering threats mischief breaching probation etc
landscaping 12 an hour

22
Possession of narcotics paraphernalia
Menial factory assembly job 10.50/hr

I am doing well in school though so my life's not complete and utter shite

28
-possession of nugs
-DUI x 2
-trespassing
-felony possession of mescaline
-probation violations of felony 2x
-littering ($1200 fine, ain't no joke)
-driving on suspended license 2x
-various other infractions I can't remember all the details

Full time CAD designer ~$20/hr
Part time hotel front desk $13/hr
Occasional music festival carny. compensation: free music festivals + tips and some cash

32 years old, possesion of controlled substance at 18y/o. many tickets for weed. General Manager for fortune 500 distribution company. 85k per year plus 20k in possible bonuses and restricted stock options.

28
Expired tabs
Auto Glass Warehouse / Delivery Driver
$11.62/hr.
Plus a couple of side businesses that haven't gotten off the ground yet.

27
Petty theft (dismissed)
Liquor store clerk
10.10 USD per hour

19
Criminal trespassing
Possession of a concealed weapon

Welder fitter- 17/hr

30ish
dwi,jail,theft,littering,trespassing,driving with no insurance,contempt of court,being to sex for shirt
delivery job $18

28
Not a fuck boi
Financial Consultant
GBP105000

22
Absolutely clean
Flour Mill worker 11.25 hour

31
No record (seriously)
24.65hr software Developer.

20
Multiple counts of assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, etc.
$11/hr entry level government job.

17
Didn do nutin
Fast food joint 15/hr

42
Malicious Damage, use of a firearm in a public place, use of a firearm while under the influence of alcohol, use of a firearm whilst under the influence of a banned or controlled substance.
Storeman $32.50 AU an hour.

19
Shoplifting at 17 but dismissed
Living off the government teet while studying CompSci

7
treason/attempt at the presidents life/107 accounts of murder, assault, hit and run, etc
proffesional assassin
2,000~week

Accounts?

34
White
Nuclear Dispatcher
98-105k USD/YR

36
Statutory rape
Energy trader $26-35k/month

31
Driving on suspension
driving on suspension with fictitious plates, no valid insurance
Same thing about 7-8 times
Finally got license at age 28
26.00 autobody technician

>18
>no job
>~300/month, really slowed down though
>assault with a weapon, 2x uttering threats, mischief under $5000, breach of probation, assault

...

>21
>criminal mischief 2, burgraly 2, some misdemeanor that has to do with intent/planning ahead, minor in possession of alcohol
>mfw only 24 hours of community service cause was underage at the time .
>recently left job as a pharmcy tech 13.50hr

Dude

3
Genocide/Member of prohibited religions/Suicidal n shit
Working my ass off at Taco Bell /1.0 $ an H

Spent 1 year on bail with a 5:30 curfew and another year after sentencing on probation with a 5:30 curfew. Shit sucked.

oh forgot to add
>possession with a deadly weapon with intent to assault.

29
White
College Assistant Professor
42500 + free college cafeteria food.

...

14, felonious assault, local fast food joint, $8/hr

31
DUI, driving while license suspended, probation violation, misdemeanor theft, criminal trespass, misdemeanor criminal mischief, assault with bodily injury. Several of those are tied into one single incident when I was 21.

Warehouse supervisor
38k/yr

26.
Grand Larceny.
Salesman.
15% of each sale.

12
3 counts of suicide bombings
Cashier at taco bell

32
None
Own a consulting company. Make $600k-2m per year. Worth ~$15m.

What do you consult in? I want to be rich, too.

25, armed robbery, burglary, theft, receiving stolen property, distribution of cds on school grounds, possession of a weapon with intent to use, agg assault, machine operator/10$/hr

Raping puppies.

We advise on global project finance transactions. For example, we have advised on the acquisition of power companies, or the procurement of financing for public private partnerships.

24
2 counts indecent exposure (public sex)
manager at airport restaurant 17.25 usd/hr

Damn. Can't believe everyone else has committed a crime. Heh.

27, cleanish, GM for eve online. Enough for now.

How much money is that?

20, no criminal record, Marine Corps

>27
>none, not a stop right there criminal scum
>do some nothings and sometimes catch a bored so make a musics
>$0 anal gross

could be worse

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17
Disordely conduct, careless driving
Subway
8.50

21
squeaky clean
army

What's your army job?

signal

Do you like it? Any ragrets?

37
no record
software engineer
£42k

>24
>clean
>unemployed atm, going to be oversize load escort driver soon
>not sure wage

>20 y/o
- underage drinking x3
- public intoxication x2
- uttering death threats (charge dropped)
- theft under $5000 (charge dropped)
- possession of a weapon for deadly purposes
- fraud under $5000
- disturbing the peace

Never been to actual prison, but was held in the drunk tank numerous times for being a rowdy n00t while drunk, had my finger prints taken for the weapon, and uttering charge fam kek

24
2 expunged felonies (arson and destruction of gov't property)
Software Engineer - $86,000/yr + options

21
DUI, haven't been convicted yet
Unqualified ECE Teacher, $18 NZD/hr

> Continuing forgot the second part...

> Employed at Coffee Shop Full Time
> Wage $10.70 an hour

18
203 counts of statutory rape/girl under 13 and production of cheese flat bread in connection with same.
neet.
250/week from government

31
DUI, twice driving without a valid license, 3 drunk in public's, two criminal trespass charges.
Engineer at a nuclear power plant
130k/year

What's a nuclear dispatcher?

it's meh, kinda boring thinking about doing a combat mos when my contract is up

Age:25

Record: Illegal Possession of Firearm, Illegal Possession of Amunition, A&B with Deadly weapon, Misuse of Motor Vehicle Plates, Driving Unregistered Vehicle

Job: Forklift Operator

Wage: $15

18, felony drug possesion, burger flipper at country club, 10/hr

42
Mass genocide
Leader of the Third Reich
Endless francs

33
Minor in possession of alcohol
Cop/51 an hr

Fuck u

23
None
Sales manager for a multi line Powersports dealership
$93,000 +commission if my sales team is lazy and I have to close sales.

I've been trying to join the Army, cunts wasted my time and are making me wait. Do you have to go through combat arms boot? Or do you get a free pass?

Are you an emergency dispatcher at a nuclear plant ? Are you in the ero or something?

Why do you fuckin cops not let me loiter in my car with my homie and try busting us for drugs? Like god damn leave us alone.

this
>all images with store front

>>None
>>Engineering Technologist
,954 AUD

18

All things here I got when I was 13

Unlawful use of a weapon (scissors)
Disorderly conduct
And menacing

The felony was dismissed, currently in last year of high school, cashier and gas station down the street

23
lewd acts with minor
unemployable
$0 forever

With drug use comes theft and robbery.

18
Possession of Controlled Substance, PG 2 > 1gram. State felony.
Stocker at grocery store for now. 7.60/hr. Still deciding on what I wanna do in life.

Different user here. I'm an officer in the Canadian Army reserves. Major. Fun job. Get to blow stuff up.

Yeah but they could've just let us go instead of trying to get us to crack and let em search my car

everyone does the same shit, it just depends on which basic you get sent to
fort benning is mostly infantry mostly infantry trainees and so they are treated as such, while a place like fort sill is artillery, which is mostly artillery trainees and they get off a bit easier

>Only got caught once
>Settings disused buildings fore, lighting the woodland
>Stole 20xCD from virgin megastores per day
>Thrill of the theft
>Steal Terry's chocolate orange
>BUSTED!
>"I bet you stole that CD too didn't you!"
>"Yeh, course I would do anything that daft"
>Police offer arrives
>He makes up story and I just have to follow his lead and I'll get a warning.
>Sly times

Age 25

Record: Possession of narcotics with intent of distribution, aggravated assault, assault with intention of bodily harm.

Telecommunications Technician

22/hour

20
Intent to deliver a controlled substance
Fry cook 9.50

Less than you get selling blow

>21
>petty theft, GTA, possession of spice(not technically on my criminal record since it was in another country and dealt with by military)
>No job right now currently studying for GED

20
No Criminal Record
Apple Customer Support - 57k year

Damn sell me some blow

>22
>exhibition of speed, reckless driving
>motorcycle salesman
>$10/hr +commission for sales

It's not great but as a college student living at home with relatively few living expenses ($500/mo rent, food, tuition, books, and cell phone) it works.

>36
>none
>middle management
>$75k/yr+

Also wew lad insurance is expensive now. Don't race ricers at lights on your motorcycle fam.

Sell me a blow

I would but I quit talking to that dude

25

assault x 3
threats
then a few things i dont even know about

none
send help
turns out standing up for your rights and place socially takes you taken to court, no jail time though

28
two felonies (drugs)
software engineer
$90k

did you steal anything valuable

19
None, but I have been arrested before.
Produce Stocker at Walmart
I make $10 an hour for doing the easiest shit in the world.

easier my ass echo 1-19 fort sill here 110 degrees and drill sgt making me low crawl through gravel all day long is not easy