Hey guys my name is Jeff McCaw. My nickname around town is 'The Crow' I turned 18 in February and I've decided it's time for name change. My parents were pissed at first but they see how miserable I am. Trips decides my new last name.
Hey guys my name is Jeff McCaw...
McCaw
Rollin. Jeff Mccock
Caw McCawk
McCrow
McPigeon
The fucks wrong with that nickname? Embrace it faggot.
Jeff Mccawkerson
Eagleman
Kek
Birdleson
McBlow
Mcdouble
>Not changing it to Draven
>Not being murdered brutally
>Not returning in leather with a painted face and kicking the shit out of torture porn meth heads
You deserve to he McFaggot instead
Jeff Fuckoff
McCree
>he instead of be
Kek everyone Kek at this nerd
...
God damn you autokekrect
Rook McMurder
MacCaw
Jeff Mccuck
Jeff McJeff
Jeff Assplay
Jeff ReyDahmer
Mike Hawk.
Jeff Niggardly
Goose McGaggle
Jeff Hitler
Do you know how many people would kill for a nickname like that? You FOOL
New last name: Birdcock
Jeff mckek
rolling
Take your pick
Horsefucker
Hitler
Jeff McBoatFace
Adolf Fucking Hitler
that's a raven
Crow "The Crow" Crowson
Ima Nihgberd
reroll
Raven
ra·ven1
ˈrāvən/
noun
1.
a large heavily built crow with mainly black plumage, feeding chiefly on carrion.
If OP is black just keep the name youve got
Jeff MCFAGGOTCAW
Mcfeg
McCrow
SATAN SATANICUS
Nice try mcfegs
Almost satanic trips with that post
REEEEEEEEEEE
Jeff McCree
Crowclock
Rolling McCuck
Crowbar
Same Jeff mcfags
Rerolll
McCaw-Caw
Crowtrousers
Mclovin Mcflurry
JEFF JOFFREY
Jesse McCree
Mcarjona
Mclovin
Cuervo
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You don't get one. You become a single-named person like Madonna or whatever, but you just call yourself Jeff. You're Jeff. THE Jeff.
Jeff PureWhiteRace
Skywalker
Check-it Ralph
Caw Kcaw Kcaw III Jr
Crowdick
Hitler jr.
Mcsuckin
Suckle
Arsonist
Dickmuncher
McCrow
Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood
Vader
Jeff Mcfuckboy
Molestador
Furrfag
Niggerton
Jeff Mcchecked
Cockboy
Seth MacFaglane
McCuck
Dickbutt
Reroll
Nigger mcNiggerboatface
Hitler
Dommer
Solaire
Jeff
Obama veen Salem
Peter "The Pedophile" Pikowsky
Cumguzzler
Catfish
roll
Summers Eve