Hey guys my name is Jeff McCaw...

Hey guys my name is Jeff McCaw. My nickname around town is 'The Crow' I turned 18 in February and I've decided it's time for name change. My parents were pissed at first but they see how miserable I am. Trips decides my new last name.

McCaw

Rollin. Jeff Mccock

Caw McCawk

McCrow

McPigeon

The fucks wrong with that nickname? Embrace it faggot.

Jeff Mccawkerson

Eagleman

Kek

Birdleson

McBlow

Mcdouble

>Not changing it to Draven
>Not being murdered brutally
>Not returning in leather with a painted face and kicking the shit out of torture porn meth heads

You deserve to he McFaggot instead

Jeff Fuckoff

McCree

>he instead of be
Kek everyone Kek at this nerd

...

God damn you autokekrect

Rook McMurder

MacCaw

Jeff Mccuck

Jeff McJeff

Jeff Assplay

Jeff ReyDahmer

Mike Hawk.

Jeff Niggardly

Goose McGaggle

Jeff Hitler

Do you know how many people would kill for a nickname like that? You FOOL

New last name: Birdcock

Jeff mckek

rolling

Take your pick

Horsefucker

Hitler

Jeff McBoatFace

Adolf Fucking Hitler

that's a raven

Crow "The Crow" Crowson

Ima Nihgberd

reroll

Raven
ra·ven1
ˈrāvən/
noun
1.
a large heavily built crow with mainly black plumage, feeding chiefly on carrion.

If OP is black just keep the name youve got

Jeff MCFAGGOTCAW

Mcfeg

McCrow

SATAN SATANICUS

Nice try mcfegs

Almost satanic trips with that post

REEEEEEEEEEE

Jeff McCree

Crowclock

Rolling McCuck

Crowbar

Same Jeff mcfags

Rerolll

McCaw-Caw

Crowtrousers

Mclovin Mcflurry

JEFF JOFFREY

Jesse McCree

Mcarjona

Mclovin

Cuervo

reroll

You don't get one. You become a single-named person like Madonna or whatever, but you just call yourself Jeff. You're Jeff. THE Jeff.

Jeff PureWhiteRace

Skywalker

Check-it Ralph

Caw Kcaw Kcaw III Jr

Crowdick

Hitler jr.

Mcsuckin

Suckle

Arsonist

Dickmuncher

McCrow

Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood

Vader

Jeff Mcfuckboy

Molestador

Furrfag

Niggerton

Jeff Mcchecked

Cockboy

Seth MacFaglane

McCuck

Dickbutt

Reroll

Nigger mcNiggerboatface

Hitler

Dommer

Solaire

Jeff

Obama veen Salem

Peter "The Pedophile" Pikowsky

Cumguzzler

Catfish

roll

Summers Eve