What did they mean by this?

What did they mean by this?

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>Australians are warm and erect
Bit on the nose there, Johnny.

I know we use the word literally around here pretty incorrectly, but:

This video will literally be more popular than anything Depp will ever do from now.

>ywn marry Amber and watch her have sex with her girlfriend
;_;

>Australia is warm and erect

Is Australia literally a dick?

not true Amber is getting pretty popular user

how the fuck this this literal 10/10 marry this ugly cunt

Don't be rude, she's not THAT ugly, and Johnny isn't what he used to be.

>tfw no blonde Texan bitch succubus Randian bisexual gf

>see this video online
>obviously part of their deal to keep Amber out of prison
>make a comment over how they look and sound like they're being held at gunpoint
>next day some asian bitch makes a whole video based on the joke
>nobody believes i made the joke first
>mfw

what video

It's just what it looks like bruh.

Most people made that joke the moment they saw it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64

sleep tight, pupper

welcome to the internet
plaguirism abounds

I love femtops.

a.pomf.cat/fkttlx.webm

Is that his daughter? Damn she's hot

look a like?

What she's trying to convey here?

She's afraid of sleeping by herself (in case the boogeyman or something comes), so she tries to lure Johnny into sleeping in the same bed as her by offering her body.

>image.jpg

I want mobile posters to leave.

Who the fuck is this whore? Any of you faggots got pictures of her cunt?

I though it was more deeper than that

see

It's abstract art. We all have our interpretations.

Amber Heard seems like she has developed oral skills.

I really thought it said sleep tight, pupper on her paper, can anyone shoop that?

who does she send this to ? ;_;

You user.

me

how did u get this from my phone

Is this really you Johnny? Why you make shit movies?

IS HE STILL IN CHARACTER FROM PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN

>image.jpg

She's a Randian. It's not entirely unthinkable she has autism and posts in these threads.

Wasn't she a lesbian?

>don't know what a randian is
> look it up on google
> Its a roody-poo with no arms and no legs
What did you mean by this?

I'm convinced Depp is quite literally never not miserable unless he's on stage playing guitar.

I'm starting to think this too

What the fuck am I looking at here, is this some sort of abstract viral marketing for their next project?

They apologized for smuggling their dags into Australia without declaring them.

they were made to apologize to the australian government for smuggling animals into australia.

What are Amber's recommended films? I watched 3 Days to Kill recently and seeing her in it for a whopping 6 minutes, while dressed as a day-time-Dominatrix, was nice and all, but the movie was awful and I need more.

>his only dream was to one day play guitar on stage together with Eddie van Halen
>literally everyone on earth wants to be his friend
>except for EVH
Jesus Christ, Eddie

Every single of her movies are shit so far

;_;

Is this the greatest victory in aussie history after winning the shitposing war of Sup Forums?

Drive Angry

Essential Amber Heard

>Good fun:
The Joneses
Drive Angry
Never Back Down
Pineapple Express
3 Days to kill

>Better than porn:
And Soon the Darkness (Duuuuuude)
The Informers (Oh my fucking god hnnnnnggggg)
Rum Diary (Prettiest woman on film ever?)
Syrup (Amber Heard gf simulator)
The Stepfather (hell yeah)


>Acquired taste (Amber fans only)
The River Why
The Ward
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (shit movie, but great performance)
Machete Kills (she dies in it)

Yeah as that other guy said, Drive Angry.

why is Johnny transforming into an old mexican?

Depp does as he pleases

Are you a waifuist?

Literally no ass

Not only are you not the only one, you weren't even the first one. Everyone thinks they're the one to make it.

You don't date white girls for ass.

Yes.

the fappening was a great thing
the """hacker""" aka. Sup Forums aka. iSendPhishingEmailsToCelebsWhoAreSoDumbAndGaveMeTheirPassword now sadly is in jail and can't upload the other vids he had

how did he get their emails though

stalking

i'm also kind of curious about that
maybe he gained access over one celeb account, checked their emails and found emails of other ones, phished their accounts, found more celeb-mails and so on and so fort

and i'm also curious about where the emails are, which he allegedly had downloaded

It's sketchy.

All either destroyed or confiscated.

Hacker was a faggot trying to sell of vids to Saudis oil princes and shit instead of just releasing them

Im glad hes behind bars

>Selling it for a profit
What's wrong with doing this? We live in a capitalist society. Money is everything

Even in a capitalist society fencing is seen as bad.

He was based sleazy at first. Now he's unbased sleazy (AKA worst sleazy).

it's not like he horded that shit for himself
he probably just sold it to some people in the webz, who are too scummy to release it

>fencing goods
>ever a smart idea

They never caught Robin Hood

>scummy
They're probably scared of getting V&. The content is illegal and they acquired it by dealing with what practically was a fence.

thanks for this

>interested in the history of illegal sexual acts
>describes herself as someone who's going to "eat her lover alive"

Is she a dominatrix? Is Depp a bottom?

Australians are cunts

why is the title on the back

What if the stuff he released publically was the stuff he considered bad -- the stuff he thought wouldn't sell?

Nice try but I don't think she lets him get any.

Do they hate each other on a personal level?

He sold vids to anyone willing.
Anyone that did not want to pay could "pay" by giving him information, aka other celeb emails.
Then he did simple bruteforcing on their secret questions. That's why apple didn't take the breach seriously as it was just all social engineering.

>implying the fappening wasn't staged to promote female artists and the feminist agenda

sure

Not enough of her pictures in this thread.

When will the rest of the world learn not to mess with Australia, the greatest nation in the world?

Literal 12/10

if you morph Amber an young Scarjo it looks exactly like my mom besides the hair color

made for ballstepping

>not having sex with her girlfriend while dressed as her while she's away somewhere
casual