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>bow and arrow man
>varsity quarterback man
>varsity backup quarterback man

Why didn't Iron Man just shoot them?

why dont you start faggot

WHY DO THEIR COSTUMES ALWAYS CHANGE IN EVERY NEW MOVIE?

>Ignoring man who can be very small man

new toys to sell

NO FUCK THAT

POST Elizabeth Olsen INSTEAD

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this, but in a narrative sense it is also design upgrades with new technologies applied (extra duarbility, gimmicks) after their old one get damaged from a previous battle.

Been waiting to see that
Thank you santa!

>aku bisa, aku bisa

What did he mean by this?=

Nah, it's just toys.

>flights are delayed because superhumans are fighting on the tarmac

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that's a big guy

Captain America: Civil Murder

ETSUBATSU

>closes his eyes when he activates big mode
>somehow is immediately able to extend his arm fluidly catching warmachine

Are there a lot of quips in this movie?

The quips are mainly during the airport fight. And the ones doing the quipping are Spider-Man, Hawkeye, and Ant-Man.

The rest of the movie (especially the Cap vs Stark fight) is completely anti-quip.

A lot would be an understatement.

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Do Quipeye and Black Quippow quip the most?

>Eyes widen to show spider-sense

That's well done

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surprisingly not

>celery memester, slut swinger, saggy tits, CGI roids and tommy wiseau
I wonder who won the "war"

Are there people in the gangway? If not why doesn't Spiderman just throw it at Cap? This movie looks fucking stupid.

THIS IS MY FETISH

Whoa! Epic!

>falcon has no elbow pads
that is just asking for trouble

Quip Rankings

Non-stop banter
Spider-Man, Ant-Man and Hawkeye

Jokes when you need em'
Iron Man, War Machine, Falcon, Black Widow, Cap'n America

Completely Serious Tier
Vision, Scarlet Witch

No Banter
Black Panther

Please say Hope is going to do this in Ant-man 2.

Who does Ant-man have in his rogues gallery anyway? The Spinning Top?

Characters actually have conversations in this film, unlike AoU. Quips are funny, appropriate and not overused.

>No Banter
>Black Panther
>Forgetting about "I don't care"

i'll post something better

Brutal.

the only thing that comes out of people's mouths is political rhetoric and quips.

>Cap effortlessly beating the shit out of Tony

Savage.

Definitely one of the coolest parts of the movie.

How is that a fucking quip? He's literally stating a completely humorless fact.

>hi I'm hawkeye
>I don't care

Not all.

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rare evans?

Definitely not.

BP was quite serious.

CRASHING THIS AIRPORT

I really wish Tony had tried to use his Uni-beam here, and have Cap use the shield to stop it and blow up the arc reactor. That would really show how bloodthirsty Tony is.

>Here is your shield Captain America.

Fucking Ant-Man stole the show I swear.

Not a good sign.

Roughly translated: I CAN, I CAN

Were we supposed to take the bad guy serious? He was a joke. And fat.

>AHHHH TONY FUCK ME

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Stop projecting.

That part was awesome. It reminded me of a scene from a show none of you watch called Kingdom. Also, now that I think about it, it reminds me of the end of Count of Monte Cristo when he takes that politician and leaves the empty pistol in the paddy wagon.

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That part where he changes his grip was so badass.

Where does the AAAH TONY SAVE MEme come from?

Winter Soldiet

>cap is a dick to Spiderman
>DING

Actually not really.
They save them all for the airport fight where every other line is a joke.

Even Tony is toned down in the quip department up until the aiport

How the fuck do you have these already

>effortlessly

Uh

That scene was hilarious. It looked like he was flexing his left arm.

That's not how mass works.

do you think, now just bear with me for a second, that him landing on war machine back before he went giant man was a tactical choice to easily catch him after growing?

it also put him at a mechanical disadvantage
your triceps are much stronger than your biceps

it's a movie for kids you autistic fuck

But he's denser when he's smaller.

He should be less dense when he's bigger.

Should have had War Machine knocking him around like a balloon, and then maybe he uses his size in a creative way that doesn't take advantage of his bizarre weight.

>implying anything about antman makes any kind of sense

Black Wings flies backwards indoors despite the steel beams everywhere? He must be suicidal.

His extra mass comes from another dimension. Don't ask.

Oh yeah? And tell me how "Pym Particles" work, genius. Oh that's right, they're a fictional particle that does whatever the plot needs them to. It's comic book science. Don't try to apply real world physics to it.

Why are they in Germany?

So it's all a game to them? Why didn't he disable SM there? He had him set up

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>when the drugs wearing offs but your mates banter is still shit

There are no people in it as the airport was evacuated prior to the fight.

He doesn't throw it at Cap as it's too heavy, he strains to keep standing while holding it and is barely able to keep it from knocking him down.

He did disable Spider-Man. That was the whole point of dropping the gangway on him, he's stuck holding it up while Cap gets away.

This. Ant-man movie itself gave up on following its own rules halfway through.

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well he did use his unibeam to blow off Buckey's arm before

He was too tiny, if he extended his arm +/- 1 degree in either direction calculating for speed he wouldnt have gotten it.

the theater went nuts when he did this, i was ded laughing

Falcon was great in this movie, surprisingly did some of the coolest stuff. Also loved almost everything with Spider-Man.

This is just idiotic. Fuck these movies.

i dont see this line mentioned ever. It was probably my favorite.

Dude's acting like he's in a morning cartoon with redundant lines, so giddy about being in a "superhero team up", saying shit he'll want to retell later

was he trying to kill the kid? What did he think was going to happen?

Best fight scenes in any capeshit. Was completely badass

pym particles, i ain't gotta explain shit

you can't pull with your tris. he was pulling with his forearms which are generally weaker than shit

Yea the scenes would complement eachother.

>works great the first time
>blows up in tony's face the second time

god I hate the wasted potential of this fight.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wp4huHUUFgw

FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SNYDER. YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH BETTER, BUT YOU COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE THIS!

>expect Quipfest 16' after Ultron
>everyone is actually serious for most of it, even Tony
>by the time the airport scene happens, the jokes are a lot more fun because they weren't ran completely into the ground earlier in the movie
I actually hope we see more socially awkward Spiderman.

He wanted to kill Bucky, he didn't want to kill Cap. That's why he literally says "stay down, final warning" after kicking the crap out of cap in the minute directly following that webm.

crossbones was underwhelming

this movie was unexpectedly dark
>crossbones suicide bomb
>bucky trying to shoot tony in the face point blank
>zemo trying to blow his brains out
>video of bucky murdering tony's parents
>tony throwing his arms up to cover his face because he literally thinks cap is about to behead him
I mean, compared to most MCU flicks there was a lot of dark shit going on.

It didn't have a blue filter though

>Batman such a coward he puts his hand up like "please don't kill me even though I deserve it"
>Superman is such a horrible asshole instead of ending the fight right there and explaining his mother's life is in danger he wants to push Batman through the floor

Why were we supposed to like either of these two characters?

YES. Why does noone point this out, Batman looks like scared little bitch there, nothing says Batman like being scared of your enemy.