!!! 3.0 !!!

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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

ITT rate how much cancer you are.

Demographics:
>You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1

Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>DEUTSCHLANDER FADEN and other non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3

TALLY UP YOUR SCORE
0 - oldfag
1~2 - newfag
3~10 - Cancer
11~20 - Cancer+
20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
31~40 - Fuck you

IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

GO!

4 points
not bad i guess

general threads ruined the purpose of Sup Forums

12

Checkem

nice

He did it, the absolute madman!

2. I'll take a new fag.

7

Roll fuvk

fml exactly 3 - feels trapped man

2 m8

37

No way

Been here 8 years, and I'm still a newfag? Fair enough
2

6. :) Well, that's not too bad, I guess! haha or NOT! XP

6

10

16 points, not bad

not even 40, you cancer

2 points

1 for occasionally browsing plebbit and 1 for fuck you ylyl threads are one of the last few good things on Sup Forums

3
Release me

Re-roll

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

You and I know damn well you're forgetting to add a lot of things.
>underage
>browsing after 2014
>OP of at least one YLYL thread

You're at like 10. You're Cancer+

fk 11

rolo

From this post, I have analyzed that you have:
>Come for porn
>underage b&
>/r/eddit
>CSGO
>overwatch
>leafy
>traps
>2-3times/week
>after 2014
>autistic
>YLYL OP
>REKT lurk
>FB FAP lurk
>Trap lurk
>cock lurk

You're 18 bruv. Cancer+

Rollolo

I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

got 10

check these repeating numerals

God damn

modget/10

GOTEEM

Well let's begin, I got 13 and I'm cancer+

1.

5 meh

6.

So long, peeps.
My monthly check-up-on-Sup Forums-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. It's even called "Random" now, for sanitary purposes.
If you're here now and you think Random is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old Sup Forums.
What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SCIENCE discussion. Good times.
Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying.
Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of Sup Forums, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when Sup Forums went wrong.

ok then roll

5

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1
1

Welp. Guess I'm cancer.

rolling to escape

3, cuz I'm a newfag who joined a week ago (after 2014 obviously), I lurk in those fluffy threads, and I am autistic (not the Internet insult, I actually am wired differently in the head, so suck my dick)

1. Fucking cs go

2

Would have been 0 but the YLYL and REKT threads got me

2. Seeya, bitches.

10, glad to see that i'm only cancer

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

10/11

I also demand to be freed from this thread, so check these dubs

>wired differently in the head
Does this mean stupid?

Holy fuck it's Spider-Man.

Nice quads mane

Got a 2. But how do we know OP isn't a giant tumor?

You're forgetting:
>underage
>come for porn
>fap 2-3 per day
>overwatch
>leafy
>FB FAP (post)
So you're 8 at least.

Check 3m

What's the purpose then faggot?

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OC
but you wouldn't know what that is

Also I'm not the one you replied to

Well, yes and no. On the one hand, I have a bit of trouble socially (especially when I was a kid, but I don't talk about that). On the other hand, however, in some ways I am a goddamn genius, getting great grades on my tests back when I was in high school, and able to write good songs (I'd share a link if I had any recorded) as second nature.

Sorry I lied. I can't argue with your Hitler-dubs

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You just sound like a giant newfag.

8

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You sound butthurt

dubs 4 escape

What else are you leaving out?

Well shit I got the results and I've got 4 cancers

Huh, thought I was a newfag, turns out I've been a newfag so long that I'm an oldfag now.
Straight 0

You sound clueless

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You sound like you don't know what OC is

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4...could be worse

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Ladies, ladies, lemme just settle this once and for all

Nothing I promise. Definitely not a huge faggot, I swear!

>OC

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Original content. Original characters. Orange County. Oxycotin. Post moar Spider-Man plz

1, bye

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4 points, not bad I guess.

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Just 6, normal cancer.

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Piskit nx vasarpydariai

Bandau vel blet

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4.

Rekt threads get you cancer points but gore is what Sup Forums was built around? OP clearly started lurking post 2008.

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