Demographics: >You come to Sup Forums primarily for the porn +1 >You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 >You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 >You're interested in CS:GO +1 >You're interested in Overwatch +1 >You watch leafyishere +1 >You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1 >You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums after 2014 +1 >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
TALLY UP YOUR SCORE 0 - oldfag 1~2 - newfag 3~10 - Cancer 11~20 - Cancer+ 20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong) 31~40 - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
GO!
Luke Turner
4 points not bad i guess
Joseph Turner
general threads ruined the purpose of Sup Forums
William Lee
12
Jacob Hernandez
Checkem
Wyatt Barnes
nice
Ayden Davis
He did it, the absolute madman!
Matthew Lee
2. I'll take a new fag.
Kayden Perez
7
Austin Walker
Roll fuvk
Adam Collins
fml exactly 3 - feels trapped man
Owen Williams
2 m8
Jace Collins
37
Mason Jackson
No way
Jason Jones
Been here 8 years, and I'm still a newfag? Fair enough 2
Grayson Nelson
6. :) Well, that's not too bad, I guess! haha or NOT! XP
Noah Young
6
Thomas Martin
10
Xavier Martinez
16 points, not bad
Xavier Lewis
not even 40, you cancer
Leo Baker
2 points
1 for occasionally browsing plebbit and 1 for fuck you ylyl threads are one of the last few good things on Sup Forums
Jayden Cooper
3 Release me
Adam Moore
Re-roll
Levi Murphy
forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Daniel Howard
You and I know damn well you're forgetting to add a lot of things. >underage >browsing after 2014 >OP of at least one YLYL thread
You're at like 10. You're Cancer+
Luke James
fk 11
Mason Mitchell
rolo
Cooper Adams
From this post, I have analyzed that you have: >Come for porn >underage b& >/r/eddit >CSGO >overwatch >leafy >traps >2-3times/week >after 2014 >autistic >YLYL OP >REKT lurk >FB FAP lurk >Trap lurk >cock lurk
You're 18 bruv. Cancer+
Logan Nelson
Rollolo
Charles Torres
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Luis Adams
got 10
check these repeating numerals
Nathaniel Gomez
God damn
Noah Price
modget/10
Jason Howard
GOTEEM
Jonathan Collins
Well let's begin, I got 13 and I'm cancer+
Gavin Brooks
1.
Henry Collins
5 meh
Nolan Edwards
6.
Ryder Reyes
So long, peeps. My monthly check-up-on-Sup Forums-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. It's even called "Random" now, for sanitary purposes. If you're here now and you think Random is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old Sup Forums. What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SCIENCE discussion. Good times. Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying. Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of Sup Forums, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when Sup Forums went wrong.
Landon Price
ok then roll
Connor Morales
5
Cooper Bell
1 1
1 1
Welp. Guess I'm cancer.
Zachary Wright
rolling to escape
Colton Brooks
3, cuz I'm a newfag who joined a week ago (after 2014 obviously), I lurk in those fluffy threads, and I am autistic (not the Internet insult, I actually am wired differently in the head, so suck my dick)
Benjamin Roberts
1. Fucking cs go
Connor Anderson
2
Would have been 0 but the YLYL and REKT threads got me
Levi Jenkins
2. Seeya, bitches.
Lucas Clark
10, glad to see that i'm only cancer
Kevin King
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Chase Thompson
10/11
Elijah Young
I also demand to be freed from this thread, so check these dubs
Robert Stewart
>wired differently in the head Does this mean stupid?
David Price
Holy fuck it's Spider-Man.
Christopher Lopez
Nice quads mane
Thomas Powell
Got a 2. But how do we know OP isn't a giant tumor?
Charles Lewis
You're forgetting: >underage >come for porn >fap 2-3 per day >overwatch >leafy >FB FAP (post) So you're 8 at least.
Aiden Gomez
Check 3m
Easton Price
What's the purpose then faggot?
Colton Powell
...
Jordan Edwards
OC but you wouldn't know what that is
Also I'm not the one you replied to
Gabriel Peterson
Well, yes and no. On the one hand, I have a bit of trouble socially (especially when I was a kid, but I don't talk about that). On the other hand, however, in some ways I am a goddamn genius, getting great grades on my tests back when I was in high school, and able to write good songs (I'd share a link if I had any recorded) as second nature.
Brayden Hall
Sorry I lied. I can't argue with your Hitler-dubs
Dominic Sullivan
...
Logan Gray
You just sound like a giant newfag.
Camden Fisher
8
Joseph Jenkins
...
Dominic Howard
You sound butthurt
Luke Rogers
dubs 4 escape
Jonathan Lewis
What else are you leaving out?
Jonathan Rivera
Well shit I got the results and I've got 4 cancers
Owen Stewart
Huh, thought I was a newfag, turns out I've been a newfag so long that I'm an oldfag now. Straight 0
Connor Cruz
You sound clueless
Caleb Rodriguez
...
Nathaniel Reed
You sound like you don't know what OC is
Daniel Peterson
...
Thomas Garcia
4...could be worse
Kayden Reed
...
Michael Kelly
...
Liam Perez
Ladies, ladies, lemme just settle this once and for all
Connor Scott
Nothing I promise. Definitely not a huge faggot, I swear!
Ryan Reyes
>OC
Wyatt Parker
...
Dominic Rivera
Original content. Original characters. Orange County. Oxycotin. Post moar Spider-Man plz
Juan Butler
1, bye
Adam Hall
...
Anthony Sanchez
...
Xavier Brown
4 points, not bad I guess.
David Garcia
...
Jason Reed
...
Jace Johnson
...
Oliver Gomez
...
Jack Sullivan
...
Anthony Garcia
...
Logan Roberts
Just 6, normal cancer.
Blake Carter
...
Leo Turner
Piskit nx vasarpydariai
Colton Johnson
Bandau vel blet
Jace Gray
...
Brody Smith
4.
Rekt threads get you cancer points but gore is what Sup Forums was built around? OP clearly started lurking post 2008.