Ylyl
>Green text edition
Ylyl
Brayden Hughes
Hunter Evans
Checked and keked.
Christopher Smith
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Jayden Kelly
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Cameron Hughes
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Josiah Gonzalez
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Levi Evans
>be me
>23
>am swol, not gigantic though
>broke as fuck
>dropped out of highschool, too stupid
>decide to sign up for wrestling in a crappy underground place called "The Shed"
>place is a dump, smells like piss and shit all over the place
>first match
>skinny white guy, seems too easy
>mop the floor with that fucker
>get win money
>feelsgoodmayn.jpeg
>continue to wrestle for living
>ff two months later
>getting good at this
>after match, this guy walks up to me
>shady looking
>3spoopy5me.gif
>"watch out kid, he's gonna crush you like a steamroller"
>have no idea what's happening
>ask him what he wants
>says there's this fucking new guy talking trash about me
>activate alphamode.exe
>say i'll fuck him up
>man says he'll set up a fight next week
>think this guy is gonna get rekt by me
>ff one week
>fight is tonight
>go to The Shed
>go into the ring
>announcer introduces new guy
>screams into the mic
>"here he is now, WORLD"
>wonder why he chose this stupid name
>enter fucking landwhale snorlax nigger
>500 pounds easy
>bell rings
>i get fucking destroyed
>he rolls me over and pinfalls me with a jump
>breaks two of my ribs
>judge counts to three
>he wins
>look to the audience and see mr. Shady
>remembers his words
>somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me
>i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Benjamin Lewis
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Christian Hill
Them trips m9 r u the Haxor known as four tunnel?
Asher Nguyen
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Charles Lewis
I'll contribute because I like greentext threads.
Ayden Hernandez
copy pasta
Brody Cruz
True Story?
William Lopez
This one ALWAYS cracks me up.
Benjamin Robinson
True Story!
Benjamin Watson
blah
Easton Taylor
This one is very fake and gay
Jaxson Murphy
Anyone have a bigger picture that's in this?
Christian Evans
it's funny though
also, are you seriously considering all green text stories should be real?
Kevin Martin
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Jack Turner
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Juan Adams
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Jonathan Jackson
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Daniel Martinez
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Robert Phillips
Reaper's new death blossom
Grayson Scott
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Parker Collins
>Be me.
>Be 27.
>At work working hard and turning to read greentext from time to time.
>Laughing out loud, don't give a shit what coworkers think.
>Greentext ftw.jpg
>Suddenly come across obviously fake story...
>My face goes completely sullen.
>StaringContestWithPutin.webm
>Coworker asks if I am okay?
>Slap coworker and yell "Mothzer Russia will ask the QUESTIONS!"
>Obama apologizes for WWII.
>True Story.
Austin Cooper
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Elijah Reyes
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Nicholas Murphy
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Ryder Martin
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James Lee
It's really not even funny. Can't laugh at the obvious fake ones.
Jeremiah Harris
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Josiah Roberts
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Camden Torres
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Grayson Edwards
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Leo Gonzalez
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Juan Thomas
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Oliver Walker
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Alexander Wright
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John Ortiz
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Carson Thomas
Kekd heartly
Zachary Butler
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Gavin Thompson
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Hunter Lee
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Xavier Foster
I'm at work and I just cracked up laughing. People already think I'm strange as fuck, they didn't look surprised.
Austin Green
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Justin Harris
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Levi Campbell
Why bother waiting for your favorite green texts to show up when you can get them all in one place for less than a dollar?
amazon.com
Carter Bailey
you're welcome. this one is good too.
>also you're fucking welcome op, for me saving your fucking thread.
fucking newcunts
Adam Barnes
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Kevin Robinson
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Easton Sanders
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Dylan Fisher
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Lincoln Garcia
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Aaron Thomas
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Logan Ross
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Jace Nelson
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Zachary Edwards
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Wyatt Bailey
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Jacob Wood
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Josiah Wood
But where is the image?
Nicholas Young
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Jack Cooper
OP is a faggot. There was like 4 posts in here before I started throwing up a bunch of Green texts I have. Here is one that makes me laugh like an autist to show my thanks.
Jordan Johnson
pfft, idk.
Thomas King
Holy shit, I've been looking for this for a couple of years now, cheers mate
Lucas Morris
here, this is one i'm sure you'll love
Carter Garcia
Am I late?
Angel Bennett
no problem. i am almost out of all my good stuff though, about to pack it in.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Nah, Eliza is never late
Xavier Watson
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Jordan Gomez
where can i pirate this.. arr..
Parker James
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John Ortiz
Heute Sup Forums, morgen die Welt!
Parker Hill
this is it. and this last image is dedicated to op.
Thomas Ross
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Brandon Wright
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Logan Jones
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Christopher Jackson
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Nolan Parker
nice thumbnail
Kevin Torres
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Eli Bailey
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Isaac Brown
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John Walker
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Jack Lee
why?
Zachary Lopez
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Alexander Wright
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Noah White
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Brandon Edwards
Noah Turner
I smirked a bit.
I'll try to keep up with posting mine.
Brody Cooper
but why?
Jackson Green
Wow that guy is such a shitty IT.
Its like he tries to be a terrible person lol
Anthony Gray
She commands me to
Aiden Lee
Lincoln Cox
well go to i am sure they want you.
Xavier Brown
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Colton Brooks
Lost
Dominic Sanders
Nah
Christian Nguyen
No we don't.