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cara

/MÄMMI/

cara

5th

need you out of business sunshine

kay-on

very good post

england's greatest king 2bh

Putting this thread out of business

With no survivors

Already did it for you lad

crunching the numbers

When will they learn?

Addicted to coca cola lads, can't get enough

COCAINE AND PROSTITUTES

redpill me on plymouth

thanks

>Paul leaves behind his widow, Margaret and two beautiful children, James and Rachel - as well as a diverse property portfolio including 4 buy-to-let properties in the Greater Reading area

how

just drinking a can of it makes me feel like shit

Yeah, but which one would you want on your side when Islam starts fucking shit up?

Certainly not that limp liberal leaf faggot

want to go to the gym but i have literally no shoes other than my pair of docs cos my trainers broke
would it be weird to lift in docs

not a fan of the irish lads

not one bit

me doing a heem

thanks for enriching /brit/

>liberal

Howdy Pardner

obviously

Round the Twist had a better lighthouse 2bh
Plymouth a shit

I love the taste

When gimmicks turn to shit fast part 1231412431

Exceptional post

take that back

redpill me on south devon

v. good gimmick

made an absolute tit of myself at the party lads

Oh look, a spastic.

redpill me on why my scientist man died in mass effect 2 on the suicide mission

my whole squad was loyal and i chose all the right people for the individual jobs

fuckin fuming right now cba to go thru all that again

never heard of it

fuck off you videogame playing queg

foy

It's true la, sorry to say

have some respect science man just died

>le cromwell was basically a king lmao
Stop this meme, it's gone on for too long.

>Victims of slavery can be British - the story of one such woman is told in the memoir 'Sex Slave.' Under the pseudonym Anna Ruston, she writes about meeting a taxi driver she calls Malik when she was 15.
>Malik

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this travesty

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they don't teach you idiots how to fry an egg at the jobcenter?

The green letters...

:(

They'll never learn

ugly slag

DID THE ALIEN SHOOT THE GUN?
WHAT LEVEL WAS THE GRORK?

Mate, it's not funny, it never was.

Run a razor down your arm.

big fan of cromwell, wish he made himself king

he will be missed

fuck off we're full

speccy twat
glad he's dead

hmmm having considered this post in its full context
foy

Alri?

dont like it? then dont say stupid yank things. simple as that mate

I had a buffting gf for 5 years and she would compliment me on my eyes and my teeth and my hair and would frequently comment that I had a long torso while we were in bed but she never outright said I was attractive or handsome or sexy or good looking

Hmm...

Why was she with me?

Shit games,play Halo instead nerd

Beats an instagram account.

What was he then? A cunt?

His son was a complete fuck up 2bh, don't think a Cromwell dynasty would have survived no matter what

HAHA WHAT LEVEL WAS THE BLORG?

MENTAL

might boot up my old copy of need for speed underground 2 on the old 'aptop

Why is it lanklets who are more insecure about height

you're ugly and she was shagging her black ""colleague

banter

>mfw I will live to see the Queen die

explain to me how Bioware makes such fucking ugly games

haha my bad

ask mio to marry me please

>finally get gf
>she's taller than me
>she has short hair
>she never wears makeup
>she doesn't own any skirts/dresses
>she doesn't like jewellery
>she hates pink
d-did I make it?

Acceptable banter.

a hero

they were both alright lads but neither were fit to run a country

...

having possibly the least comfy afternoon of my life

this u?

Lord Protector. He wasn't a king, and he didn't want to be a king. Plus his reputation as "evil" is unfair.

Doesn't make sense considering we shagged every day

SWIM is on the charlie again

sounds like a bloke

lol yea. u like wot u c?

>pointing out weedman of the liberal party of canada is a liberal
>stupid yank things

You fucking stupid Northern chav bastard.

maybe ;p

wind your neck in, dickhead

youtube.com/watch?v=MO8nwxLfSR4

"So I'm a man, I'm British, I got a gay beard"

"We think"

"I killed a king and I'm not Guy Fawkes"

"He never killed anyone"

"Am I anything to do with King Arthur?"

all your posts are shit

cromwell fought for parliament didn't he? why would he make himself a king after that

Ah yes, it's a kids under 21 think liberal is an American thing episode

>carries out a genocide
>isn't evil

Who else here gets extremely paranoid whenever the house phone rings?

grime

good summary 2bh

Do not reply to this post.

the IRA weren't Irish

no self respecting Irishman would commit murder so they're not Irish.

Ok I won't

Sure, when you slash your wrists you unfunny tedious cunt

Also pesticide because he murdered dem potatoes

awful post