How do i smoke weed

How do i smoke weed.
Hi im a 16 year old man and i am looking into getting a weed. I am scared to because my father is a police and i don't want to get arrested.
Some of my friends said that i smoke it in a pipe but what kind of pipe. In our shed we have some pvc pipe and i wanted to know if it would work.
Thank you and senseraly goodbye and thank for help

>16
>man
Pick one. Also mods

>Hi im a 16 year old man
>16 year old man
>16

You are not a man, you are a boy. Fuck off.

Dont smoke or drink til you are 18
Also Mods

its not a pipe its a bong get marijuana from your local drug dealer and have fun

8/10 i lost it

Hmm... is this decrepit pasta I smell?

retard

No, don't use the PVC pipe. It could melt.
Try to find a head shop, buy a little wooden pipe.
Don't smoke too much, it's expensive and you get lazy. Just smoke after 6pm, when your day is done. Allways drink a lot of water and eat well before. Never smoke other shit or you may fuck up your life. Enjoy

Underage, get out
PVC pipe = no, don't be stupid
Weed? Do something productive, like learning Javascript.

PVC pipe will work fine

Laughing in Japanese
> -_-

Kek I lost it at 16 yr old man

>get high as fuck
>fap
>realize what you've been missing your whole life

Go to any domestic garden and you should find a plethora of different weeds. Any of them will suffice for your purposes. Then you just light it on fire and inhale the smoke. Using PVC pipe can help give you more of a "body high" as they say.

Godspeed and Happy chuffing, fellow drug smoker.

I lost the will to live

Prob not serious post but, a metal socket and a toilet paper roll make a good bowl. Just go outside when no ones is gonna be home for a while or everyones asleep. And weed whack(fap)

look at all these faggots falling for the obvious bait
kill yourselves

underage b8

nice! Please do a video

>Java
>productive
kek
Learn powershell if you're going to learn anything. It has way more real world uses. Fucking Java. Lol.

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Powershell is outrated. Retard

you mean overrated?

>implying java scripting is as useful and dynamic as powershell
Oh please tell me more. Ahaha!
Someone doesn't know their IT very well.

Your retarded the best coding software is windows movie maker so calm down

o shit
we got ourselves a badman over here

Your own dad is going to arrest you. Enjoy that buttsex in prison