What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?

What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?

Part II.

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>no one has posted darlene yet

Am I the only one? She was mai girlfriendfu when I was a kid.

fapping to this video was a nightly ritual for me

O fuck yeah

30 here

christinamodel also

It's weird seeing her with small tits after watching the new show on Netflix where she is 10/10 hucow material.

My older brother's Playboy and Penthouse magazines.

Until... VHS tape arrived.

Friend's dad bought one of the earliest models, and he bought a porn, "Barbara Broadcast".

Holy shit! When I saw that porn, the very first I had ever seen in my life, I was SUPER fucking hard.

I had no choice whatsoever. HAD to cum. Right then.

Hentai games.

Whats her name?

How, when there was no YouTube? You'd have to wait for it to come on mtv and then you'd only get about 3 minutes

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same here

>what is a vcr

Call up The Box and request it
Fap
????
Profit

It was on literally every 30 minutes past 10PM when it first came out

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When a faggot op enjoyed his anonymous e-popularity so much that he kept reposting the same thread over and over again I'd fap so hard

>not really. Fuck off

imdb.com/name/nm0842332/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

porn

I downloaded mpg music videos of her back in the late 90s and fapped hundreds of time to her.

Salty!

Downloading this took ages !

But it was worth it...

So much seed

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>user, have you seen my workout tape?

my sister probably knew

My friend's sister, who was 2 years younger than me.

By the time she turned 13, she had developed nicely. And she damn well knew I was horny for her.

She was fucking blatant about teasing me. Would bend over and let me look down her shirt, with no bra on. Spread her legs with short shorts on, showing me her panties. Lick her lips seductively. And so forth.

All those images were burned into my brain, and I'd fap like crazy thinking about her.

Ahh Jo Guest, wank? I nearly ripped it off...

>where to go for fags

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You and I both lol
Used to make a monthly pilgrimage to the 24hr garage to steal the latest Mensworld

I didn't make this one bruh, you can't stop an idea

I wanted to fuck her then and seeing her in Hannibal and the X-Files mini series I think she aged well and I would still give her this spooky cock.

I just stole one of my dads pron VHS tapes

I remember it had some asian bitch getting some piece if foil with white stuff on pushed into her pussy by some dudes dick

also he has a clone a fanny of my mothers pussy it was dirty as fuck and stunk of ammonia

he had some porn mags i used to fap to and a joy of sex book

this must have been about 1999

Forgot the picture. Fuck me

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Haha, that was that one movie where Steven Seagull was on all the posters but died in the first minute right?

gagonmycock

you only got like 30 second clips and by todays standards the gagging isnt much but god damn those 30 second clips were the shit

>and then you'd only get about 3 minutes
Like that isn't plenty...

Nah, I wanted to fuck the girl that played her sister on "Roseanne"

>pic related

The new and improved Becky - NOT the fugly original one.

My aunty worked at a garage, the manager kept all the stock of porn in the staff toilets. I'd visit her every so often and after visiting the toilet couldn't bend my legs there was so many jazz mags rolled up inside my jeans!

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no seagull was in all the way through he had to battle tommy lee jones at the end

Anyone got webm of that scene posted in last thread?

I remember when the new Becky was introduced and Roseanne was like "Damn Becky you look like a totally different person".
Always made me chuckle.

No that was Executive Decision, and that was hilarious.

The .webm is from Under Siege.

Jet was fucking Awesome!!

clothing catalogues between 8 and 15 especially mens swimwear sections, and womens underwear

Hmmm!!! Just as I suspected, this post is full of preteens trying to be adults.

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Curse my korsakov memory

Found this beauty on the last page of some newpaper my parents forgot to throw out. Probably came to these tits more times than to any other. They even get me hard now.

Diane Motherfucking Youdale
>believe she does BBC local radio now

>original becky
>fugly

nigger your gay

>used to sneak into parents' bedroom and paw through moms underwear drawer
It wasn't even anything spicy, just normal underwear

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She was so hot when she was young

Yasmin Bleath?

my first whyboner

What is the right girl's name?

I cannot be the only one besides Urkel to have had a crush on Laura.
Also her friend maxine was a sexy little nigress

I employed an almost identical method, minus aunty on the inside lol
>where did our youth go? ;_;

Tiffani Amber Thiessen

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Growing up then meant learning to cum in under 2 minutes

when i was a kid (14-15) i wanted to have child porn so i downloaded many vids from emule...

i remember that one day i went a lan party and shared my vids... the admin came to see who was sharing that kind of videos

i was like "i'm a kid, right?" the admin told me i had to stop sharing that videos

i still laugh when i remember it

No, that's the Saved by the Bell chick.

bro, your sister was probably a fucking handful in the sheets if that's what she was working out with!!

>mfw niggresses were an acquired taste for me.

>Parents go out
>turn to lingerie section
>fap fap fap

Blew my first load while fapping to Sylvia Kristel in 'Emanuelle' when they showed it on TV

I remember whacking off to this when I was 11 imagining being dungeoned by them as a male sex slave

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Forgot image

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youtube.com/user/xxMyEFFingLife/

same

There are nostalgia fap threads almost daily. How fucking new are you?

That's like saying it's the same faggot posting every single "pics you shouldn't share" threads

You must be fucking retarded.

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All my this. You could see nips and muff

>stops the craving for misbehaving
My sides

>not posting the best full house fapping moment
I cant be bothered to watch the netflix reboot, has she done anything like this in it or better yet her daughter?

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Haha I got a pair of boxers signed by Jo guest.

Marla Sokoloff

>That's like saying it's the same faggot posting every single "pics you shouldn't share" threads

It usually is

Pssst. Hey faggot. Faggot. It's the same thread with the same op as the one that died seconds before it. Now how about you drink fucking bleach you smug prick

Christianity is best!
Scientology is best!

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And so

>oh boy get a load of the wrist on this one

>joy of sex book
I found one of these in my parents room when I was kid too. Learned everything I needed to know about sex WAY early, while all my friends were fucking clueless. I never told them about it either so they always wondered how I knew so much.

Always been able to please a woman ever since. (36 y/o btw)

You're a faggot

She's not even bare footed

I kind of understand what Tom found in her now...

Frankly, the first porn vid I ever saw. Still go and watch it from time to time. "Cheating Mom Brandy" on pornhub

Nowadays, we got all this 'body-positive' bullshit...

probably one of the best boob jobs ever done.

She proudly displays her exquisite soles on the kitchen table in the new show.

I was 13 y/o saw her at Magic Mountain on this raft ride, sat right across from her the water hit her white shirt and I saw wet titties/bra just about nutted. I spent a majority of that day trying to hide my boner.

Shut yo jive ass pooty tang aint nobody want to hear another recount of your sexual exploits

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