Alright niggers. I need suggestion on how to get back at this bitch. You're supposed to be a bunch of sick fucks. But first. >Trying to sell house >Ask the couple next door to keep the gates closed and to stay off our parking spaces so when people come over, they see it is nice and their is plenty of room for their cars >At house. Next door is renting out their house. >New people their are shit bags. >They don't close the gates. They park in our parking spaces. She yells loudly at her kids. >I don't even know if it's two of them. I just see her and her two screaming bambinos. >I have asked them nicely to keep the gates, which are attached to my house, closed. >We've put signs up to keep the gates closed. >They took them down. >This time she's parked so close to our space I had to do a billion point turn to get in. (This isn't even convenient for her. Her car is right in front if her door.) Knock on the door. Ask her to move said car (nicely). This cunt nugget doesn't even look at me. Walks straight out the door. And says "any problem you have, take it up with [I dunno what she said, the council or whatever] " in the cuntiest voice. >"Wait, hang on a sec. Move your bloody car" >Keeps walking. Ignores me.
That's fucking it Sup Forums. It's fucking on now chaps! I've had it. I don't even live here. I just need it nice for, like, a fucking month! But can she do that. Apparently not!
But. I I have given my raver DJ friends permission to play loud jungle music all day until new people move in. The idea being they'll think a bunch of 24 year old jungleists have moved in next door.
But much more immediately. I'm gonna buy a sheep's head and nail it to her fucking door.
Cunt.
I need suggestion. I was thinking of printing off pictures f animals fucking/giving birth ect. That's a good one I've seen on here. Obviously I'm gonna put sugar in her petrol tank. We've seen where her a/c vent is. Thinking of putting a fish in there.
Come on Sup Forums give me something truly horrible.
Luis Bell
I strongly recommend murder. I tried it on my neighbor once, and it worked great. Never bothered me again.
Logan Roberts
Send her a very well spoken and angry letter
Ethan Lopez
shit on her lawn and post results
Gavin Ward
Call the police and explain to them the situation
Jayden Evans
Man up, Nancy. We are NYPA.
Also
>abloohoohoo my neighbor won't cooperate in misrepresenting the quality of my house so I can overcharge some poor unsuspecting sap ablooobloooblooo
Julian Carter
Wow. Let's not get crazy here user.
Luke Jenkins
Just kidding. Smear human feces all over her door.
Jackson Green
You sound like a whiny shit. People suck, just fucking deal with it and stop being a little fuck
Logan Rogers
I don't know what NYPA is. Is it a yank thing.
Yeah well, she will cooperate after I put sugar in her gas tank.
Oliver Long
Not your personal army you fucking wanker
Also shit in bag on fire user
Levi Green
Oh wow she might have to change a fuel filter. Soooooo diabolical
Ayden Foster
Old school. I like it.
I'm only asking for suggestions. Not asking for l33t hax0rs to hack her Wi-Fi or whatever.
Nathaniel Brooks
Got any better ideas faggot.
Grayson Roberts
Fuck her kids shit up
Juan Taylor
For you to just eat crow and deal with it. No point in trying to out-cunt someone
Camden Allen
shit in her ac vent
Alexander Morris
XD just rape em lol
Ian Nguyen
Haha jungle is massif lad What if she gets down to it though what's your next step?
Justin White
Not the point.. once dissolved in the gas the sugar passes through the filter and carbonizes the cylinder lining and valve seals when it's burned. If left for long enough, it can actually seize the engine.
Connor Price
I SAID I WAS JUST KIDDING NOW SMEAR POO POO ON HER DOOR
Evan Wright
Leave her kids mentally scarred
Brody Moore
You'd have more immediate engine problems adding water to the gas tank. I mean shit do you guys not look into your middle school pranks?
Brody Mitchell
>eat crow
Okay gramps
Jacob Clark
Have you tried turning her off and on again?
Asher Carter
This
If they have pets. Turn their skin inside out and leave it hanging from the ceiling
Easton Reyes
Fuck. I didn't think of that.
>why is it so easy to get lost in the jungle >because jungle is massive
Elijah Hall
IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE THAT BIT. IVE BEEN DRINKING.
Easton Butler
Rape her car and post pics.
Jaxon Ramirez
Get a friend to pose as a rand govt agency inspector for 'pick whatever nasty chemical toxin might be found in houses of that age' to knock on her door and claim to need to do a check, or post a warning that it has been found in neighboring residences.
Nicholas Nelson
This: Put matches in the key slot of her car and break it so it stays in there. That costs a great deal to get fixed.
Elijah Scott
IT'S OKAY WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING DO I NEED TO KEEP YELLING
probably not.
David Brown
but who was central locking
Gabriel Brooks
PHONE!!!
Bentley Russell
SCOTCH COZ IM NOT A FAGGOT
No it seems a bit silly
Levi Thompson
Good, good. Best of luck with your cunty neighbor.
Blake Perez
we just left retrograde mars... you should curse her silly ass. Use the Hagal rune. Completely legal, and you will kill her.
>in b4 pagan mumbo jumbo bullshit from spiritually ignorant hecklers
Henry Allen
Retrograde Mars? OK you have to explain that one to me.
Caleb Edwards
Play old country twang and leave dryed chicken bones on Her door step
Luis Carter
Apple Juice Bottles, get a bunch of Apple Juice bottles, let them sit for a while after opening them with the cap on just enough and stick them in strategic locations, I remember some dude talked about it before as I was thread hopping.
Elijah Torres
Pee it the bottles?
Mason Myers
Play some alri northen bassline instead lad that'll send em packin
Aaron Sanchez
You don't out sugar in the gas tank, you put bleach in the gas tank. Bleach causes the metal in the car it comes into contact with to rust.
Parker Russell
You don't out bleach in the gas tank, you put matches in the gas tank. Matches causes the gas in the car it comes into contact with to exploded
Asher Morgan
no, let gas build up in the apple juice bottles and it will be your own personal bombs, stick them in extremely non-obvious places if you can.
Put in anything fragile, stick in their computer if you can.
Parker Mitchell
>We are NYPA. god I haven't cringed this hard in awhile, someone just found Sup Forums
James Rogers
>op asks how to deal with annoying neighbors >"you whiny shit! deal with it!" are you fucking simple?
John Anderson
>op asks for advice >"we're not your personal army" looks like summer's here, alright
Julian Scott
This is a golden prank.
>go to market >purchase rope, duct tape, and a stool and a lighter >hang her kids in front of her while she is bound >set her on fire
Did it to my neighbor once and she was chill until I left.