ITT Sup Forums cooks an egg
Dubs decides how I cook the egg.
ITT Sup Forums cooks an egg
In case you were wondering I use coconut oil
Put it in the microwave.
Smash it against your forehead faggot
Smash it against your forehead
Smash it against your forehead nigger
Apply egg onto open flame for 30 seconds and then dip into lukewarm coconut oil before cracking open in a dish of washing up liquid
My fronthead is not hot enough to cook the egg
forhead smash
smash forhead
Pure raw egg, blended into a smoothie. Pics are required of you drinking it.
eggs benedict
submerged fried
reroll
smash on face live stream
forehead smash.
Do it, faggot.
Dubs has spoken!
Yes!
WINRAR
ITS TIME FAGGOT
Two eggs yum.
Yes live stream please
Perfect Center
Soft Boiled bitch
Ok I'm going to smash it on my forehead.. stand by
Medium heat flipped a few times for perfection...
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Cook it in your own piss and semen.
He'll do it.. OP never lets us down..
>Implying I cater to my own personal army
Okay Sup Forums here goes
....... Quickly turning into a faggot.. Don't you do it.. you better deliver
do it HowToBasic style
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Come on don't be a total nigger
Actually hard to hold the camera.. getting ready
Lets do homunculus op xD
Scramble it, throw it at a passing car
Put in ass, and slowly heat it by your body temperature.
Excuses, excuses. Smash the fucking egg already!
reroll
It's been nearly 10 minutes, OP.
Where's the god damn egg‽
I know what happened to shit faggot.. he just got shot I do believe. meth will get you killed
I have egg all over my phone and in my eyes
Now we gotta cook it
>over hard
Dude why even make eggs?
Dumb faggot, you should have done it face down over the pan
OP has delivered!
now place your forehead on burning stove until it's nice and crispy. Baste your hair with coconut oil for extra flavor and that sweet hair caramelisation.
roll
Nice dubs faggot
THEY SEE ME ROLLING
rolling for this. Try not to yell too much as it could extinguish the flames.
Thanks. Nice singles, faggot.
FORHEAD PAN FRY IT
noice.
I burnt some of my haircut
You heard the man, OP! Get your forehead on that stove!
we need that forehead omelette now
do it
Pan?
>Implying you don't cook eggs in a pot.
Here we go with this shit again...
Stick your head in a pot of boiling water then to cook the egg. Live Stream please
Forehead. Pan. Red hot stove.
>Do it bitch or gtfo
Oh my God guys, I turned on the wrong Eye! My mother is going to kill me! Wtf!
I hope she sucks you off and live streams it
Fucking LOL.
How did you even manage to fuck that up?
Well the kitchen smells like burnt cancer now... but the eye is hot
Its so hot its purple.. What is that shit like 10,000 degrees C ?
JUST FUCKING FACEPLANT ONTO IT.
WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR FOREHEAD OMLETTE.
My face when I actually burned my nose. Thanks fags
this is a good OP
I'm done and I just wanted an egg thread
Someone cap this thread
Welcome to the Sup Forums's gold archive of Sup Forums
You'll be part of the history, OP.
Send me a cap please.
these egg threads are always 10/10
I love you OP you glorious bastard.
Congrats op. Now you know how to cook an egg the Sup Forums way
Epic bread right here
Long life to OP
I actually blistered my fronthead to dry this egg out it tastes awful.
History, right, here.
mfw op actually delivered