ITT Sup Forums cooks an egg

ITT Sup Forums cooks an egg
Dubs decides how I cook the egg.

In case you were wondering I use coconut oil

Put it in the microwave.

Smash it against your forehead faggot

Smash it against your forehead

Smash it against your forehead nigger

Apply egg onto open flame for 30 seconds and then dip into lukewarm coconut oil before cracking open in a dish of washing up liquid

My fronthead is not hot enough to cook the egg

forhead smash

smash forhead

Pure raw egg, blended into a smoothie. Pics are required of you drinking it.

eggs benedict

submerged fried

reroll

smash on face live stream

forehead smash.

Do it, faggot.

Dubs has spoken!

Yes!

WINRAR

ITS TIME FAGGOT

Two eggs yum.

Yes live stream please

Perfect Center

Soft Boiled bitch

Ok I'm going to smash it on my forehead.. stand by

Medium heat flipped a few times for perfection...

...

Cook it in your own piss and semen.

He'll do it.. OP never lets us down..

>Implying I cater to my own personal army

Okay Sup Forums here goes

....... Quickly turning into a faggot.. Don't you do it.. you better deliver

do it HowToBasic style

...

Come on don't be a total nigger

Actually hard to hold the camera.. getting ready

Lets do homunculus op xD

Scramble it, throw it at a passing car

Put in ass, and slowly heat it by your body temperature.

Excuses, excuses. Smash the fucking egg already!

reroll

It's been nearly 10 minutes, OP.

Where's the god damn egg‽

I know what happened to shit faggot.. he just got shot I do believe. meth will get you killed

I have egg all over my phone and in my eyes

Now we gotta cook it

>over hard
Dude why even make eggs?

Dumb faggot, you should have done it face down over the pan

OP has delivered!

now place your forehead on burning stove until it's nice and crispy. Baste your hair with coconut oil for extra flavor and that sweet hair caramelisation.

roll

Nice dubs faggot

THEY SEE ME ROLLING

rolling for this. Try not to yell too much as it could extinguish the flames.

Thanks. Nice singles, faggot.

FORHEAD PAN FRY IT

noice.

I burnt some of my haircut

You heard the man, OP! Get your forehead on that stove!

we need that forehead omelette now

do it

Pan?
>Implying you don't cook eggs in a pot.

Here we go with this shit again...

Stick your head in a pot of boiling water then to cook the egg. Live Stream please

Forehead. Pan. Red hot stove.
>Do it bitch or gtfo

Oh my God guys, I turned on the wrong Eye! My mother is going to kill me! Wtf!

I hope she sucks you off and live streams it

Fucking LOL.

How did you even manage to fuck that up?

Well the kitchen smells like burnt cancer now... but the eye is hot

Its so hot its purple.. What is that shit like 10,000 degrees C ?

JUST FUCKING FACEPLANT ONTO IT.
WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR FOREHEAD OMLETTE.

My face when I actually burned my nose. Thanks fags

this is a good OP

I'm done and I just wanted an egg thread

Someone cap this thread

Welcome to the Sup Forums's gold archive of Sup Forums
You'll be part of the history, OP.

Send me a cap please.

these egg threads are always 10/10

I love you OP you glorious bastard.

Congrats op. Now you know how to cook an egg the Sup Forums way

Epic bread right here

Long life to OP

I actually blistered my fronthead to dry this egg out it tastes awful.

History, right, here.

mfw op actually delivered