ITT rate how much cancer you are

ITT rate how much cancer you are.

Demographics:
>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You sometimes watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
Eldership Rites:
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2014 +1
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2015 +2
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2016 +3
Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3
Unusual Discreditations:
>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1
>You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1
>You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
>You refer to people as normies +1
>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
>You don't know or care who "moot" is +1
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (whilst not being black yourself) +1
>You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>0 - oldfag
>1~2 - newfag
>3~10 - Cancer
>11~20 - Cancer+
>20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
>31~50 - Cancer++
>50+ - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

nigger

What's a moot?

posting in this thread automatically makes you cancer

13. Fuck.

8,wew lad

18
cancer+? fuck

phew!

▲
▲▲

wow look at me go

6. I'm okay with this.

0
Not even kidding

31, Cancer++

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Which ones applied to you?

5 here.
Been here a long time.

Only 8, still cancer but meh..
You are cancer.

This thread is even more cancer than it was yesterday, OP.

0

8 points, not bad

you forgot autism

>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>YLYL (Lurk) +1
>REKT (Lurk) +1
>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
>You refer to people as normies +1
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1

8
kek been here 9 years for nothing

>IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

You're cancer.

3 points

10
gotta roll

8 cancer

Sheit I'm cancer+

2

10 cancer

Pls lemme out teletubbies is on

3, maybe 4.

I overheard 2 people talking about Sup Forums on a train and looked it up when I got home. So not technically friends.

>be oldfag
>lurk a random thread
>be newfag

Yay bye faggots, I'm out on first try
#Tubbiepower

20. Cancer it is.

Holy fuck I'm your master you faggots

Same

10 Cancer

0 haha I guess I'm an old fag XD

Your thread is shit and cancer. You are cancer too.

>sometimes watch leafy
>fap twice a day
I guess I'm a newfag

7

I'll add +50 to my score for being a brony.

5. I can live with this.

19. Okay, np. Cancer giveaway over here!

Witnessed

7, could do with some work but not too bad

>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1

Well, seems like I'm a newfag despite having first been on Sup Forums quite a while before the 100M get, so 2006-2007 I guess? Not that I'd care anyway.

Demographics:
>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
Eldership Rites:
Thread participation:
>Trap thread (Post) +2
>non-English threads (Lurk) +1
Unusual Discreditations:
>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (whilst not being black yourself) +1
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>3~10 - Cancer

Fuck yeah.

>>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
Fuck off

7. Pretty sure nobody has 0, especially with hearing about Sup Forums from a friend being +1. Rules 1&2 only apply during raids.

>YLYL (Lurk) +1
>REKT (Lurk) +1
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1

already cancer or what? OP knows shit about evaluation

>coming to Sup Forums without having autism
HAHA you're not fooling anyone.

The only way to get 0 points is by not browsing Sup Forums

Fuck I'm at eight

Been here since 2010 and scored a 3.
Please cure me of this cancer
>Dubs get

>>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
Sup Forums was always cancer and is always changing.

>0 = oldfag
>also implies never being called autistic
Seems accurate
Also 9 points here, just as cancerous as this board

>You fap 2-3 times a day usually (I assume 5/day including sex counts)
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps) (mostly because I have no romantic interest in men or traps, so its easier to just say I'm straight to avoid confusion)
>YLYL (2)
>REKT (2)
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior (we have more visual diversity and better eye color. Fuck off OP we are better)

Total: 6.

Your system is crap though. REKT thread have been around since day 1. Much like the Something awful forums, Sup Forums was also a place to loose your "internet virginity". Which means to see and look at things you have never been exposed to before because it is banned on all other media. The gritty reality of the world. YLYL threads have been around for over a decade. They were there before that, just with another name. People enjoy laughter. Its not cancer in and of itself. The cancer issue is when it attracted shitty "memers". In fact I'd argue that you are far more cancerous because of the stereotype you are promoting. The worst thing about Sup Forums today is the lack of OC. Most memes originated (most organically) from Sup Forums. Be used to be creative. Now almost everyone is scared to be like to redditors or autists. Because of this even template threads get bombarded. I'd go as far as to say even furries are less cancer than those who stifle Sup Forums's old creativity.

2

Rekt threads haven't been around since day 1

2 points. You are all faggots

>3~10 - Cancer

2

2008fag reporting in

+2 for lurking YLYL and rekt threads
+2 for posting in trap threads
+1 for referring to people as normies
+1 Sup Forums always was cancer.
+1 fingered my butt

Total: 7.

>note filename

Not by the same name, but they were. Granted CP was more common then they were back when this site was 90% weeaboos.

7 points. Btw how does "People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL)" make you cancerous?

>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1

1, not bad.

12. Eh, I'd consider that roughly average for this shithole.

ayo welcome in the 6 club fam

>Implying playing CS GO is enough to prevent someone from being an oldfag

Got a 5
Anyone claiming to be a zero is lying.

>TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
> >0 - oldfag
> >1~2 - newfag
> >3~10 - Cancer
> >11~20 - Cancer+
> >20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
> >31~50 - Cancer++
> >50+ - Fuck you

WTF???

Anyone who got 0 is obviously cancer.

12

8, cancer

Rollin to escape.

6
I am not cancer and the white race is supiriour

>You come to Sup Forums for the porn

Honestly, if Sup Forums had a rule that stated:
>You can post adult content BUT not start any thread with means of posting adult content (porn, etc.)
There would be much less newfags. Something like +50% of the people who come on this board don't get accustomed at all, they're underage, they fap, watch some other thread as their cultural tour over the site, shitpost a bit and leave.
If porn = on porn boards, all newfags would be contained, there'd be OC, new memes, actually funny YLYL threads, better baits, better events, Finland would become Winland again, etc.

sage.. in all fields it goes!

Conveniently absent from your list of criteria for cancer is dubs threads. Ironic, wouldn't you say? Faggot.

so 2013 is oldfag?
cancer shit thread is cancerous aids

4
>cancer
aw

Break me free of these chains.

52
amidoinitrite?

That's because CS GO is for faggots
You can play any other counter strike game if you want

But that game makes you a newfag.

10, cancer, also my horoscope so fuck you

Honestly, 0

I agree, this board is full of summerfags

Goddamn Degenerates

15 over n out

12 fuck u, i bet OP has max points.

What's wrong with the Waifu Claiming Threads?

55... am I doing badly?

9 XD

16

5

6
just cancer.

Autists
>+1

4. I'm very OK with this

fak u

replying to this thread +20

5 -cancer. ok

Moot is a faggot and twice a sellout.