Sup Forums can't argue against this

>Sup Forums can't argue against this

>your heroes should be fictional characters who fight ghosts

But can't she also have a good movie to go with it? Is that too much to ask for?

>your heroes should be defined by your gender

"Streets" knowing mama
>hero

This awesome little lady can look forward to watch her heroes bomb at the box office.

Who is saying you need to grow up with Ghostbusters in order to "need" it?

Yeah no little girls are going to see this movie when they have Frozen.

>"Please stop making fun of our shitty movie!"
>manchildrenwhodressuplikeghostbusters.com

Make your own movies.

Is this all that Hollywood can do these days? Redo stuff they've already done?

fair enough.
So do I get my version of Cinderella where she's now a he and goes on a woman hating quipfest?

LMAO! Ghostbusters is a dead franchise

Boys heroes:
>spider man loses his uncle ben to a thug due to his negligence and spends the rest of his life trying to make up this one mistake to the entirety of the human race where he can
>superman was raised with small american ideals to try to never use his godlike powers to subjugate people, even the ones who do harm to others

Girls heroes:
>THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU

Women don't want movies anyways unless it's for babies.

What little girl wants to dress up like a janitor when she can be a princess who can shoot ice and make snow?

Fuck man, if my choices are "be a Ghostbuster" or "have Elsa's powers" I'd choose Frozen powers every day.

If a woman cannot have a man as a hero, or vice versa, does this mean that we are not equal?

So what about little black girls who think they're hero is only good for shouting in angry black woman speak and helping 3 white scientists?

>this is about heroes
>not about hollywood trying a new gimmick to make audiences gloss over shitty remakes so they can avoid original properties

o. Male Cinderella has a night stand with the princess. The princess believes Cinderella had a penis perfectly shaped for her vagina. She then goes in a journey looking (testing penises) to find her loved one.

by using the Ghostbusters name they are wanting the fanbase,
you cannot then fuck the fanbase over.
if they want a girly supernatural comedy then just make one and stop sticking the Ghostbuster tag on it just to make cash.

i'd bust her ghost if you catch my meaning

>implies that people can only be inspired and need heroes of the same sec as that person
>says the 'awesome little lady' needs the heroes even though she's a fan because of the original ghostbusters since the new one isn't even out

Are you implying that her hymen isn't just broken but is dead and cannot leave the mortal plane of existence due to unfinished business in life?

Dude...she's a child!

>2 great movies

Whoa now.

>173 episodes of a hit cartoon show

So we're conveniently forgetting about Extreme Ghostbusters which had a pretty diverse cast.

>empathy is limited to characters that share the same race/sex as you

Your heroes should be stereotyped women who lick their proton pack wands before going into a battle and act ditzy and awkward.

There are girls who don't like dresses

oops
There are girls who don't like dresses and princess-shit

>it's "reddit" to be against pedophiles

She should get her own heroes then

Actually, yeah.

>2 great movies

There's a lot wrong here, but whoever says Ghostbusters 2 wasn't a piece of shit needs to get his/her/its head examined.

I'd have sex with her if you get my drift

>173 episodes of a hit cartoon show

that game for the Sega Genesis was pretty dope though

I don't think it lasted 173 episodes lel

yes. this is Sup Forums

And?

I don't get the point you're making because I'm saying "having awesome super powers is way cooler than being a glorified janitor."

Why didn't they make Xena her hero? Millennials are trying to push their old shit onto their kids, that's not going to make it her own hero.

>women
>giving a shit about an all female Ghostbusters

Women would watch a new Ghostbusters if it involved the cast of Magic Mike.
And guess what, that's kinda supposed to happen.

>She needs heroes that are sponged off Male heroes.

GURL POWA!

they should do an all female magic mike reboot for this awesome little lady too.

>She needs racist caricatures and unfunny, obese comediennes as heroes.

Pretty heartwarming, OP.
Also,173 episodes?
Nice.

wat


that doesn't make any sense

anyone find it weird how a week after the trailer dropped, everyone forgot about the Ghostbusters reboot? We all agreed it was terrible, there was nothing more to discuss, and there was complete radio silence? Now all of the sudden people are making threads about it to regenerate interest? Hmmmmm...

>little girls can't look up to male heroes
why not?

kids like all kinds of stupid shit tbqh

How about Dr. Quinn Medecine Woman?

oh quickly how ye forget

Male to female transsexuals

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>Please stop being jerks on the internet

No. I've been being a jerk on the internet since you were in diapers.

THIS!!!

cultural appropriation, checkmate mate

want a movie for girls? then make one that isn't just stealing the popularity of a male cultural touchstone. there's no male sex and the city or hanna montana

That's fucking cute, in all honesty.

>Children should suffer though bad and forgettable movies

The SJW committee also railed with alll their might to keep the "mysogyny" line towed all the way until the next trailers were released. Pretending to be a victim gives unlimited writing material, so that's what they prefer to use to promote this movie.

>cultural appropriation, checkmate mate
Not that cultural appropriation isn't bullshit, but that's not what that means.

To be fair, city jobs like garbage men are pretty awesome if the city aint shit

uh yes?

So make something entirely new instead of warping something that exists and is an established franchise.

>male sex and the city
entourage?

Uhm yes? So? It's just fantasies. No harm done.

>There's going to be a generation of kids that loathe this film because their parents forced them to watch this over and over and never touch the originals

Women are afraid of ghosts.

Imma buy a ticket for it but go into something else. It looks unfunny and uniteresting and I didnt appreciate the first trailer lying about it having ties to original

Any little girl with a tumblerina mom will be going, no questions asked.

For a little kid it probably is to a degree. Although that doesn't explain the millions of children's shows featuring animals or robots or whatever

>For a little kid it probably is to a degree
It isn't. You disproved that in your own post, why did you continue to post it knowing that it's wrong? Quality of posts, man.

but why not just buy a ticket for something else you retard? just say you liked the trailer and are going to watch it.

Maybe it will condition them for a cum fetish

In general, I agree. These smart funny women could have got together and used their wits to come up with next big thing.

But i need to disagree with your post because its downplaying the amount of effort that went into the movie on the creative level beyond the reused concept. People have been trying to get Fhostbusters back up for decades, so its an accomplisment that somehow did it

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>Her heroes can't be the same as the other guys heroes

Wow, that's pretty sexist...

Because I like supporting progressive films

no? if there was a white Shaft that would be considered cultural appropriation. how is it different with gender?

His leftist Swedish parents probably put him up to that. Look at the poor guy's face, he doesn't want to be around ugly chimps who reek of literal trash.

Not every peice of "art" is aimed at you pussies.
For example,straight porn exists.

>tv

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>not impressed by black folks with jobs
it is like you're not even from Sup Forums

because i didn't disagree with my post, i said to a degree, is it possible for a girl to idolize a cool ghostbuster, yes of course, but in reality she's more likely to idolize some stronk woman

women can't even deal with a rodent or spider, let alone a ghost

>ghostbusters is a children's film about horny women getting ghost slime in their pussies

Dropped

you're gonna go far, kid

why not just support good films, oh wait they're mutually exclusive

how the fuck do you get a fucking bunny to stand still long enough to put a fucking pizza over its face??

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Absolutely.

I just don't buy that this is aimed at young girls. It seems more like an attempt to cash in on nostalgia that has failed because the majority rejected it (outside the super fans who will love anything Ghostbusters).

Are you using Sup Forums memes or are you serious? That's a cat.

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>your time is over neckbeards
>shut up and make me money!

This world can't burn fast enough.

I'd slime Wiig.

girls heroes:
>THIS SUMMER, KELLY IS ON A MISSION... TO GET SOME NEW SHOES, BUT ON THE WAY WILL JARED FALL FOR HER? KELLY'S SHOES II:NOT WHAT I'D SHOES

>That's a cat.

Ok, it's pretty fucking impossible to tell when you can't see the ears

I keep seeing this new trend of things I'm not allowed to criticize because they're not "for me". Is this really a thing now?

Why would inferior beings need idols? Literally all they have to do is to cook, clean up shit and bear children.

Ghostbusters was never good

>I can't empathize with a character unless he shares my sex, skin color or ethnicity
The times we live in.

look at the coat. The eyes give it away too. You can kinda see the ears protruding from the sides of the pizza too.

>girls can't have male heros, only female heros

Pretty sexist there, Tumblr.