Official Orioles @ Mariners Gamethread

Iwakuma vs Jimenez

M's going for the 4-0 sweep

pls win Kuma

I like the result, but that ball was outside. I hope this ump doesn't suck all day.

I really hope we see a lot of Zunino next series. He absolutely obliterates balls in Houston's park.

lineup

KUMA PLS

C'mon Kuma. Shut these guys down.

FUCK

so close

ded

good luck kuma, this is my pick em for today

MARTAY PARTAY

Put it where they ain't!

everyone is safe lmao

NICE

BRING THEM HOME

I swear, if we don't get something out of this

Make them pay for Machado's mistake SMIFF, in a very PROFESSIONAL WAY

>strike

this ump ffs

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I FUCKING LOVE SMIFFFFFFFFFF FUCK YES

I LOVE ME SOME PASTRAMI AND RYE BREAD

SO PROFESSIONAL

SEFF
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4 out of 5 of us replied to that GRAND SALAMI. The 5th guy must be taking a Sunday nap.

Martin...no

Come on Kuma / Martin

don't undo the good work

Just pull him, the bullpen is very fresh

Rockbear a fucking shit

are you kidding me

nice one Guti

noice Iannetta

>Rags, Astros losing

win would be very nice here

LETS GO

Just play the ball Trumbo you dumb fuck.

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bullshit, he could have picked it up.

stop whining

MARTAY PARTAY

Damn, that is some bad luck

bullshit

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

robbed of a run there

ill take it

Get fucked asshole.
Blast it Mr. Smith

>a balk

BALK MOFO

BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK

justice tbf

I could murder ubaldo in broad daylight and if it was anywhere near the state of Maryland I'd get away with it

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Kuma's thrown a no-hitter against Baltimore before.

I believe.

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is anyone in here upset about Iceland?

what happened to iceland

I don't think that's actually Hulk Hogan

Nah

I have Welsh ancestry, so i'm hoping Wales kicks Penaldo's shaved ass.

incest

oh my

>Lind

is elite

nah

Big Boy is better

Martin you fucking retard stop it

Martin, pls

can we agree martin is shit today?

Haven't watched the whole game; did he fuck up earlier too?

yeah that was his third fuck up

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sure why not

Joseph you're fucking trash my nigga

>Wade Miley pitching in Houston

maybe it wont be that bad

why dont you like wade?

because he's been playing like shit

Hold them down, M's

Diaz cmon get it together

Filthy

NASTY

what time is it in New Zealand?

Diaz is a bad bad man

sit down

god dammit marte

10:16am

crap

KMARTE HAD A SEIZURE!

Update: I still love the mariners

GET IT TOGETHER MS CMON

ME TOO

Get some more insurance guys

thats great to reaD

more trash for the trash bin

base hit pls

>Benoit in the pen

they ya go

Surely in case there's like 10 runs scored this inning? Can't bring him on with a fresh pen and a 2 run lead

>Sims

Cmon Kyle bring them home

I will take a sac fly and 1 run this inning also

crazier things have happened

cruz is looking better lately

ayy lmao

SEAGULL

A timely hit with RISP? He almost made that look easy

TY BASED SEAGAR

4 run lead feels good bros

SEAGER

waifu
>mfw

And just like that it's 5 woo

I don't know who you are but you're addedto the pile you cuban piece of shit

LIND IS ELITE

WE'RE GOINT TO THE ERIES

based

>LIND IS ELITE
YES

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how far back are the m's from the rags now?