Rules:

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original

HEROES NEVER DIE EDITION

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That's the ugliest Mercy I've ever seen.

Try again, user.

Filthy pre-bake.

Kek, just killed a Mercy player as Tracer

Who could resist the devils curse?

QOTT: Why did you come to waifu? Why did you stay?

Best type moon claimed.

There, there.

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I forgot how fun town of salem was

Good news

I've been without internet for like 3 weeks, maybe a month, I just got it back for now

I will now shitpost less

I'm a weeb

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That is pretty hot. I'm all for it minus the Yuri.

Really? That's it? Gotta have some fun in that.

Syndra the master of sex and fetishes.

That's pretty fucking hor. Have you thought about cum-flation for hentai?

Good shit, still minus the glasses for me.
I think they just don't appeal to me as much.

Just Yuri? Come on man. Nothing else there? Give me something good and I'll tell you mine in detail.

Smiles..? After sex?

Fucking get some filenames lazy fuck

You should, Chara.

>no previous thread in OP
T R I G G E R E D

First day is coming to an end, whats your rank?

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Will you go back to posting face and pc konatas along good music?

For the hot trim Id be catchin

I like to share the greatness and beauty of Lily to everyone. Plus it's fun to talk to some people here.

>Why did you come to waifu
Depression.
>Why did you stay
You never leave

>I will now shitpost less
Lies

cum-flation? you mean too much cum?

I should? Okay then. Fuck you Chen.

Sup Cheshire?

Welcome to waifu

I know right?

Early and pre-bakes make me sad.

>minus the Yuri.
Shit taste fam

But you're not allowed to fuck Chen.

Sup Chara

Delicious moonpie

Smile for me

dude yeah sure

I don't know why I posted and I still come because I made friends with strangers over the Internet

Tenshi will always be my one sole waifu. She is mine.

But no one is going to stop me.

No one is, you can only

I've been here for a while now but thanks.

And yes, that kind of fetish.

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Bellies and thighs are the shit~
Thighjobs, hand-holding, classic stuff

I know that well, but you can't expect perfect timing threads from everyone.
Non essere triste.

Well said,

Same reason

Tristana claimed

Not even the correct rules either
D.va > Tracer > Symmetra > Mercy
That's right
Mercy is worst tthan Symmetra. Thats a new low

That's alright. You only have to fuck yourself. You can do that behind closed doors.

If I told you, would you sit on it?
>okay, I should stop making those shitty puns

>Tenshi
The Tsundere god who reks Reimus shrine and then gets tyrannosaurus rekt by aggravated Reimu?

yeah, okay, have fun with her.

Sorry, I don't always talk with everyone and I also tend to forget most people... so have we talked before?

>And yes, that kind of fetish
Is already on the list.
Love it when it spurts out while the guy is inside. Even though it doesn't make sense... but there is a limit on how much

Everyone was being nice and i liked having the opportunity to talk to someone.

>tristana
>greatness and beauty
Pick one

stop
I need to start losing in LoL again, get my routine back to normal
youtube.com/watch?v=jVPjcfGqs8Q
:(
memes

But that's false, Mercy is best girl.
D.va is shit.

>dinosaur jr
Boy

Guess I should be careful too, and maybe not hit on the coplayers near the drinks

heh

Symmetra is literally autistic tho

Depends on what it is ;^)

Still better than Mercy

Pussy

Guys, I'm 30 years old.

What the fuck are you doing here?

This whole waifu thing and claiming digital girlfriends is the most lonely and pathetic way you could spend your time. You're claiming a game or anime character that thousands of other 4channers have claimed just in the last month. Yet here you are, re-hashing the same shit over and over because you're so lonely and attention deprived that you somehow get that feeling of validation and appraisal from other like minded boys, and you just feed off each other.

Go outside! There's so much to do. Hiking, biking, swimming, etc... Do these things enough, and you will bump into a real life girl who also does these things and she will do them with you. You then have a true waifu, and no longer have to sink to this level of need.

Yuri is fine but not too prefered for me. It's a great way to get me hard. I don't count FFM as Yuri + Guy so FFM is still top tier for me.

Eyyy nice. Also, I won't be on LoL later. I have a Heroic raid schedule tonight.

Yep, always a limit. Though it's still sooooo good. God damn. Plus the face after that. Mmm~ good shit.

D.Va is a flank tank, she's useless as an actual tank. The main use of her ult is abandoning her main spec. A fucking tank that can't tank. RIP sense.

Literally posted at the same time

such a good album, been obsessed with it lately, need to listen to Bug soon
oh my

>konata

Sometimes I wonder why are you so autistic, then I remember.

You aren't thinking. You are NEVER EVER THINKING. You are the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "KNIFE TO MEET YOU/WELCOME BACK EVERYONE" without further explanation. You have aspergers like every other Chara poster.

You are an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who is seeking attention. You are too lazy to stay the fuck in tumblr where he belonged.

Eu claimed

that indonigger looks like trash

Just watch out for the weird ones
Although it doesn't matter if they're crazy or not in a one night stand
:^)

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She's also worst girl, but that's besides the point.
As a tank she is god awful. Her canons slowling her down hurt her a lot, but if she has a pocket mercy she becomes a very annoying threat. (its her hitboxes she has to fix)

I just saw it in the Tripfag Finder one day.

>Why did you stay?
Don't know, it's kinda boring here honestly.

I can give you the same words as well, but having previous on OP really helps a lot.

You're quite a nice talker, it's a bit unbelievable to me that you didn't have that opportunity outside the thread.

>losing in lol
I honestly think playing with your pets and shitposting all day long is more fun.

I think you mean asparagus.

Doesn't change how bad Mercy is

You may not be wrong, but it's over.

Hello non ~ Eu

How are things beautiful?

>Guys, I'm 30 years old.
Right.

how the fuck is mercy bad though?

Hmm.

Long black hair, (blonde sometimes work) average to big, but not huge, breasts, foreplay, mixed between maledom and femdom, nice ass, some bondage, maybe a threesome, and especially a lot of mess.

Fuck off Mercy

youtu.be/xX050NcDNAU

Ayyyyyy I know that one! I got catfished super hard this one time. Then I pounce bounced outta there

youtube.com/watch?v=D3m13gRexM0

Mikan, stop

I can probably shitpost more efficiently now

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Non Eu~?
W..what do you mean, friend~?

Konatas dick

I agree!

Sometimes I wonder why are you so autistic, then I remember.

You aren't thinking. You are NEVER EVER THINKING. You are the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to post a picture of Chen without further explanation. You have aspergers like every other Chen poster.

You are an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who is seeking attention. You are too lazy to stay the fuck in tumblr where he belonged.

I became much more hostile to others irl over time unfortunately. I was never well received and grew bitter over time.
I do enjoy seeing many nice people here. It's the first time i have come across this happening.

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Same as always with me, how are things with you?

Allow me to clarify....

Personally, imso, I don't think everyone here literally beleives that some girl in a TV show is actually they're special someone and that they love them back.

The reason I believe people claim waifus is that we see a character that we can connect with, or empathize, someone we feel could make a good girl if she was real, so we come here to claim them and see what other people have claimed and get a seek peek of what kind of person their like.

Imao.

Community seemed warm and welcoming, I enjoyed the atmosphere.

I remember Hand and Yuuko were the first ones to receive me as well.

It's subjective like most things, but the latter of what she said is my reason here

I'll be heading out for now. BRB in 10 hrs

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I'm not from Australia.

>Austalian(mongoloid)
Did you just implied that every australian is a mongoloid?
How rude of you.

>Did you just implied that every australian is a mongoloid?
>How rude of you.
He's not wrong

It looks like that edgyfag from the last thread is gone.

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I'm just assuming you're not the older user because he always used ~~~~ at the end of his sentences.
He doesn't come around often though.

My internet is shit, but otherwise good.
You still enjoy the threads best cow?

>loves

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Cooking waifus unite :3

I hope this doesn't mean we're getting close-ups of the Mexican torpedo.

That's not nice to read but I didn't expect something better.

That's adorable.
>you will never pat Chen

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Oh, well this is the real Eu, you can tell by the way Eu has named their image file~

Now that's what I call tsundere

The point was that you are just as much of a mongoloid as the average australian mongoloid

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I miss alyx and halflife. I was obsessed with the series as a teenager. University cut me off gaming three years ago.

Alyx claimed fgts.

enjoy ;)

Mine is too.
Eh that's not really something I'd like to disscus here, can talk about it over steam though, I've actually been thinking about that subject for a while now.

That's some really good stuff mang
Although I prefer medium/small sized breasts
>nice pic once again

Cat-fishing is disgusting
Why waste my time woman D:

Scanlines-chan claimed

It's just a pasta.

>University cut me off gaming three years ago.
>three years ago
>three