Hey Sup Forums, who's the most alpha male out there?

Hey Sup Forums, who's the most alpha male out there?

Go home Dwayne

The guy who t-talks l-l-like th-this in every f-fucking c-celeb thread

>pic related

Prove me wrong

>Having nipples
riiight, i'm pretty sure he still sleeps with a teddy bear in his arms.

Isn't he 5'7"?

Fucking manlet

prove me wrong

still takes it in tha boi pussy

show was underrated. fake or not.

Chris Duffin. Look him up.

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And you're 5'6"

HE'S 5'7"? Holy shit

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Good luck finding someone more alpha.

seconded

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"I'm bi-winning."

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It's Terry Richardson.

Fuck bitches get paid.

can't be alpha when you're a weak shell of a man riddled with HIV.

Even before he was cringeworthy at best

Eh... He's just big, he'll probably never win WSM, he consistently loses in squat and deadlift events. He has a fluffy dog, George Michael bear, and hipster hair. gigantism does not an Alpha make.

Its the rock. He in shitty movies and gives zero fucks

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Being alpha isn't just about being big. And the fac that he has a small cute dog changes anything? That just shows that he doesn't have to compensate for anything by having a bully or some shit. He exudes confidence. There are people like Kai Greene and shit who aren't alpha.

also placing third in WSM multiple times isn't exactly a failure. He's also much more aesthetic than most competitors in that sport.

He's the alpha carrier.

The originator of the AIDS virus. He has been around for centuries like some sort of AIDS vampire, infecting men and women a like.

10/10 would fuck this guy up for holding a dog like that. bet his gf wipes his ass too

sure you would brah

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Game over chumps

>jon, literally motherfucker, hamm
im gonna leave this here and carry on

Jack Donovan. Read his books and be re born you faggots.

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dont even like him but who wouldnt swap places with him

Cool Dr. Money

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zlatan

and who is this again.?

me you retarded motherfuckers...
ME !!!!!!!!

>zlatan
fucking sand nigger

Being manly != being ripped

Bernie cause he tells America the truth and that is the manliest thing a real man can do

>zlatan
>sand nigger
>the guy is swedish
let me guess public school.?

>Swedish

Hahahahahahahaha, that is like saying Obama is American Nigger lover.

He's a fucking muslim/middle easterner. Look at him and tell me he's swedish dumb cunt

all of the above are pussies compared to this legend.

Your uncle and your daddy, now bow down little hobbit.

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Dubs don't lie

Who is this?

This is the correct answer. Insult millions of people and still win the nomination? Alpha as fuck

The average internet person is the most alpha male on the planet. Because if we want, we can end dictatorships, if we want we can shape the world, if we want we can become heros

>the mountaain
>game of thrones
>strongest man on earth
>icelandic

Shut up

Aikido is gay


Pic related: the only right answer

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Moot.

Me

Patrick Bateman of course

Me, because quads

Zlatan was born in Sweden. His parents came from Bosnia, Bosnia is not in the middle east it is located in the meditaranian area, Zlatan is about 60% Bosnian and 40% Swedish.

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his dad was muslim, that's all that matters to me