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Don't talk to me or wife's son ever again Ned - edition

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King Cuck everyone

first for most beautiful

reminder that davos and sansa will visit house mormont in the coming episodes

He was Double Cuck. What a miserable guy.

HOL UP
HOL UP
IZ YOU
HOL UP
IZ YOU SAYIN
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET

NO TOUCHING

Cersei KEKED
Jaime KEKED
Tyrion KEKED
Tywin KEKED


Lannister the laughing stock of Westeros.

>we will never see Robert react to being cucked and smashing Cersei with his bare hands

We need a formal list of all of the great knights. So far we have:

Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen(a cadet branch of House Goodmen)
Ser Fifty of House Best-killers-on-the-Iron-Islands
Ser Bad of House Pussy
Ser Andnaohit of House Bayginz
Ser Naoh of House Witenz
Ser Fookin of House Haythens
Ser Huamah of House Fightan
Ser Funneh of House Hore
Ser King of House Indanorf
Ser Chaosh of House Isaladdah
Ser Iam of House Lordbolton
Ser For of House Thewatch
Ser God of House Titsandwine
Ser Andarranal of House Ashposethassoffshashebleashwell
Ser Youreagreedy of House Bitch
Ser Pleigh of House Wifferash
Ser Endhoo of House Aaryoo
Ser Ayam of House Thadrunnedgad AKA Ser Ayam of House Thasturm
Ser Fooking of House Legend

Best waifu

>that scene when Joffrey tries to make some decisions about the army and lectures Cersei
>she just smirks and explains how wrong he is
what a fucking child. Joffrey was despicable moron and Robert is too for not raising him properly. they laughed at Jon Arryn's kid, but Joffrey never picked up a sword. how could Robert be such an utter moronic fat piece of shit to not see what monster he raised? or what a moron

Don't talk to me or my sister's son ever again

so funny :D

I have to say that episode 2 was shit.

>that bullshit introduction of euron
>that bullshit resurrection of jon targaryen
>that crap begining with Brynden Rivers

It could have been done so much better

first for House HAES

tbf he cucked his wife more times than she cucked him, so he has a net negative of cuck

Threadly reminder that Howland Reed is actual Jon's father.

THEN I SMASHED HER HEAD IN LIKE THIS!

Lel wtf

>tbf he cucked his wife more times than she cucked him

nope, she never took care of his children that are not her progeny, he however did, of everyone of them.

In the show Robert implies that Kevan was cucked too
>Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass

based banners

>ywn be a hedgehog knight

>I'll wear it like a badge of honor
>Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again.

most beautiful corpse on the show

well look at all the bastards robert had.

He out cucked the cucker cersie

Jaime never even noticed, let alone been with any other woman but Cersei.
There's some innocence in that, however morbid. I hope he ends up with Brienne.

Lancel was getting KEKED at his own dinner table.

Ser Fifty of House Bestkillers of the Iron Islands sounds better imo.

R + L =J is the most pleb theory out there
fuck off wikifag

guys

where can i find a cock merchant

>being this contrarian

Just because someone came up with it 20 years ago doesn't make it pleb :^)

Post MM :3

Kek I was literally the first bookfag theoy before the show was even a fucking thing.

>how could Robert be such an utter moronic fat piece of shit to not see what monster he raised?

Because he knew the kids weren't his and didn't give a shit what they did

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Theon please go

Bran is indeed most beautiful, especially when sweaty

Well look at all Cersei's kids got, Seven kingdoms and being heads of House Baratheon of both King's Landing and Storm's End

>a fourth sand snake
HOLY SHIT

No way. If he knew, he'd kill them and legitimize Edric and the kingdom would be at peace. Edric is a great fellow.

He did. When Joffery was little he killed a cat or something like that and he showed his dad. Robert best the shit out of him and nearly killed him but Cersei stopped him.

does show jaime know about cersei fucking lancel? isn't that what she was arrested for?

>he doesn't know
arianna is going to come back and fuck their shit up

>what is a stunt double?
nice double dubs tho m8

N + A = J
R + L = D
look into your heart, you know it to be true

OK, enough of this bullshit. Since battle for Winterfell is imminent, we need new 20 good men.

First 20 replies get their good men. I'll start first.

Promise me, Ned

>Ramsay fed Roose to the dogs

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good point.

We'll the abominations will be dead soon enough

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desu a standing army would consolidate the throne and be a big step towards absolute monarchy

it was too avant gardiste for westeros though

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>the manlet lord

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I kinda this its the opposite. Dany is Ashara's and Ned's.

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Preston Jacob's research process

>To produce a video, I usually start with a topic that has been bugging me or another fan. I then reread the chapters surrounding that topic and look for things that don’t quite make sense. Finally, I try to come up with solutions that explain the inconsistencies. I find six techniques really help me: 1) I reread the series by character or by location; 2) I focus heavily on the seemingly extraneous information and characters; 3) I read the appendixes; 4) I do quite a few word searches on the electronic version of the story; 5) I constantly think about character allegiance, best interest and motivation; and 6) I often consider POV conclusions to be inaccurate.

>That last technique may need a bit of clarification. What I mean by that is GRRM likes listing plans and possibilities and then going with something that isn’t listed. For example, in Tyrion’s first chapter of A Dance with Dragons, Tyrion thinks he might be going to Braavos, Tyrosh, Myr, Dorne, the Wall or Lys. In the end, it’s Pentos. When a POV character has solved a mystery, I question it. And that’s a huge reason why I don’t think Euron killed Balon – because Asha is certain of it.

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>Implying its not H+L=J

Princess... Queen of hearts of ours...

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Thought you familias might enjoy this:
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Ron Jeremy?

Behead those who make shitty costumes

I wish N + A = J was true but there just isn't enough evidence for it and I honestly don't think D&D are smart enough to guess that.

R + L = D makes no sense whatsoever and doesn't fit with the timeline.

Pure autism.

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But user he has no cock

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>ywn fuck her cold, rotting carcass and tell her gentle words she will never hear

It's also possible, but Jon is described as being the spitting image of young Ned
and while the Daynes do seem to have Valyrian ancestry, the valyrian features aren't as prominent and if a northerner and a Dayne had children I doubt they'd look like Dany
I also like the theory that Dawn is Lightbringer which Jon could only ever get if was a Dayne

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Reminder that season 4 Bran is the best Bran.

tommen >>>>> bran

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>ywn alternate between fucking their assholes
Why go on?

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I like them both.

Yeah but remember Ned's POV chapters and what he thinks about Jon and how obsessed he is with Dany.

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>hanging the mutineers
>Dickon delivered to Ramsay
>Arya regaining sight
>ToJ has Dawn, dual wielding faggot is Hightower

Next episode sounds bretty mediocre lads

The show and the books will end drastically differently from one another, this has been stated by both George and D&D

I FUCKING KNEW IT WASN'T FUCKING DAYNE

/GoT/ BTFO

Stannis is still alive right guys? He's just sleeping, isn't he?

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Why can't you fuck Bran's asshole while he's pumping Tommen?

Why weren't they beheaded?

They'll probably come back and kill Jon again

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>That Ironborn theme

chills whenever I hear it.

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The entire reason D&D were even allowed to do the show is because they correctly guessed who Jon's mother was.

GRRM actually asked them before he gave them the rights.

Reminder that Isaac is NOT gay

How big are their dicks