Official suicide thread

ITT we discuss the quickest and most effective ways of ending your own life

Not invited: French niggers
Invited: Everyone else

Hanging is timeless but there has to be a better way right?

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Jump into a volcano

Don't dew it!

hanging is pretty good if you do it right

Don't.

>trust me I have the experience

:^)

Are blue-eyed white French allowed, user ?

Just wait Icebro, Germany will avenge you

not when half their team is out

it's all up to tsuu to vanquish the evil I'm afraid

You only need to be proud of your conutrymen. I will commit suicide, for the honor of my NT has been shattered by idiots never heard of before.

Pls don't nordic brother, we still love you.

What about it

If I had access to a gun I would've done it already. Just aim right and it's probably entirely painless and quick.

Gakktu í sjóinn eins og alvöru Íslendingur

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It's just a game, you'll wake up tomorrow and still be white in a country with like 3 non-whites.

Isn't the cold keeping economic migrants out? I thought you had it pretty good in relation to mainland Europe no?

So you want to kill yourself because you didn't get to semi-finals of the tournament in your first try?

Come on dude be proud, even if you lose 7-1 it will just make France look bad

Do you have railway in iceland?

Pillage the French countryside until the gendarmes finish you off.

so I found this list
seems like drowning is a surprisingly appetizing option I hadn't looked into
anyone got any experience with it?

I love you Iceland don't do it

I know that feel bro

>published by ATIF MUNAWAR

"Iceland are being made to look like Iceland tonight. There's no shame in that. And they'll have the win over England forever." - hold your heads up high you guys did amazing all things considered

unfortunately not unless you count the two WW2 era steam engines found in museums

We my brother...at least you team made it to the Euro. I'm proud of you

Don't do it bro.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I've read multiple times that drowning is one of the worst ways to go

don't do it Anonsson, atleast you humiliated England

train is also a classic, but i pity the cleanup crew

>want easy ways to go
>drowning

lel

>Britbong

This is pathetic England.

>seems like drowning is a surprisingly appetizing option I hadn't looked into
>anyone got any experience with it?

It absolutely isn't, post-mortem examination of rigor mortis usually indicates that the people who die of drowning have the highest amount stress and anxiety when dying and it is therefore the most painful.

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You should be proud, we should be ashamed. Where my fellow italians at? who /tooktheflagoff/ here?

you lost to them n1gel, how about no

REDDIT BTFO AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHA

DO IT OP

DO IT AND FILM IT

I think it's supposed to be peaceful after the initial panic/struggle

Carbon Monoxide poisoning

at least you're not mex7c0

you lost to a throw in englel

At least you had a shot on goal. You did good lads.

jump in the Dettifoss like the dude in Prometheus

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Gonna laugh myself to death when you slaughtered you Welsh fucks.

Do it, cunt.

That goes for most methods most likely

A good way to be become retarded

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DON'T CALL ME A SHEEP SHAGGER YOU SCOTTISH CUNT

AHAHAHAHHAAHA ARE YOU THIS BUTTHURT THAT A COUNTRY YOU NEVER VISITED IS GETTING BTFO

FUCKING HELL LAD GET OUT MORE AHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHA

We don't have trains

We all still love you iceland.

it's a 10 hour drive from Reykjavík
ain't nobody got time for that
also don't have a car

Die in battle Ragnar, the best way to go

borða á deloitte, brjóta glerið, og stökkva framaf

>A good way to be become retarded

Bullshit

You just need a high enough concentration and nobody to discover you for a while.

>shotgun to head
>1.7 minutes

Carbon monoxide poisoning is the easiest
Even in our babby Winter people die from it

I suggest freezing to death.
Not naked in some ice, but covered in warm clothing, slowly cooling down.

you may be unconscious but still alive for a while

Then don't do it and join me for a joint

Brutally cringeworthy bud.

Why would you do that, at least your country is still pure.

AHAAHHAHAHAHA JUST AS CRINGEWORTHY AS WHITE KNIGHTING A COUNTRY YOU NEVER VISITED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don't tsu it.

At least you made the tournament lads

helium narcosis

>You just need a high enough concentration
Yeah, good luck with that
>inb4 le running car in a garage meme
This stopped working like 40 years ago

Helium or nitrogen is the way to go

YESS 3 MORE I C E L A N D

you did well, atleast wait for germany to 7-1 another nigger team

Is migration in Iceland a good idea senpais?

You are fine 5-2 it's not so bad
7-0 now that's bad result

>supporting your eternal rivals cause you lost against us

Can you get more cucked than englels

I'd say jump in a pool of boiling, sulfur-smelling water.

You never been to Iceland ? They have inuits.

2nd goal btw \o/

H-Hi guys.

"last goal wins guys"

put your face above a geyser

fpbp

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We dont have inuits fatty

>They have inuits
wat there are no inuits in Iceland and never have been any

5-2 isn't that embarrassing 2bh famalam

I'm glad Iceland lost to France today. Not because I don't like Iceland but I didn't like the idea that we'd be the ones to kicl them out. But now I can root for germany with a good feeling.

We'll avenge you bros

HOLLYYY FUUCKKK TRIPS OF KEK
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>We'll avenge you bros

Keep believing, it's good

Unuits? You mean the Greenland guys that look asian? I've lived here for 18 years and I've never met a single one

it was a decent fight though

>ITT we discuss the quickest and most effective ways of ending your own life
BE A MODERN-DAY LEAFS FAN

>CYANIDE 97.0%
who survives cyanide?

eating a pound of Hákarl should do the trick

Actually might be chance for a new star to appear on the field. Germany doesn't rely on single star players as much as others and the benched players receive the same training as the main players.

I'm positive

Really the last few minutes before the half fucked them over completely. If you can to half time only 2-0 down, it's not impossibler to come back.

this

NEW

People who don't take enough?
Rasputin?

After Italy I literally cannot see us losing to anyone.
Sorry.

America saying dumb shit always cheers me up

Pls post Iceland qts