Thirty minutes in

>Thirty minutes in

>One row in from

>"Mom, can we leave? This is making me nauseous"

Agreed. I left too.

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>he had to wait until someone else left before he could.

beta as fuck

How the hell did he get out of the basement?

What the fuck was the cinematographer thinking?

>ITS NEEDS TO BE FASTER! FASTER FASTER! CUT! NOW PUNCH FASTER! KEEP PUNCHING! CUT CUT CUT PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

Black widow scenes are a blight to film. At first it was ass kicking but now they're basically pressing fast forward.

Yeah, what was this? Was it a frame rate thing? Was there something fucked up in the digital transfer? I don't know anything about movie technology desu.

His mom probably begged for hin to get out...or blackmailed hin with a bag of doritos

>>"Mom, can we leave? This is making me nauseous"
What a pussy.

I had to take my glasses off and look away at one point my head hurt so much

>seeing action films in 3D
Found your problem anons

Surely Iron Man's team wins this fight? I don't know who the guy in the black is or what he does and Black Widow only has sick skills, but surely TWO super suits that blow up tanks and fighter jets and the Vision who pretty much has god like abilities would fuck Cap America's team up.

Cap America has some skills and a metal shield, his buddy has a metal arm, his other buddy has some metal wings, Hawkeye literally has only a bow. Ant guy probably can't do much and the other chick just farts around trying to trick people.

>it's a stdh episode

People were getting nausea from the regular viewings. Did you even see it?

Honestly the fights in the first half were like Bourne on crack. Second half was much more bearable

Wanda's always been stronger than Vision and he was pretty nerfed in flick, but yes, Tony's team wins, but pretty much only because Cap and Bucky had to escaoe to catch Zemo so the rest of the team created a diversion which resulted in them getting captured and Rhodes getting crippled
They were pretty evenly matched until then.

"In order for us to win, some of us have to lose." Or something like that.

It was explained here by people in the business.

>Tony's team wins

I mean, the battle ended with four of Cap's team in custody, so sort of, but Tony's objective was to apprehend all of them, and Cap's objective was to escape. Cap technically succeeded and Tony failed.

were you there with your wife and her son?

How does Cap even survive these movies?

Even with his super athleticism surely a bullet would stop him, let alone whole skyscrapers falling around him followed by aliens with laser guns.

Excellent. Thanks user.

Vibranium shield. Healing factor. Super strength. Super agility. Combat experience. He was shot three times at the end of the winter soldier. He healed. He uses his shield to stop anything heavy or strong from hitting him.

Truly.

DCucks cannot appreciate kino cinematography.

Do you really smell THAT bad?

I just got back and I'm absolutely mentally exhausted from watching that.

>>"Mom, can we leave? This is making me nauseous"

So you expect me to believe a little boy said that sentence, huh? That he used the word 'nauseous' huh?

Sure.

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Can someone explain why they keep fucking up hawkeye? He should have more trick arrows and one that is like a net or ties people up.

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>nauseated by a movie

How does it feel to have shit tier genetics?

Is there a camrip up yet?

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To be fair he stopped FUCKING VISION in his tracks. I'm surprised he had an arrow that could do that.

>"Mom, can we leave? This is making me nauseous"

Shut up, you little shit. This ticket cost 15$ so you're going to shut your trap and enjoy the fucking movie. You whine and begged for that nice Playstation too and only use it once a month, that's why I sold it. Now shut it or I swear to god I'll beat you.

i went to this opening night, was the first movie id seen in 4-5 years

gotta say, 7.5/10 at best

terrible cinematography, lack luster humor, stupid cuts in the action

worst scene was when bucky and cap were running at car speeds, then for some reason take time to get in a car

why get in a car when you can run 65mph? which looked retarded btw

>This is making me feel nauseated

Stupid kid

He constantly stops bullets with his shield retard.

No just neckbeards from Sup Forums

>ant guy probably cant do much

Ant guy could destroy both the iron suits, probably fuck the vision right up and actually really beat any of them by going sub atomic then expanding inside them

Did you at least take your crab legs with you??

he does
he shoots a web arrow at some point but it misses its target

he also shoots an arrow that separates in 5 pieces when he shoots ant-man

Why would you rate it 7.5/10 when you seem to have only complaints for it

I rate things very generously

some of the worst movies ever made are 4s-5.5s for me

To give you an idea

Ghost rider- 6.5
Tmnt reboot-7
indiana jones 4- 7.5

ya it was long... but i was glued.... but yes... long ..

This ~4 second shot is the only good action sequence in the entire film. A 2.5 hour action film, and this was it. The only moment without unnecessary shaky cam, random cuts, high shutter speed, and broadcast TV lighting. 4 seconds.

How would you rate BVS

Nauseated

Your mother raised quite a man.

Fights in movies nowadays are mostly shit. Everyone edits them to the point where you can't fucking tell what's happening. Either hire a good choreographer or learn to edit properly, fuck.

Iron Man outright tells BW their heavy hitters are holding back. Scarlet Witch takes out Widow because Barton was pulling his punches. Neither side wanted casualties; Spider-Man was brought in because his abilities are perfect for apprehending and arresting, which was Iron Man's objective as a government "employee"

shit that never happened

>terrible cinematography
have you ever taken a picture with a DSLR?

I have a feeling this whole "cut away from the actual impact, cut back for the reaction" was some bizarre idea for toning down the violence and keeping things kid-friendly, but now everyone is putting it everywhere and cranking it up to 11.

Can someone smarter than I explain the scene where Black Panther was talking with Zemo at the end?

Why was Black Panther even there and why doesn't he want to kill Zemo for murdering his papi when he wanted to kill Bucky for the same reason.

He wanted to kill Bucky is the reason he was there. He didn't want to kill Zemo in Revenge because Zemo's whole motivation was revenge. He did not want to stoop to the level of the villain.

The movie paints vengeance as wrong. The Black Panther was motivated by revenge the entire time. Killing Bucky, who he believed to be his father's killer, was how he was trying to cope.

He saw Zemo and got a glimpse at what seeking vengeance like that can do to a man. So, he let go and decided that making Zemo suffer for his crimes was the right thing to do.

Which made the post credits sequence where he flat-out said Bucky was as much of a victim as his dad was all the more powerful.

He tagged along after hearing Bucky was innocent to kill Zemo, but then he realized the depths Zemo sunk to for vengeance and how it was tearing the Avengers apart, and decided to be the bigger man and just let it go. It's pretty old and solid concept that revenge isn't always the best thing, since it doesn't undo anything, and just leads to more hurt.

no kid would ever use the term "nauseous" nice try DCuck

you're right, I remember reading some shit about how in clapistan they can't show a punch connecting before the watershed, which is why Agents of SHIELD got dramatically more violent after it moved to 9pm

He was following Iron Man around in a stealth plane (they make a point of showing this at the Raft prison) and went after him to Siberia.

Then he doesn't kill Zemo because he would be following the same useless path of vengeance that Zemo's been on. Also arguably because the better punishment for Zemo is to live with his loss for a long, long time than to get a swift and merciful end then, but whatever.

he realized white people are crazy letting revenge ruin their lives and didnt want to end up like a dumb cracker

Only mad DCucks have their bodies in such a sorry state that they get nauseus from watching a movie.

This. Zemo lost loved ones, Black Panther lost a loved one, he realized that revenge is a never-ending cycle.

ya how in th efuck did he do that did they maybe i dont fucking know possible write it in the script?

I wonder, how would a former SHIELD agent/assassin go about getting EMP arrows?

See I would almost believe it if it was
"I'm gonna barf" instead.

>people here actually watch capeshit
wow

I'm just surprised EMP arrows worked against an infinity stone. I haven't read much about Vision, and don't know his powers.

unrelated, but can someone post the BVS rotten tomato score

just curious, if someone can help then god bless

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thank you

They weren't used against the stone, just against Vision. He's an android and it didn't slow him down for long any way.

ANTS literally can fuck up any of them. Like, the only two that he doesn't really stand a chance against is Thor and Hulk.

JUST

It's more surprising that people here leave the house to go to the cinemas with friends/family but you probably don't do that either so you're not in any position to think you're above anyone.

Pym could make a weapon to fuck up either of them, like one of those throwing stars that only shrinks a limb

thank you for posting it I couldn't find it myself

unrelated to the thread but the difference of scores between these two movies is quite large

if anyone knows what this means or might indicate I would appreciate it

god bless

Vision could literally cut Scott in half if he wanted to

If neither team would hold back, Cap's crew would have been demolished quick

>not going to the movies alone

excuse me normie?

it means BvS was too deep for plebs

we dont know how good Visions... vision is, we do know he can be a bad shot though

>Varsity quarterback man, backup varsity quarterback man, bow & arrow man

vs
>robot jesus, guy with a small army's worth of weapons in his suit #1, guy with a small army's worth of weapons in his suit #2

How was this fight not over in about ten seconds? Just shoot them, then it's 5 against 2.

I believe it might be considered to be the difference between a good movie, and a bad movie.

As you can see, This "Civil War" was quite loved by many-a-number of people.
On the other hand This "Dawn of JUSTice" is incapable of entertaining even the most mindless of apes.

>dfw someone uses nauseous instead of nauseated

>Even with his super athleticism surely a bullet would stop him, let alone whole skyscrapers falling around him followed by aliens with laser guns.


all these stories have been written for children and any retarded justification will be sought only by manchildren who will cling to any ''rationalist'' explanation that they can take form their High school physics.

If no one was holding back ANTS would literally fuck up their entire team if not scarlet witch would have.

Here is a trope I literally never understand in movies. Why does getting big suddenly make you slow? You should be able to move at the exact same speed relative to your height, but instead the large person/creature/whatever always lumbers around like a downsyndrome child

In this case it may be a consequence of ANTS not being used to be so big. The only other time he tried it he passed out in the lab, so it may have been him just having a hard time adjusting and it being a kinda new feature compared with the already "perfected" self-shrinking.

Okay but it's in literally every movie with a big person/creature/whatever

I just mean the stone is embedded in his forehead I assume it would would help him. But you're right he got out of it quick enough.

The whole point was to hold back.

The problem with Antman is he only used the power to grow twice and it messed with his brain. And Scarlet witch already fucked up in the beginning by releasing the explosion near a building, and failed to hold the tower vision cut.

I mean when Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann started running it broke the speed of light. I assume big things slow down so relative particles don't break physical limits. Plus human muscles aren't built to support weight like that, and wouldn't be dense enough at that size.

I don't know your weebshit so I can't comment on that. But

>I assume big things slow down so relative particles don't break physical limits.

Is a pretty bad assumption to cover for bad screenwriting

I don't get it either, but I think it's like a self-fulfilling trope at this point. It's now how audiences expect a giant thing to move like in movies, so it'd probably look wrong to them for it to move normally, kinda like how people didn't like the Hobbit's frame rate.

The reference is a robot that is the size of a galaxy. It was the biggest thing I could think of.

>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

How can 20 minutes of a Captain America movie be the greatest Spider-Man film?

I didn't get this quip. What was the joke?

That's the first line of Miranda rights, which is what American police say to people as they arrest them.

This makes sense to me

That would at least be interesting. On a macro-scale the whole "breaking the laws of physics" thing could come into play, and it's a worthwhile discussion. My gripe is more with your typical troll, ogre, or genetically mutated human that moves like a sloth relative to their size

I can't tell if you're being serious but even fucking Toby McGuire was a better spider-man than this 12-year-old child

>I can't tell if you're being serious

I have a feeling that you don't actually have a problem telling if I'm serious, considering the fact that this opinion has been pretty standard since the film came out.

Like I said in my original post, as a human literally just increasing his size, the way his muscles work, shouldn't. But yeah you're right it's just a trope probably, and it's more interesting for big fast things to be on screen than big slow things.

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I wanted to leave well before the airport fight....

I don't browse Sup Forums all day every day autismus. The kid was a bad actor and a terrible Peter Parker

You're not American, are you?
The Fifth Amendment of the US constitution protects you from being forced to incriminate yourself. So the first thing a cop will say to you if you are arrested are your Miranda rights that begin "You have the right to remain silent" so that if they do interrogate you later, they can use anything you say as court-admissible evidence against you.

>I wanted to leave well before the airport fight....

If you wanted me to listen to your garbage, you should've just posted the link.