What was his fucking problem?
What was his fucking problem?
Kevin Parker
Jaxon Allen
>"if you put your hands on my son again you aint going to jail, im going to jail"
Besides Urkel, Julies is one of the few nigger characters done right
James Long
That's honestly a cool as fuck line. I like his Brooklyn 99 character too.
Eli Thompson
He got 1 hr of sleep every day
Luis Adams
He's not starring in a Power Man movie.
Aiden Russell
I hope Crews replaces Samuel L Jackson as being Hollywood's "Wacky Black Guy".
He was the best part of Idiocracy
David Butler
>If you out your hands on my wife's son again
Angel Allen
>had two jobs
>got like less than 4 hours sleep per day
>had an annoying wife
>had shitty kids that kept wasting money or getting into trouble
>just wants to eat the big piece of chicken every night
Asher Price
>that line
>nigger
Benjamin Cox
Nothing.
He was based.
Luke Torres
I concur. Hopefully getting into the Sandler crew was a good move. Hell, he was even one of the better parts of Ridiculous 6.
Jason Carter
>implying uncle phil isnt the best black character ever
Robert Taylor
He had two jobs.
Cooper Gray
Jeremiah Bailey
Kevin Wilson
He was the only good part of that horrible movie.
Levi Jackson
is Everybody Hates Chris the best thing Chris Rock has done?
Anthony Ortiz
Yes.
Jacob Allen
Having a life like Julies truly scares me.
Levi Watson
>implying you wouldn't do this to feed your family
>implying you don't want to eat the big piece of the chicken
Bentley Hill
youtube.com
Negro please!
Brandon Flores
I love that line.
Justin Thompson
My therapist told me there are lots of people like this. Martyrs. They make a point of doing this to themselves because they have huge egos and they need everyone to depend on them. I had the same problem.
Jose Ortiz
>you lucky i didn't know my dad
Owen Stewart
>You lucky I don't know my daddy.
>That was the slogan for the Bed-Stuy boys club.
Ian Green
Lol this is totally messed up but my brother called that show "Malcolm X In The Middle"
Jaxon Phillips
>lol this is totally messed up
You don't know where you are.
Angel Torres
>unplug that clock, you can't tell time when you sleep
Based
Justin Davis
I meant it was messed up from the perspective of when I was told that (somewhere between the age of 14 and 16)
This was before I met all of you fun and rather racy individuals
Easton Nguyen
lol if you like content like that you might enjoy joining us at r/imgoingtohellforthis and our community of people with similarly dark humor!
Hudson Baker
>Unplug that clock. You can't tell time in your sleep. That's two cents an hour
Still makes me laugh so hard every single time. Everybody Hates Chris was fucking great
Carson Bennett
I'll look into it. I can be quite a devil, old sport. I once skipped an entire gym period to read Moby dick in the library!!!
Jaxson Jackson
Aiden Collins
Feel sorry for that guy. His wife is uglyy. He can get any chick he wants but he stuck with her.
Jacob Diaz
Maybe that's why he has a porn addiction. I shit you not. Terry Crews has a porn addiction. He said it's gotten so bad that it almost ruined his marriage
Brayden Lee
youtube.com
I AM BATMAN
Nathaniel Gray
welcome to 2016, where being a good, hardworking person is a mental disorder.
Jonathan Davis
Terribly underrated post
Liam Cooper
>therapist
>"martyrs"
yeah, that was bullshit or you explained it badly. Julius was providing for his family, not bragging about having several jobs. Who the fuck does that at minimum wage?
Julian Sanchez
Fresh Prince audience is a rare thing now
Noah Jenkins
Where were you when you realized The Goldbergs is a shit Jewish ripoff of this show?
Gavin Jenkins
My reaction exactly. Took another 4 sessions before we actually talked about a real solution, though.
Josiah Morgan
I assume it's people who feel the need to shoulder every burden to an unhealthy degree, then again, a lot of things can be defined as unhealthy in the wacky wacky world of psychology.
Matthew Sanchez
I mean, I hope the advice was something along the lines of "try your best, but there are some people who can't be helped, and some things that can't be done"
because that's what I imagine the problem is
Caleb Cox
It honestly came down to me not being a macho douche and admitting that I wasn't letting my wife work. Seriously, that whole session (which was ugly and admittedly mopey) is one of the reasons I recommend therapy now. People honestly need to take a step back and examine themselves to fix the shit bothering them.
Samuel Phillips
Crews is always the good part, everytime.. he was the thing people actually watched that shit movie...
and everything else the other people said idiocracy b99 etc
Joseph Cox
he should of gotten divorce. He can basically get any girl he wants.
Jace Butler
>terribly underrated post
dude bobody rates here there are no dislikes or likes so wtf?
also... uncle phil is the best black character is something even /pol would probably accept and you hear it all the time when it is this topic..
So why the fuck do you even bother to type that comment where you also get no likes for...
this copy&paste top comment bullshit doesn't even work here since there are no likes...
Hudson Collins
Yeah but Uncle Phil didn't fix the air conditioning in the pool house