ITT first world problems:

ITT first world problems:
Fridge is full but I'm hungry cause everything need's some time to prepare.

Shop took too much money but it's too much of a bother to go back.

fridge is full of beer but i'm feeling whisky tonight, too drunk to drive and too lazy to walk.

Can't afford to eat out every day so I have to cook at home sometimes.

i got the black ipad for christmas but i wanted the white one

I want to browse b but it's full of fags

Blacks run faster though and they are easier to charge.

Dog's' breath stinks so I have to spend $300 to get his teeth cleaned at the vet.

I have to travel over 8 hours to legally buy pot and then I have to go to someone's house to smoke it because you can only legally smoke on private property.

My classmate failed to use my preferred pronoun.

Its humid

Famous musician. I get too much fan mail, it's annoying and always the same.
Also, I should be recording the new album right now but I am too tired to put new strings on the instruments.

my ac is so cold i had to go find a sweatshirt.

...and he can't even afford roadies to do that for him, because he's a lying faggot too.

i got hundreds of games in my steam library and yet nothing to play

that takes all the fun out of it
and by fun I mean niggers

One of my 3 headsets makes a popping sound that only other people can hear

I don't want to buy another one

>Your SJW friend doesn't take any of your problems seriously because there is a brown person starving to death some where.

>04:00:00
Nice

one led on my razer chroma died but too lazy to get a new one

People think you don't have problems cause you are handsome,white and have money.

I dropped the ice and it's melting. My dog is currently licking it up now to exert its dominance over me.


His name is Chad. He gets to sleep in the bed with my gf while I'm stuck on the couch for the next week.

So why do you want to browse b?

I feel you bro

>9 minutes left for richard linklaters new film to finish torrenting.

>i hate waiting.

>animal
>bad breathe
>teeth cleaned on animal with bad breathe for $300 for it to inevitably to return to its stench after first meaty meal
You fucking dumb or a richfag

BTFO

أنا فقط جنس الماعز منزل وفجر تحميل بلدي في جميع أنحاء الستائر. زوجتي 4TH وبخ لي، لذلك أنا وضعت الكلبة في مكانها باستخدام بلدي نائب الرئيس عوزي.

> MFW بحاجة إلى زوجة جديدة لتحل محل القديمة الآن

قد تضطر إلى استخدام ابنة أخرى من الألغام في الوقت الراهن

>9 minutes at all for a movie
>left
First world problems m8.

>3.6 gig file

>on my cell

i know m8.

I have a fully packed refrigerator but there's nothing to eat and I'm too lazy to drive to pick up something ugh

My mistake,sir.

can you fucking believe i actually had to wait almost a whole minute for the file to transfer from my cell to my pc?

those bastards
Also
>good thread with plenty of posters
Dead after your first post

Kek