Well?

[Brayden Martin]

Well?

[Owen Ramirez]

Giant desk. Not bad.

[Matthew Murphy]

My mattress, I'll take it.

[Easton Parker]

welp, it seems like i have a diamond chin :/

[Joshua Adams]

My keyboard, now I am rich.

[Brandon Reyes]

my boxers. pretty sure I could still get them off. actually a pretty sweet deal. thx Sup Forumsro.

[Sebastian Ortiz]

nothing... fuck

[Kayden Richardson]

my pubes are diamonds

[Jose Torres]

The air....we are all fucked. Good job user.

[Angel Ross]

My Glencairn glass full of Scotch is now a giant ass diamond. Sweet.

[Alexander Gonzalez]

Well a diamond knee sounds painful..

[Cooper Robinson]

Stop being so edgy you faggot

[Parker Reed]

oh silly my cock was already diamonds

[John Gomez]

My beer is diamonds. I cant retire, but i can go buy a newer plane and pay off my car.

I'll take it

[Andrew Howard]

/thread

[Ryder Parker]

Great, now my phone is worth more.

[Wyatt Nelson]

youtu.be/nuPLRqn5Be4

[Grayson Jenkins]

My phone

[James Howard]

A blanket that I'm warped in. Nigga, call the fire department cause I don't know how I'd get out.

[Luke Brown]

my head, can i still shoot myself?

[Hunter Clark]

...

[Ayden Gutierrez]

Only if you roll a natural 20.

[Luke Cook]

Im holding a diamond already what do i get? :(

[Colton Cooper]

doesnt matter dick is already diamonds

[Levi Powell]

My bottom lip.... fuck me

[Jordan Nguyen]

Lump of coal nigga

[Angel Torres]

My phone. I'm a lefty, but I'm on the toilet so there's a chance that might have to pick them out. Be worth it.

[David Collins]

rolling then, also nice dubs

[Gavin Walker]

>my dick is diamonds
no change there

[Nicholas Reyes]

just got two testicle sized diamonds, im rich

[Chase Hall]

My dick, son

[Oliver Johnson]

It was closed, so.. my hand itself?

[Juan Cruz]

This is in my hand. Guess I sell it and am rich and can buy another guitar, plus several more?

[Ayden Lee]

my hair, diamonds

[Jose Peterson]

i got my ass a diamond dog now

>no warm doggo to chill with
>feels bad man

[Eli Thompson]

computer chair, pretty dope if you ask me.

[Zachary Green]

Shame you could literly be touching anything else and had more.

[Samuel Rogers]

Googled diamondfist. First result.

[Isaac Phillips]

WTF OP MY DOG IS NOW DIAMONDS WTF WTF

[Angel Davis]

Huh. A toilet made out of diamond.

Let's shit in this for a while and sell it to Levian

[Levi Thompson]

Shit, here too

[Blake Diaz]

My left knee is now diamonds? I'm ok with that. I can buy myself a bionic leg, and use the rest of my diamonds to finance a trip, a marriage ring, and a nice house.

[Evan Hall]

I was touching a doorknob, not bad.

[Noah Howard]

My jacket. Cool.

[Bentley Morris]

...

[Parker Morgan]

Well, you could at least suck the poor guy off. Blue balls aint cool man.

[Carson Kelly]

Can we still shoot him?

[Gavin White]

Wait, nevermind. I need to sell it to Kanye.

And piss all over it first.

[Jeremiah Cox]

... My wall? Is my house I diamond now?

Can I have a new house? Please?

[Asher Gomez]

>muh dick

diamond teeth my negro

[William Sanchez]

My head. Guess I'm dead :/

[Logan Morris]

A pillow. Perfectly acceptable

[Logan Morales]

This is a get thread for me.

[Jackson Gray]

It'd touching my phone and my right hand and my pants and the charging cable plugged into my phone.

[Hudson Moore]

oh fucking shit my beard is made of diamonds !!! can it count as facial hair so my moustache is diamonds too ? FUKIN AWESOME !

[John Hughes]

...

[Sebastian Lewis]

Diamond dick

[Asher Lee]

oh shit nigga, with a roll like that i dont care that im dead

[Julian James]

It looks like my daughter gets to stay a virgin

[Jayden Butler]

Which is plugged into the building, the whole building is diamonds.

[Kevin Bennett]

...

[Matthew Martin]

My little sister's _____ is now a diamond. Not sure how I'm gonna explain this to my grandparents. . .

[Connor Powell]

Same here

[Nathan Morris]

Your little sister's ______?
>cancer

[Carson Campbell]

My phone.

I don't know how I'm posting this.

[Cameron Flores]

is that how they make levian chocolate diamonds

[Luis Perry]

Thats connected to the earth. fucking diamond earth. thanks asshole.

[Aaron Clark]

phone....goddamd shuda bogt thicker

[Jason Lopez]

I was scratching my balls when I read this. My balls are diamonds...

[Joseph Collins]

my face is now diamonds

[Xavier Hall]

why the fuck do you need to finance a marriage ring? just chip off a piece of your knee and there ya go.

[Christian Baker]

What, you expect me to superglue that shit to her finger? I want a real ring, not just a piece of pretty rock.

[Angel Cruz]

My teeth, Fuck

[Grayson Walker]

ps4 controller

[Gabriel Price]

oh my FUCKING god

[Blake Williams]

My left hand is wedged between the chair I'm sitting in and the upper part of my ass/lower back.

[Aiden Watson]

...

[Bentley Young]

...

[Tyler Perry]

diamond ps4 controller, guess i can sell it

[Justin Russell]

My Pants....
Which are already a bit tight.
Does it turn them into like a bunch of diamonds and they fall to the floor?
Im fine,
If they turn the pants into a pair of diamond pants...... i dunno, how brittle are diamonds? It would be pretty thin?
I'd probably lose a bit of flesh coming out of them.....

[Owen Edwards]

my dick is diamonds I guess

[Ian Reed]

Diamonds aren't brittle at all, so they'll probably remain on your legs making you trapped.

[Henry Sanders]

they ARE brittle you dumbshit

[Logan Cook]

My dick was already diamonds user you fucking scammer

[Jose Campbell]

My mustache is now diamonds.

[Gavin Flores]

Man, diamonds are brittle as fuck, you can brake them just by pressing them hard with a Steel tool.

Source: well I'm a stonesetter and goldsmith