No Belgium between us

>No Belgium between us
>No Russians pestering our goal from the other direction
>No British aid
>No American aid

So, what's your plan, baguettes?
Are you ready for the semi-final solution 2.0?

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youtube.com/watch?v=2NB1Cc5tzAs
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bravery
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I love the English doggo in that cartoon

We'll go full 1806

Germany lost two worlds wars

Breaking the curse

do it deutschland

You're now aware that Germany is French invention

YOU HAVE ONE JOB GERMANY.
NO SURVIVORS!

>Belgium is somehow relevant

Now I understand why you lost two WW

The white flag will be raised within 3 minutes

Last time we met, you lose.

You will fold like you all folded against france's might somewhere in history . And you'll love it.

And you didn't really win either
>Muh Allies!
The only time you fought against a even remotely unified germany you got stomped.
Surrender Monkey.

>you were born just in time to witness Blitzkrieg 2.0

Spanish education

see

Supporting Germany on this one.

you will never have france's record hans

>france's national symbol is literally an animal associated with cowardice

Top kek, literally surrender monkeys

>And you didn't really win either

Wasn't speaking about >muh world wars

You will surrender again. You will surrender again without having a single ennemy army on your soil.

Is it propaganda time?

Common deutsch you know deep down you've already lost

>you didn't really win either

Daily reminder that this is what happens when France decides to fight Germany but isn't bailed out by Brits/Amerifats/Russians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

That guy gets it!
And one with everything and yoghurt sauce, Achmed!
No, the second time yoe even surrendered officially.
>All that half german babies in Paris.

With the power of Platini and refball, there's no way we can't lose.

If repeating digits, Germany wins 3:0

>And one with everything and yoghurt sauce, Achmed!

No yoghurt sauce unfortunately. I have mayo though

>implying the republicans didn't push for war, only to make france lose to regain power from napoleon III

youtube.com/watch?v=2NB1Cc5tzAs
>cock
>coward

The cock is small and laughable. But it's the most vicious animal ever created.

Rooster are cowards ? Dafuq ?
Also roosters are the only animals that still thing while his feet are in the deep shit.
Really makes you think

>Daily reminder that this is what happens when France decides to fight Germany but isn't prepared and decides to declare war anyway

fixed mehmet, thats called stupidity not cowardness
you should go back to germany btw, its dangerous in turkey

that's cute when the guys whose empires got dismantled by us want to bash France.

We invaded Berlin few years before that lmao

Weird, i had a dream about your exact post and we won.

I like you, Germany. But France has 3 strikers, you have a turkish Autist.

>Muller
>0 goals

>No yoghurt sauce unfortunately. I have mayo though

why are germans so autistic and mean all the time?

the prussian queen literally threw herself at napoleon's feet and begged for her country to be spared lmao. napoleon then told the prussian king that he was a turbo beta for letting his wife act like this.

We humilated them so much they are still traumatised by it.

Why is most of your war vocabulary coming straight from the french ? We spent 2000 years doing wars on your soil, we kicked the HRE's ass so many times, and your laws of nowadays are still coming straight from the Code Civil we imposed to the german countries we created. We whipped your ass in WW1 and were winner in WW2 and also took all your african colonies.

And now you're part of ours, lmao.

>belgium, I'd find it really offensive if you don't let us invade you
>ok germany, invade us, we won't complain

>I like you, Germany. But France has 3 niggers, you have a turkish alpha.

FTFY

Chicken are cowards in every fucking culture in the world. Except france apperently.

check out French Casulaties. Literally no excuse.

kek

they only have football to express their butthurt. as soon as they'll lose they'll be quiet again.

party like it's 1940 krauts, because you'll get BTFO july 10

>Also roosters are the only animals that still thing while his feet are in the deep shit.
what?

We don't take shit from the weak germans. you unironically have an american army on your soil.

he meant still sings, Coluche

So did france

*sing

>Why is most of your war vocabulary coming straight from the french?
Examples please?

>And your laws of nowadays are still coming straight from the Code Civil we imposed to the german countries we created
Lol, modern german law couldn't be more different from French law
>implying the BGB isn't downright copied by countries around the world.

Don't you have a plane to catch?

Hitler lost all his battles against us in WW1 that's why he was so pissed at us. We even injured him lmao. Their furher for 1000 years was injured by a french guy, allegedly cut him a ball.

lmao.

>have no ennemy on your soil
>surrender like a bitch and give part of your country to your neighbours

lmao

german betas

>no belgium
Your tricks won't work this time, Fritz. Build a wall.

oh ok thanks

I just gave you the excuse

So afraid of us that you desperately root for the Surrender Monkeys now?
Or do you simply cheer for your fellow niggers?

hitler? you wot.

hilter was simply butthurt because France raped germany and austria during centuries.

>Croat posting ustashe propaganda
Colour me surprised

Adolf fought ww1, he was a soldier.

Seriously though, France has never had a true sports culture, white middle class sees sport as a hobby or a show not a legitimate career choice, blacks on the other hand sees it as the most prestigious career

you are so annexed you even use irak war propaganda 13 years later, how are NATO's bases?

You are aware that you are the surrender monkeys?

BUT IT'S FUCKING OK WHEN NETHERLANDS DOES IT, IS IT?

you will get blitzed again and you will love it, Jaques

he rarely saw fights, he was a military postman or some shit like that

as long as you lose even more territory in the end, pls do it.

you should probably go back and read what I said again

>everyone who is in a war has to see combat

spotted the retard
also he got iron cross for bravery.

french don't even have the concept of "bravery" in the first place

>get beaten in less than 20 days
>surrender like bitches
you where the most pathetic country during WW2 and you are still butthurt to this very day

we've won more against you than against france, so it's the other way around. Although pulling a greece on France as revenge for 2006 would have been sweet.

german delusion is underrated

Didn't Hitler become hysterically blind after he found out Germany surrendered in WW1

Lots of fighting in this thread over who lost your little wars less badly.

Kiss the rings, bitches.

>french """""""""""""education"""""""""""""

hope we at least make them bleed a little

we do understand the concept, that's why we don't give it do mailmen

>t. claude from quebec

It is good when you both post national posters. Don't let Brussels-Molenbeek tell you otherwise!

explain this pic then Hans Turan

France got blitzed so hard 70 years ago, it was great, such a weak country :)

>french don't even have the concept of "bravery" in the first place

Guess from which language Anglos took the word "brave"

Bajonett
Barrikade
Bataillon
Armee
Biwak
Bombardement/ bombardieren
Bravour
Brigade/Brigadier
brisant
Flanke
Grenadier
Herold
Kadett
Kapitän
kommandieren
Kordon
Korporal
Das Korps (Corps)
Die Lanze
marschieren
Panzer
Patrouille
Truppe

>have no ennemy on your soil
>surrender like a bitch and give part of your country to your neighbours

c'est quoi le 93?

Danke vater Deutschland

from latin/italian

it's fitting because the only brave person in the entire French history was a Corsican/Italian general

Every latin language has it idiot

>Attatürd
>btfo'd by IS and Kurds on regular basis
>authoritarian mudslime state
>opens up its anus for French car manufacturers to set up on their soil
>Meet Europe's Best
>Fly Turdish Airlines
>Airport BTFO'd

Geez Ahmet, why you so salty?

I hate Ataturd. I piss on his grave daily. I hate the country that he created.

But it's still better than France ;^)

>being this ignorant

you clearly cant discuss history since you are incredibly biased

>get beaten in less than 20 days

45 days actually
19 days is the time it took Napoleon to defeat Germany
200 years later, it's still the record of the fastest conquest of a great power by another
You can see some of the battles here Germans were the original surrender monkeys
We merely copied you

Every Latin language has a form, but English took the French form

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bravery

Uneducated Spaniard

>45 days actually
>surrender monkey thinks that it's a good thing

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eh, it's still more than twice the time Germany held against Napoleon

literally better than 19 days

Germany didn't exist during the time of Napoleon, Jean :^)

Fair enough.