Please help me Sup Forums. What should I say to this girl?
I wanna make sweet love with her
Please help me Sup Forums. What should I say to this girl?
Hey girl. I want to make sweet love to you.
hi, i think you're cute.
Everyone just says hey or some variant, chicks dont reply to that shit. I get about a 50% hit rate just saying some stupid joke or play on what theyve written in their bio, need more to go on than just picture
You gota establish yourself as an alpha right away. Say something like "I claim this pussy for the emperor" or something similar. Works 75% of the time for me
Your sweet ass just gave me type 69 diabetes, and the only way to cure it is to insert my penis-illin into you.
Post pic of self, op. We gotta see what we're working with
Okay here's me
Jordan? More like jordaaaaamn
What did you Syria in me?
Now post penis
Can you fist me so I can make make big cums
Well I went with a straightforward opening message
What the fuck are you doing go for the date setup with the first message? Fucking amateur hour over here
you're not getting a response most likely. Should have just said something stupid and random.
I really like the diabetes thing though, might send that next
you suck at talking to girls
No seriously xD if you really want help post a real picture of yourself, not some gay faggot
look at these kind of faggots getting matches like this and then asking Sup Forums for help
what would a guy that fucks ten models a day do? he would engage in normal conversation, although more fun than the average whimp and then suggest a meet up
Charge your battery you cuck.
Should I go all in with the pick up line?
way too needy dude
I make a wonderful cock meat sandwich, you should try it
doesn't matter, she's most likely a bot
BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL, I WANT THAT PPPUUUUSSSSSSSSYYYYYY
you guys deserve eachother lol
Well if she ever replies I'll let you guys know
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Wrooong
dem ms paint skillz
that actually made me laugh
OP here, I'll try another girl
Have an upvote
be alpha as fuck OP
You win this round OP
if only it was real
just go with "hi, how are you?"
and wait a few hours m8 don't send it instantly
Just begin with "hey there hottie"
It's a good way to start because it sets things on a physical level (you wouldn't call the love of your life "hottie") whilst not being creepy / beta
OP here, this could work right?
Dont waste our time, just ask, u matched cuz u wanna fuck so just let me know what time and address