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Memes of the Year edition

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choonez

youtube.com/watch?v=6RgUXLPZjYo

dungarees gonna be the biggest fashion trend coming back in 2017 lads

don't say I didn't warn you

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I am still absolutely amazed at my fitness tracking band lads.

I've been running and it shows my exact route on a map, tells me about my heart rate throughout, my distance covered, calories burnt, average speed, elevation, time and everything,a ll with just a band on my wrist.

Even when I lift my wrist the screen automatically comes on to show the time and it's got a silent alarm that vibrates to wake me up more naturally.

Honestly can't explain how fucking amazed I am that this sort of tech exists so readily available.

Don't even care for exercise but am running every day just to get my step count up.

please give me ideas for what to say when people ask me how I spent my NYE

>yanks in /brit/

I keep getting a shooting pain in my head when i swallow/yawn.

Looks like this is the end for me lads, see you on the other side.

>post about ASMR porn and how fucken good it is
>gonna watch em again and the videos have been taken down
you fucking cunts

grimsby

twitter.com/jeffbuckleytbh/status/813475705531039744

-------saved gimmick line----------
have not read a single post above

I'm a loyalist

>want to start dressing with a more mature vibe but incredible babyface ruins it

Not technically England but York

bristol
brighton
leeds
nottingham

Why did you repost my post in this thread? Bit weird lad

dog and bacon mentioned

grow a mustache

>trends
breh

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

say you went to bed early to get up for the DHS sale

why is she talking like donald trump?

*enters the thread*
*does a dab*

facial hair

By the time men reach ~21 they generally find one fashion and stick to that for the rest of their life
By the time women reach ~21 they generally find one makeup style and stick to that for the rest of their life

odd how things work eh?

Any new Rosy pics?

I'll just hat myself while i'm doing it too you dumb yank

SQUIDWAAAA

*eats all the green triangles*
*hands you the box*

Reckon I might have a drink this NYE.
Don't tell the imam.

Charlie Brooker 2016 wipe is starting at 9 on BBC2

Dartmoor

christ I hope not

How are you poms doin'?

you're the one crying like a bitchnigga faggot

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>someone asks me how old I am
>have to pause to remember

ah yes

I got laser hair surgery, I can't grow any

And?

Exceptionally average in every way imaginable

reading a decent manga lads

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Bent twat

>new
I've seen this one before

if you prefer over then you need to go back to britfeel

she looks like she's had drastic facial reconstructive surgery after getting her face torn off in an industrial accident

>decent manga

literally sat here in my room howling

NOT a fan of normies

me on the left meeting my favourite cartoon drawer

solihull

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I don't like him

having a think at this...

good: south coast of England, Highlands of Scotland
absolute shit: everything between

Would literally let them all poo on me.

twitter.com/dxn_98/status/813811242087358464

Aisha BTFO

White girls > Black girls > Paki girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chink "girls"

Is Liverpool a nice place to visit?

he literally made racemixing: the program

>get matches on bumble
>Girl never talks so they all expire

Ahh yes brilliant app, all I wanted was a tinder clone that people actually used with unlimited likes but instead you have to have a gimmicky USP

>manga
Look at this weeb nerd reading his chink comics lads!

HAHAHAA FUCKIN NERRRRRRD

would give belly rubs

There is SO MUCH more to cornditioning than "keeping the popcorn warm". If all it did was "warm" the popcorn, it would just be called a heater. A cornditioner not only warms the popcorn, it also controls the humidity levels within the glass encasement and regulates the air flow to ensure even warming. This is vital because you don't just have popcorn in there, you also have oil and flavoring, which are very sensitive to changes in temperature and humidity, and these can lead to off flavors.

Go ahead, put your popcorn in a heater and deal with burned pieces and rancid oil and then see if you think a cornditioner is just a heater.

You people just coast through your cushy lives so sure that everything is going to turn out just fine for you because somebody has catered to your every whim since you were infants. Without the ability to pass a basic calculus course, you use cell phones and computers and internet networks, and you blithely stuff your faces with popcorn and you call the cornditioner a heater because YOU ARE IGNORANT. YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT, NO INKLING of the thought that went into cornditioning, of the massive technical problems that had to be overcome, how men with intellects so far beyond your own sweated and slaved to provide the cornditioning upon which your moviegoing experience is based. You have NO CLUE, NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST NOTION of the ecstasies and horrors that these men have experienced, the worlds they have seen in their cornditioning journeys because YOU ARE STUPID LITTLE CHILDREN WHO NEED THE SPITTLE WIPED FROM YOUR MEWLING LITTLE LIPS. IT IS US, THE SCIENTISTS AND THE ENGINEERS AND THE CORNDITIONERS WHO HAVE BUILT THIS PLAYGROUND FOR YOU DULLED-EYED LITTLE SHITS TO AMUSE YOURSELVES IN, AND YOU LACK THE FUCKING AWARENESS TO EVEN RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORNDITIONER AND A HEATER.

ah yes, bumble, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

Turned shit after 2012 wip

chink girls are alright

they are used to small dicks so my 5 incher is big to them

white girls just laugh at it

1,3,2

3 is probably better than 2 but I'd go for 1 because the gf is blonde so I always overrate brunettes now

u wot

manchester is a bit better desu

race mixing leads to a stronger race

Also Chink moot has gotten rid of the (You)'s I added customly

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your phone can do all of that on its own without some meme band.

they look terrible

bit uncalled for that, don't you think?

Is it wrong to think that the British didn't really try to suppress the Americans? I mean how could the country that wen't on the colonize a third of the world no manage to suppress a group of farmers and nerds?

CHARLIE BROOKERS 2016 WIPE ON AT 9
BBC 2 ON IPLAYER
>CHARLIE BROOKERS 2016 WIPE ON AT 9
>BBC 2 ON IPLAYER

Who else is watching? It's been such a shitty year, there's so much material.

>Most males in the world are under the age of 30
rly makes you think

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Who /ConservativeReich/ here?

Only fatties wear those meme-bands. Makes them feel like they're putting effort in (they aren't).

>shitty year
rasheed

Wipe

fuck off

>shitston poolla

Full plate is gonna be the biggest fashion trend coming back in 2017 lads

don't say I didn't warn you

>charlie cucker

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I;m watching it, we can post as we watch it

>reddit wipe

>conservative Reich

Cringiest meme spouted by spotty fedora lords from plebbit

You realise its a repeat?

going to kill myself now

>friend gets a chinese girlfriend
>make lots of racist jokes about her
>she finds it hilarious
>friend feels uneasy

ah yes

fucc my g, need to cop some plate.

Charlie Brooker's only good show was How TV Ruined Your Life

>america voted for trump to get rid of the establishment, which is like POOING on your dinner plate to get rid of the flies
i could unironically write brooker's material easily

Six degrees of separation is the theory that anyone on the planet can be connected to any other person on the planet through a chain of acquaintances that has no more than five intermediaries.

Shitmungous? Woah haha!

maximum cringe

youtu.be/KbQFq4oKwbM

Anyone remember wanking themselves raw to the Paris Hilton sextape?