You enter the bathroom and see this. What do?

You enter the bathroom and see this. What do?

take a pee and leave

Shake it and introduce myself and chant "nogger dick nigger dick noone has a bigger dick" while taking a shit and not letting go of the cock. After wiping, i wipe the used toilet paper around the cock and whisper "sleep tight lil nigga" into the dick hole and then go hoke and masturbate violent to granny tranny and cuck porn

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Cut it and run like hell.

Wonder how somebody got their poop to stick to the wall so perfectly

kick it, which would hopefully break it

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Call realtor and tell that this was not part of the agreement.

Chop it with a knife. Run and put it un formol

prob post to one of my social media accounts cause im millenial trash and then find another stall.

might even say something along the lines of "Nice dick man!"

Grab and pull down really hard.. This kills the monkey cock..

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contract aids

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>"nogger dick nigger dick noone has a bigger dick"

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away assfirst into the bathroom faucet.

imagine managing to jab a rod through it or something else sturdy enough to lock it in. sitting here laughing at the mental image of him squealing trying to get loose.

lick the tip slowly in circles,then down the side toward the base, then up the bottom to the tip again sliding it into my mouth lightly sucking on it until the white stuff comes out, slurping up every drop.
>been there done that

Try and figure out how this hand dryer works.

slap it.

get on my knees and do my job

fuckin grab it and break a nigga off, less dicks more hoes for me nigga./

Do a 360 and walk away.

Suck it.

I open my water bottle and purr water on it.
Then i take a shit and studie how long he can stay erect.
Probably i take out my phone and play some Plants vs Zombies, just to pass the time.

Kek

Nice basic bitch filter
Also trips checked

360 would walk towards it, retard

Kek

Take pics and post on Sup Forums. Dubs decides.

This is the only real answer

Fucking summerfag

Hows your summer been?

Burn it

dont know how your gona make him cum with that

Chop it off with my Mora Knife and go to Chillies for a bacon burger and tall beer.

I hate that stupid, awful-looking dog shop on Snapchat.

Do you take it with?

Hang my jacket on it while I do my business, then thank him on the way out

he's saving it for later ;)

I think it looks cute on me tbh

Use it as a keychain token.

Tits or gtfo

nigga i suck dick and that's pretty gay

cut dick off. wear it over my dick.

shoot that stupid snake in the face

For insecure racists? No thanks....

A keychain token used to rape men women and children to watch the look on their face without getting my own cock DNA swobbed by the po po

Cut it off with a machete

I'm a secure racist. Tits or gtfo.

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>2010+6
>Falling for this bait

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Stick a sharpie in his urethra.

an hero

Let us see those tits