It's me, Hitler. I am back guys. Ask me anything

It's me, Hitler. I am back guys. Ask me anything.

How's it going Mr Hitler?

Timestamp or gtfo

Pretty gut. Was about you?

Mr Hitler how does it feel being one of the most hated human beings to ever live?

Here you go son

Is suicide worth it?

Was? Who hates me? The last time I checked my whole nation stood behind me.

Definetly

Why the fuck did you let the world get like this

How's the syphilis doing?

I am sorry my son. But the filthy jews I failed to eradicate keep destroying our beloved planet and the german Reich!
Can you forgive me?

Is there anything you've done wrong?

Ist gut man. Where have you been hiding?

Not that I can remember, no.

Sesame street

I do not have syphilis. Du musst confuse me with your mom.

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I knew you were Big Bird. He had similar views.

Hr. Hitler ich muss sie doch fragen.
Wie schmeckt Zyanid?

You going to finish this shit or what?

Hows it feel to get rekt by untermenschen mein führer?

Why did you kill yourself? You started so many amazing projects, then off'd yourself when the heat got turned up?

I'm half jewish and half german
my great grandfather was a nazi who fell in love with a jewish woman and fled to america to escape persecution
Can I still be welcomed here?

Mein führer why did you leave us?