Do you like cancer? ITT rate how much cancer you are.
Demographics: >You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1 >You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 >You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 >You're interested in CSGO +1 >You're interested in Overwatch +1 >You sometimes watch leafyishere +1 >You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1 >You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 >People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1 Eldership Rites: >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2014 +1 >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2015 +2 >You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2016 +3 Thread participation: >YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3 >Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3 Unusual Discreditations: >You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1 >You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1 >You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1 >You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1 >You refer to people as normies +1 >You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1 >You don't know or care who "moot" is +1 >You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (if you're not black) +1 >You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1 >You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1 >You've fingered your asshole before +1 TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES >0 - oldfag >1~2 - newfag >3~10 - Cancer >11~20 - Cancer+ >20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong) >31~50 - Cancer++ >50+ - Fuck you IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
John Bennett
5555555555555
Justin Cook
21 I'm a +strong
Good thing these dubs are here to bail me out
Brody Hughes
I mean these dubs
Parker Phillips
I meant these dubs
Austin Long
I was talking about these dubs
Isaiah Smith
When I mentioned that, I was originally referring to these dubs.
Juan Adams
This thread is shit you fucking faggot
This is also literally the cancer your talking about summerfag
Sage
David Kelly
By "these dubs", I meant the ones above
Christopher Hughes
And by "above", I meant the dubs above this post
Josiah King
fuck you cs go, making me a newfag n shit
Cameron Morgan
And by above this post, I specifically meant this post
Jaxson Collins
jesus christ you have a shit life dont you
Cameron Flores
8. Where the dubs at
Wyatt Ross
Kek
Jace James
And this was meant as a lie to contrast me getting these dubs
Jordan Nelson
But ultimately I refer to these dubs
Jack Murphy
These dubs being THESE dubs
Luke Powell
I mean trips
Andrew Ramirez
Rekt with dubs.
Jeremiah Ramirez
4 points, god damit!
Cooper Bennett
And by trips I clearly meant dubs And by those I meant these
Anthony King
And by 68 I meant these dubs
William Diaz
5. So I am just cancer
Samuel Bailey
And by mystery dubs I mean checkem
Owen Taylor
10
I must escape
Adam Martinez
And by checkem I mean check these dubs
Connor Jackson
Going really well...
Carson Clark
rolling for freedom
Benjamin Perry
And by check I mean checkemslovakia
Robert Cooper
Well I got dubs, so I am out
Nathan Martin
Must escape
Wyatt Cruz
Lmao cunt trying to get em and you keep stealing them
Jace Foster
And by 4440 I mean 4488
Jayden Smith
I'm 1-2 newfag
Adam Young
escape
Carson Myers
Close
Wyatt Morris
>Demo 2 >Elder 0 >Thread 6 >Unusual 2
Total 10, Cancer Nice
Kayden Price
And by another 68 I mean 4500
Julian Smith
6
Daniel Edwards
Oh god, my sides
Jace Allen
dubs
Aiden Lewis
Please god
Camden Myers
Get me out of this thread
Julian Martin
Sometimes, it's just not meant to be
Eli Wright
dubs this time
Cameron Adams
dude you need help?
James Thomas
Father God, please give me dubs
Lincoln Walker
DUBS GODDAMMIT
Levi Morris
ALLAH ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Zachary Ross
>Demographics: >>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1 Much better pornsites out there, its the human stories and interaction that go with the occasional nekkedness that makes me cum here. >>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1 Over 40 year oldfag here >>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1 Guess you got me there, tally 1 >>You're interested in CSGO +1 Don't know what that is >>You're interested in Overwatch +1 Don't know what that is >>You sometimes watch leafyishere +1 Don't know what that is >>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1 Go screw yourself faggot, there's no such thing as chicks with dicks, there's only guys with tits. >>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1 nope, 2-3 times a week I might do at top performance level >>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1 nope >Eldership Rites: >>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2014 +1 >>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2015 +2 >>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2016 +3 nope, it was way earlier. >Thread participation: >>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 tally 2 >>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3 >>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3 >Unusual Discreditations: >>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1 >>You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1 >>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1 it is faggot. tally still 2
Lincoln Wilson
well shit
Matthew Lewis
There you go.
Cooper Perez
i steal your dubs
Thomas Flores
Trips don't count faggot
Joseph Thomas
FUCKS SAKE
Nathaniel Lopez
Rollerino
Nolan Reed
2 woot woot!! I'm only a newfag
Zachary Evans
ROLL
Logan Sanders
Praise Satan
Andrew Ramirez
Rolll
John Gutierrez
>over 40 >don't know what that is >don't know what that is >don't know what that is You are the opposite of cancer. We need more people like you. But how did you get into this site at your age? Cp?
Elijah Kelly
hbjghinerg
Carson Parker
Yeah they do bitch trips = dubs+1
Cameron Johnson
Attempted escape in progress >3
Isaiah Bell
Roll for dem sweet dubs
Isaiah Morgan
Notice you didn't include Heaven. Guess you're too new
Aiden Sanders
Fuck that shit
Anthony Price
Reroll
Joseph Butler
Dubbbbbbbbbbs
Anthony Brown
continued
>You refer to people as normies +1 nope >You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1 it always was and it hasn't, tally still 2 faggot. I'm the senior here, you don't make the rules. >You don't know or care who "moot" is +1 moot is a faggot who sold out. >You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (if you're not black) +1 Once you go black, we don't want you back. >You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1 I make serious cash >You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1 nope >You've fingered your asshole before +1 nope TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES >0 - oldfag >1~2 - newfag >3~10 - Cancer >11~20 - Cancer+ >20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong) >31~50 - Cancer++ >50+ - Fuck you IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
Kevin Foster
7
Carson Nguyen
dubs
Carter Fisher
>dubs Kek
Owen King
2 - Newfag
The ones which got me were: >You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1 4chinz was always cancer although I will admit it's changed.
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1 Me and my edgy friend discovered this place around 2006. Been here since.
Charles Hall
I also want dubs
Ryder King
says the one who feels accomplished talking shit about others because he is too insecure
Jonathan Scott
Okay, but has anyone on the internet not been called autistic?
Hudson Powell
>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1 >You're interested in CSGO +1 >YLYL (Lurk) +1 >REKT (Lurk) +1 >You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1
guess im cancer
Logan Lee
>I'm the senior here you don't get to make the rules Nope nope nope nope nope credibility out the window you are cancer
Robert Jenkins
Not me
Anthony Johnson
Behold the dubs
Robert Johnson
my fucking sides
Ryder Murphy
Nah, I'm not interested in CP, I see Sup Forums as the primordial ooze of the Internet. I am into real people anonymously saying what they really want to say, and sometimes giving insight into their true feelings.
Also amateur porn and stories because I am not a faggot, quite unlike OP.
Carson Evans
Do a barrel roll
Nolan Nguyen
>>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1 >YLYL (Post) +2 >Fluffy Abuse (Post) +2 >Trap thread /gif/ and /d/ work better >You've fingered your asshole before +1
I'm a 6
William Taylor
>comes to Sup Forums for the porn >claims not to lurk FB FAP THREADS and cock threads
No sir, you're cancer+
Hunter Davis
I mean a true roll
Joseph Mitchell
How did you hear about this site? From posting pictures of your elementary school daughter?
Evan Garcia
Top Zozzle
Chase Cox
cancer, because of >You believe that the white race is genetically superior
Landon Walker
Newfag level is 1-2 but starting use of Sup Forums in 2016 +3, is OP confirmed autist?
John Howard
Checked
Michael Mitchell
Trips confirms
Samuel Richardson
Cancer+ only
Liam Mitchell
2
Liam Clark
That is +1 to OP, right there
Aiden Diaz
Ultra cancerfag detected. Newfags refer to people who came from 2007 to 2009. Everything after isn't even newfags. They aren't Sup Forums, they're Rrrrreddit, and are referred to exclusively as 'cancer'
Christopher Reed
13!not bad
Cooper Lopez
Who comes to Sup Forums for CP? Much better sites for that