Do you like cancer?

Do you like cancer?
ITT rate how much cancer you are.

Demographics:
>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You sometimes watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
Eldership Rites:
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2014 +1
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2015 +2
>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2016 +3
Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3
Unusual Discreditations:
>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1
>You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1
>You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
>You refer to people as normies +1
>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
>You don't know or care who "moot" is +1
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (if you're not black) +1
>You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>0 - oldfag
>1~2 - newfag
>3~10 - Cancer
>11~20 - Cancer+
>20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
>31~50 - Cancer++
>50+ - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

5555555555555

21 I'm a +strong

Good thing these dubs are here to bail me out

I mean these dubs

I meant these dubs

I was talking about these dubs

When I mentioned that, I was originally referring to these dubs.

This thread is shit you fucking faggot

This is also literally the cancer your talking about summerfag

Sage

By "these dubs", I meant the ones above

And by "above", I meant the dubs above this post

fuck you cs go, making me a newfag n shit

And by above this post, I specifically meant this post

jesus christ you have a shit life dont you

8. Where the dubs at

Kek

And this was meant as a lie to contrast me getting these dubs

But ultimately I refer to these dubs

These dubs being THESE dubs

I mean trips

Rekt with dubs.

4 points, god damit!

And by trips I clearly meant dubs
And by those I meant these

And by 68 I meant these dubs

5. So I am just cancer

And by mystery dubs I mean checkem

10


I must escape

And by checkem I mean check these dubs

Going really well...

rolling for freedom

And by check I mean checkemslovakia

Well I got dubs, so I am out

Must escape

Lmao cunt trying to get em and you keep stealing them

And by 4440 I mean 4488

I'm 1-2 newfag

escape

Close

>Demo 2
>Elder 0
>Thread 6
>Unusual 2

Total 10, Cancer
Nice

And by another 68 I mean 4500

6

Oh god, my sides

dubs

Please god

Get me out of this thread

Sometimes, it's just not meant to be

dubs this time

dude you need help?

Father God, please give me dubs

DUBS GODDAMMIT

ALLAH ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Demographics:
>>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1
Much better pornsites out there, its the human stories and interaction that go with the occasional nekkedness that makes me cum here.
>>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
Over 40 year oldfag here
>>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
Guess you got me there, tally 1
>>You're interested in CSGO +1
Don't know what that is
>>You're interested in Overwatch +1
Don't know what that is
>>You sometimes watch leafyishere +1
Don't know what that is
>>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1
Go screw yourself faggot, there's no such thing as chicks with dicks, there's only guys with tits.
>>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
nope, 2-3 times a week I might do at top performance level
>>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
nope
>Eldership Rites:
>>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2014 +1
>>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2015 +2
>>You started regularly browsing Sup Forums in 2016 +3
nope, it was way earlier.
>Thread participation:
>>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
tally 2
>>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>>non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Unusual Discreditations:
>>You're 18+, but live with your family and are not a student +1
>>You really have been diagnosed with Autism +1
>>You believe that the white race is genetically superior +1
it is faggot. tally still 2

well shit

There you go.

i steal your dubs

Trips don't count faggot

FUCKS SAKE

Rollerino

2 woot woot!! I'm only a newfag

ROLL

Praise Satan

Rolll

>over 40
>don't know what that is
>don't know what that is
>don't know what that is
You are the opposite of cancer. We need more people like you. But how did you get into this site at your age? Cp?

hbjghinerg

Yeah they do bitch trips = dubs+1

Attempted escape in progress
>3

Roll for dem sweet dubs

Notice you didn't include Heaven. Guess you're too new

Fuck that shit

Reroll

Dubbbbbbbbbbs

continued

>You refer to people as normies +1
nope
>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
it always was and it hasn't, tally still 2 faggot. I'm the senior here, you don't make the rules.
>You don't know or care who "moot" is +1
moot is a faggot who sold out.
>You sometimes watch cuckold or BLACKED porn (if you're not black) +1
Once you go black, we don't want you back.
>You have begged before on the Internet for a game +1
I make serious cash
>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
nope
>You've fingered your asshole before +1
nope
TALLY UP YOUR TOTAL SCORE AMONG CATEGORIES
>0 - oldfag
>1~2 - newfag
>3~10 - Cancer
>11~20 - Cancer+
>20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
>31~50 - Cancer++
>50+ - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

7

dubs

>dubs
Kek

2 - Newfag

The ones which got me were:
>You believe Sup Forums was always cancer and has never changed +1
4chinz was always cancer although I will admit it's changed.

>You heard about Sup Forums from a friend (Rules 1 & 2) +1
Me and my edgy friend discovered this place around 2006. Been here since.

I also want dubs

says the one who feels accomplished talking shit about others because he is too insecure

Okay, but has anyone on the internet not been called autistic?

>You come to Sup Forums for the porn +1
>You're interested in CSGO +1
>YLYL (Lurk) +1
>REKT (Lurk) +1
>You praise kek and truly believe in meme magic +1

guess im cancer

>I'm the senior here you don't get to make the rules
Nope nope nope nope nope credibility out the window you are cancer

Not me

Behold the dubs

my fucking sides

Nah, I'm not interested in CP,
I see Sup Forums as the primordial ooze of the Internet.
I am into real people anonymously saying what they really want to say, and sometimes giving insight into their true feelings.

Also amateur porn and stories because I am not a faggot, quite unlike OP.

Do a barrel roll

>>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. (Traps)+1
>YLYL (Post) +2
>Fluffy Abuse (Post) +2
>Trap thread
/gif/ and /d/ work better
>You've fingered your asshole before +1

I'm a 6

>comes to Sup Forums for the porn
>claims not to lurk FB FAP THREADS and cock threads

No sir, you're cancer+

I mean a true roll

How did you hear about this site? From posting pictures of your elementary school daughter?

Top Zozzle

cancer, because of
>You believe that the white race is genetically superior

Newfag level is 1-2 but starting use of Sup Forums in 2016 +3, is OP confirmed autist?

Checked

Trips confirms

Cancer+ only

2

That is +1 to OP, right there

Ultra cancerfag detected. Newfags refer to people who came from 2007 to 2009. Everything after isn't even newfags. They aren't Sup Forums, they're Rrrrreddit, and are referred to exclusively as 'cancer'

13!not bad

Who comes to Sup Forums for CP?
Much better sites for that