/heem/: hematoma edition

Upcoming events:

7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez - [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST] {FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}

7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: News:

>Cat Zingano coming into UFC 200 with smarter mentality
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/blank-slate-cat-zingano-ive-always-kind-of-had-an-anxiety-toward-gameplanning

>Bisping's "fantasy fight" would be against prime Shogun with PRIDE rules
mmamania.com/2016/7/3/12089622/ufc-michael-bisping-all-time-fantasy-fight-would-be-vs-prime-shogun-rua-pride-rules-mma

>GSP admonishes fighters for settling on pay
mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12027054/georges-st-pierre-admonishes-fighters-for-settling-on-pay-why-would

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymotion.com/video/x4jjce9
strawpoll.me/10660175
youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
mma-core.com/videos/Marcin_Held_vs_Willie_Brooks_Bellator_145_Part_1/10112486
youtu.be/gJTB3L91hYY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for OP is an autist

2nd for Jones / DC ultimate trash talk comp

dailymotion.com/video/x4jjce9

>im not crying im just sober


so many no homo moments

Schaub is God

So nice to see every single meme on /heem/ come crumbling down including Schaub

back to eddie alvarez after we got derailed by autism

eddie has a fantastic chin and instincts

6th for Rory/Koreshkov Fan is a cuck

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people who only know him from ufc thinks he's a boring decision fighter which is hilarious

he did kinda kill his own stock the way he fought pettis but at the end of the day all about the W

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I wonder why his performances in the UFC have been so lackluster in comparison with the ones he had in Bellator

What the fuck happened to Sergei.
If that fat cunt Hunt can get himself over as a contender then Kharitonov could have done some things too.

He fought Pettis the way Pettis has been neutralized almost every time

Guida, Dos Anjos, Gilbert for the first round until he started getting wild and sloppy, Eddie

If you can wrestlefuck Pettis and/or pass his guard, that's probably more than half the battle

strawpoll.me/10660175

Signed with Bellator, got injured en route to making his debut.

i'm hyped for UFC 200, but not moreso than any other card
it has a solid lineup, but the mayweather-pacquiao hype isn't there

Stricter drug testing

Probably also more hesitant to get into Chandler like brawls again, he looked like absolute shit in both of those (aesthetically) and probably got his noggin rocked too much

Not for long.

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no

>Mayweather-Pacquiao hype

In terms of normies or for you? Because I lost complete hype for that fight years before it happened. I mean I still wanted to see it, but I wouldn't be bummed if I missed it at all

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Thank you, OP

I used to be a "the op doesnt matter" autist like many others

But now I have converted thanks to your work and dedication

TYBOP

in the 30 years of browsing this website i have never seen a meme as spectacular as this one is.

fucking eye hemorroids man

What would you do to CM Punks wife?

"The OP matters"

not meant to be a reply to you, was just trying to upload it

i agree with your assessment

eddie's chin and recovery really are top notch
and he learned a lot from this fight, improving his weaknesses for the next fight

I think he just learned that it's much better for him long-term to play it safe instead of getting wild and getting himself into trouble like in the Dida, Chandler and Kikuno fights.
Sucks for the fans but at LW in UFC getting reckless like that could fuck up any hopes he has of a title shot.

A good OP means a good thread

I see a good thread so far

Be jealous that no one goes to your shit threads

"the OP is important"

What would Ngannou do?
That's the question...

is there more?

Stream?

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have really strange issues with his pant legs apparently

reminder that negative attention is still attention

The fight with giblert is underrated
He totally neutralized Pettis and his kicks as mentioned above

/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez

This is Mike Goldberg, someone on the street told me 2 come here and check this place out.

I assume this place is like Reddit and you can AMA anything

Ask away!

>/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez
pretty sure heem just wants him to lose because three of his last four fights have been split decisions lol

why are you so shit at commentating

I miss the brief period of Cruz/Monsterposting

thank you
new bread

Schaub is God

i miss neetrex and eserex

Q: What's the difference between Mike Goldberg and a bag of shit?

A: The bag. EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL.

is conduit a meme fighter

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Fuck me chandler hits like a truck. Right hand barely looked like it touched him.

Dude Fuck you

No
He has shit TDD though, and will get UD'd by Maia or subbed late

no, he is just at the end of his career, prime condit is a natural born killer

youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0

youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0

youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0

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The knees on the ground 3 point rule is so stupid
As evidenced in the Nate Diaz vs dong hyun Kim fight and many others.

where did the trip go

Nothing as sweet as watching memelock specialists getting BTFO when they face someone who isn't a retard on the ground.
I'm just waiting for Ryan Hall to get a Hansen special to the dome the next time he tries a memeroll.

you almost just wanna sit back and watch sokoudjou and soak it all in

ufc 200 embedded

Probably got BTFO again by the mod

his gloves were loaded during that hamill fight imo, that KO and the hulk hands were fishy

Schaub Bless, my friend.

Schaubposting has serious staying power, accept it lad.

Has anyone ever watched a will brooks fight?

I know that was the joke lol

go for it pal

mma-core.com/videos/Marcin_Held_vs_Willie_Brooks_Bellator_145_Part_1/10112486

Which MMA fighter will get a biopic that will go on to be hailed as a classic?

>woooh you thought I was big then?

>wait till you feel me now

>you now remember Tommy Wauchope

I watched him in some Japanese show, before his Bellator run.

dana tipped this guy $500, what a lad

youtu.be/gJTB3L91hYY
around 1:40

baka Krazy Horse is the only answer desu senpai

Why is everyone at Jackson-Wink such a tool

Eh, no thanks bud.
Let me know how it goes though.

The Crippler

Evan Tanner

It's already out my man

watching the alvarez vs chandler fights, making some webms n chilling bud
at a cookout right now desu, shooting off some fireworks
happy birthday america

how good is he?
whats his fighting style?

Leave Brendan to me.

>anime fans discussing fighting

this is a new level of autism

that guy looks nothing like aldo wew
i would actually like to watch that movie though, i'll have to find it somewhere

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Does this cunt know how ridiculous he looks

Lmao I could knock this cunt out with one punch

Just because you roid and lift doesn't make you strong or able to fight

Lmao what a bitch nigga

literally everyone on /heem/ could KO this loser

Walk on you white dog cunt.
Come back when your cuntry produces a manhugger worth a damn.

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chandler nearly pulled a schaub

Do our webm makers get enough love on /heem/?
I don't see this much content anywhere, or on other generals.

I've seen some Pride webms I made show up on Sup Forums once or twice, might just be reposters from here though.

Yes yes, thank you for the webms

Fuck off queer.
Inflating their egos is how you end up with pathetic fruits like zombieprophet or cadfael.

>roidgrapple
>sport

I can smell a new addition to

This never gets old. Hoping for similar results this Saturday.

Can't wait to taste your salt

I can smell your fat whore mother from here too

Watch yourself

The fact still remains that your anger will not stop this general from being moved to where it belongs.

>zombieprophet

Who?