A perfect 10/10 walks up to you and says she'll be your personal waifu for life...

A perfect 10/10 walks up to you and says she'll be your personal waifu for life. She'll satisfy your every demand whenever asked. All you have to do is eat her poop
What do?

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Eat poop

my perfect 10 poops rainbows and lollipops CHECKMATE OP

once or every single time? would only do if second option applies

I don't think you realize how revolting shit actually is...shit is shit no matter how qt she is

FUCK NO! I have sisters I know what they produce.

Eat shit only one time consider it done

As it was specified that I must only 'eat her poop' I grab a miniscule speck of it, throw it into a burrito and eat that fucker

anything for love

>id save those hard nibbly bits for last

If you haven't tongued ass then you're not eating pussy

honestly the only thing i would consider is the toll it takes on my body, and it probably would be filtered out for the most part rather harmlessly assuming it was only a very small portion, positives definitely outweigh the negatives so fuck it id probably do it.

go home, then masturbate thinking just how fucking awesome that would have been, had you not puked in your mouth while chewing nothing thinking about just how awful eating shit would be.

This

Nah bro, you can't just take a sample.
You have to eat the whole platter.

vaginas r scary

what a way to start a scat thread

Wow that was incredible

Counter her offer with eat her shit on a daily basis till she is 60 years old

Ever notice the metal paper towel dispencer in this chick's videos?

Those things are industrial grade. Which means she's in an institution of some kind or shooting the videos at work. Curious.

Gottem!

Rekt!!!

Thats the anus my son

get a knife and fork and ask for some hot sauce

Eat her poop. From what we know, it's a one-time price to pay. She'll do whatever the fuck, on demand, because you can flex the time you ate her shit.

I would eat a womans poo for free , regularly drink GF piss but have not asked her for poop yet

What.

I don't want E. Coli, so no

Women are habitual liars, so I would just kick her in the cunt and walk away laughing

Grab some toothpaste and a tooth brush after i eat her shit.

WAT bio-jamming with ultra high fibre???

>3DPD

She does everything you say whenever you say it?
>Eat this shit for me so I get to keep you

You betcha I'm gon' eat that dookie baby

How do you get huge soft shits like that?
If I load up on fiber mine are always thick af where it hurts

No thanks I'm taken

Eat it, simple

>people saying they would actually do it
You guys are fucking sick.
I would rather go through 3 hours of bdsm instead of eating shit

Absolutely

uh...I am into that. Totally worth it.

I knew the world was fucked but dam until I found this place I didn't know how fucked people really were or how common it really was. Now have some cake.

Lol , I wouldnt eat poop. I am not a nigger

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