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>rags

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Finns have awoken.

Eberle+2018 2nd+2017 3rd for Barrie, E5

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Did that girl get SQUATTED by those three?

ovi is almost normal looking next to datsyuk

What's the point of drafting goalies when everyone else is giving them away for free?

This tbf

Uwotm8
youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg

>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC

Doesn't show off their mongol heritage well enough

youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg

Wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=WT-Y-baE7v8

Good one though

>den glider in
>clip shows a puck that studsar in

Nah man, it totally gliders for a bit right as it crosses the line before going back to studsaring

>gliders
>studsaring
Cute attempts tbf

The puck is rullar more than it is studsar or glider though

>post yfw when we are on the verge of history

If the Oilels miss another year we will witness history, becoming the longest nhl streak ever to miss the playoffs.

you want to draft a qt fuck toy and hope you luck into a good one that is under contract for a long time.

>Cute attempts tbf

Nah, I'm turning those into english words. Glider and studsar are now official English words

I glider
you glider
he/she/it gliders
we glider
they glider

>rullar

I'm taking this too

Cup champions tend to use starting goalies they drafted
>Murray
>Crawford
>Quick
Teams that don't draft goalies end up like the Stars with not one but two Finnish goalies

Rude, that's worse than the meme stealing that is happening on this board

How do I get a Finnish GF?

>Finnish goalies have to be bought
Proof of Finland hockey masterrace

Be hot/cute? I don't know bro. I don't think there's really any guidelines for Finnish girls

Since the cap only 10/22 SC finalists since the cap have drafted their goalie and that's skewed by a few repeat appearances. 2012 Quick, 2008 Fleury and 2006 Ward the only drafted and developed goalies that carried their team to the cup finals. The rest were complementary or system babbies.

All words/sounds/grammar structures belong to English eventually

>being an english hanrej

>have a shit load of cash
>???
>date a Czech grill instead

I do ok with women. I live in Vancouver and there's plenty of foreigners. But ive never met a Finn

>6 goals on 16 shots
>That face
Hahahahahahahahahaha

You'll probably never will unless you go to the land of the memes

Are there any NHL teams without a Finnish player on their NHL roster?

islanders come to mind

You can't be a real hockey team without Finnish master race players on your team

Just looked it up. Chris Gibson was born in Binland. He only played 4 games for the Islanders last year but he is still on their roster.

Montreal
Ottawa
Philadelphia
Washington
Arizona
Los Angeles
Chicago

2017 is our year

muh nigga

Loser teams

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>Your team
>Your favorite team on in the opposite conference
>Team you hate the most
>Team you honestly think will win the cup next year

I like Boston Bruins for their boss ass colors + Boston is a real sports fanbase. Also like the Canadiens because of history.

I dislike the Penguins because they have Crosby, I gained a dislike for him in the 2010 olympics when he scored a goal over USA in OT. And I'm glad that in NHL 16 I injured him for 3 months with a seperated shoulder with my player when I checked his bitch ass into the boards, I wouldn't wish injury like that on him in real life though haha.
Also dislike the Kings because LA sucks nuts.

Idk who will win next year

How can you like boston and montreal? Surely you must not be from either city.

kongs
kitties
>shorks
Bills

Nah I'm from Texas, and I don't consider Texas a hockey place anyway. If it were up to me hockey teams would only be located in cold weather places. I'm not from Dallas either, so I don't care about the Stars and their corny green colors

>Montreal
>Chicago
>Bruins and tampa gay
>Preds

If nobody drafts goalies then they're will be no goalies in the league. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out Chase.

>Panthers
>Wild
>Leafs
>Hawks

>oilers
>panthers
>laffs
>oilers

i was told there would be traps in this thread, yet all the images are slant eyed finns

That tongue image is fitting
Oilers is such a moist name, when I hear the name Oilers and Lakers my mouth gets watery. Literally "Moist" team names

You must go to Michigans northern peninsula in search of Finnish women

>wongs
>las vegas
>pens couple years ago, now tampa
>predators

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Why are finns so handsome?

Sauna and reindeer milk

I must go to Finland and detox in a sauna and drink some Reindeer milk

What is he thinking about now?

Stars
Devils
Pongs and >rags
Hawks or Bolts

It worked for me. I used to be a bender but now I'm tearing up my local beer league.

Having nightmares about coaches asking him to shoot more

Find out if Jake has a sister.

Oilers
Carolina
Rags
Oilers

I'm a lifelong Oilers fan, bro.

>Kings
>Bruins
>Ducks and Sharks (tied)
>Kings ;)

Colorado
Tampa Bay
Vancouver
Some meme team

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#1#1#1#1#2017

>Local beer league
keks

T͍̞̿̔̊̑̌ͅh̬͙̰͚̝͋ͤ͐̅̇ͩ̅eͫ̑̌̉ ̖̜͕͓̱ͥ͊̍ͬͫ̂l̞͖̹̯̦̑͛̚a̲͈͔͍̓̚ ̭̝̖Kḭͪn̠̣̞͕̻ͣgs̟̱̣̠̳͕̉ͧ̓ ̖̣͓͆͗ͧ̑̈́̒w̔ͩ́̃͊̂i͈͚̣̮̟͉̐̅͌ͨͦͅl̺̒͊͛̑ͮl̗̮̰̙̱̯̙ ͈͍w͎̬̽̉̆i͇̟̜͔̩̤ͪ̀ͅn̟̪̭̮̮͖ͮ̇ͫ̌̒ ͔͖̖̘̽͂͒ͯ̃t̓̽́ͣͤh͍̩̥̲̗͕͋̅͐̊͗ͨẻ̋̓ͯ̎ ̗̟̔̈̀͐͋S̖̻͇͌ͦ͛ͦt̘̥̃ͣͧͯa̪̠̝͇͕̞͎͋n̠̜̹̬̯̠̪͆ͨ̚le̖͓̤̭̪̩̲ͯ̋͂ͧͣ͛̓y̺ ̄ͧc̘̟̠͒̓͗̀̔̆ǔ̩̹̙̥͎̖p̗̭̬͗̑ ̺̰̳͕̘͈̓̋̊̃ͣ̽̋t̪͕ͤb͍̹̗̬̼̘ͅh͇͚͖̭̤͔̋ͫ̅ͧ̀͊ ̻̖̘̝̱͎f̟͇͊ͬ͆ͧͧ̈́ͫa̤̖̤̭ͭ̚m͙̭̘͖̘͆̍̚ ͙̣͆̓͂ͥ͊͂̐

The queens can suck a big one

Your mom sucked my big one last night, kid.

>Being a queens fan
LOLZ

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who would ever want to play for a canadian team lol?

Montreal

>Habs
>Jets
>Broons
>Hawks

Oilers
Carolina Hurricanes
Flames/Canucks
Penguins are in a great spot to repeat

>constantly checking updates since FA opened
>highly anticipating a russel signing
>can't wait to see what team gets stuck with over paying for him
>no one does
>4 days in, still no one
its still coming, r-right?

>wongs
>flimflams
>I respect/hate montreal
>no fucking clue, but probably a different team than normal (not >kongs, blackhawks, pens, etc)

thank you based Bill

Post hockey related boobs

>yfwswtc

Reminder that the oilers are making the playoffs this year and there is nothing you can do about it

>mathews STILL hasnt signed his ELC

BIG

REMINDER FINNS ARE BAD PEOPLE AND NOT VERY SMART

>matthews doesn't sign in 3 years
>oilels sign him through FA

That's a big roster

>Laffs
Avs/Oilers
>Hasbs
Pens

Oilers
Flyers
Laffs/ Phlegms
I dunno


>Oilers "fan"
>liking the Hurrs

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My Finnish grandparents lived in the UP of Michigan

Btw I like how Americans said happy Canada day to Canadians but they don't return the favor with our Independence Day. I'm saddened

Canadians don't like Americans

it doesn't make sense really

there is an exact limit on how much he can make, so they should just give him a max contract and that's that.

they must be trying to jew it up (laine didn't get a max contract), but why they would do that, I don't know

>mfw they trade him for larsson

>Swede got the best offensive stats in a generation

NOT A DEFENCEMAN xDDDD

>Swede got the most defensive starts and some of the best defensive stats

NOT ENOUGH POINTS xDDDD

>NA hockey """"""""knowledge"""""""

if only a player could play great offensively AND defensively

Neither in your pic are thats for sure.

Karlssons defensive stats are better than DOUGHGHGHTYTYY and his offsensive stats shits all over his chink ass

This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.

My favorite player is Swedish desu