How is this not Sup Forumscore?

How is this not Sup Forumscore?

It's not on Spotify™

If you reply to this post, you will get a gf before next month.

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It's shit

well it worked before, so why not now

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No it isn't.

One can only dream

PLEASE

fucking hell...

rolling

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Couldn't hurt

yeah okay

sigh, why am i falling for this.
have a (you)

That's a tall order but KEK put Donald in the white house so he can give me gf

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Not sure if I would even want that

fuck off tedy

pangea sucks
saged

I have nothing to lose

roll