Here you go sir! One small popcorn for $14.85! Would you also like a large soda for only $10 more...

Here you go sir! One small popcorn for $14.85! Would you also like a large soda for only $10 more? We're selling the special Civil War cup for a mere $22.50 tonight!

>black guy selling civil war shit
somehow this seems wrong

KINO
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Just give me the got-dang popcorn Tyrone, do we need to go over this every week?

Here you go, my friend! And of course, a tip for your hard work and for reparations at the expense of my racist and genocidal relatives.

>tfw work at a theater and can't justify the prices at all
just sneak shit in tbqh

lyl

Gimme a pack of Twizzlers and a large popcorn, boy

I asked for a soft pretzel

You're a faggot and everyone posting in this thread is a faggot.

Is it ok if I bring the popcorn into the ball pit with me?

I want the large soda but I only brought my sedan. Should I head back home to get my pickup truck?

How long does it take to prime the pump? And is there an intravenous option? I don't have time to be sipping my drinks like a plebeian.

Is something the matter, sir? You look pale.

this.
or better yet, just go the 2 hours without something to eat, it's quite possible, amerifats.

Excuse me, what's the chef's special for today?

vereor nox

I... I don't feel so great, Tyrone...

Don't be afraid, sir. There is nothing to fear except fear itself.

>capekino
>capeshit
>nobody wears capes, just tacticool tight outfits

GIMME THE CIVIL WAR CUP

Also your BvS special was good. The only good thing out of that terrible movie

Tyrone could you please "butter" my popcorn?

No, nigger

Who...who are you, what's happening?

that's right Mr. Grady

the nigger popcorn chef

How much for a bucket of crab legs?

we trippin now nigga

Sir it appears that the boundary between Sup Forums and the real world has weakened and reality is collapsing. I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us here at Cinema Co. and offer you this complementary popcorn while our staff works to resolve the issue.

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i'm so fucked up

Then stop jacking off over comatose redheads, you fucking pussy. At least stick it in her.

>he doesn't sneak mini kegs hidden in his backpack in

Pleb taste detected T.B.H

Itt: jealous broke boiz that couldn't get the collectors cup

first post best post

you should add an SEC football banner

>that's a small popcorn
>the soda is $4 more expensive
This must be the timeline where Bernie won the election

someone wake me the fuck up

I don't what theater you go to, but for me, its 13$ for a large popcorn and large drink

SIR

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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DELETE ME

this looks like some good popcorn thanks my friend

I don't know what's going on in this thread but it sure beats having to chug another bottle of Robitussin again

>accepting food handled by a semi-human

'no'

what doth life

Should end with y'all

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SOMEONE ELSE ROBOTRIPPIN ON TV TONITE
HELL YEAH
MOTHERFUCKER

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There's another Civil War? Are we finally smartening up and fighting to bring back slavery this time? It's time to put those animals back in their cages.

Looks like everything has returned to normal for now, okyakusama.

I honestly have never seen a black man working in a movie theater

I want this man to fuck my wife.

I just want to see the movie.

Have you guys ever noticed that frogposting drops off late at night?

I think it's because all the frogposters are normalfag scum who are asleep.

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I've never seen a black man working

Only 2nd plat to stave off another depressive episode ~peace and love robobro~~~

Cool gif but i want more popcorn

How much for a bag of falcon chow? Naomi is getting hungry.

where do you live?

>having a female falcon
>enjoy trying to get her away from her clutch during summer movie season

I'm not going to watch a movie with a male falcon that's gay.

ok, enjoy paying the 7% tariff on your nest harness at the cinema

Don't have to pay that in Canada, it's part of Medicare if you declare your falcon as your common-law partner :)

$14.85 plus tip please

Walked into a theater with reclining seats at 10:45 for the final showing and paid for a kid's seat at the kiosk (6 bucks).

Went into theater that had just gotten out and picked up an empty soda cup. Changed soda and lid, got my free refill.

Watched Civil War.

The end.

That's disgusting, I hope your trolling

WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION!

I'll give you three cents more to make it $14.88. You want a Civil War, you got it.

That's pretty clever.

not really when you consider that was really OP, and he forgot his joke after he made the first post in the thread

that includes you fag boy now eat my bean dip

Same tbqh.

Civil War shit is easy to sell though, Jungle Book shit is worse

Just sneak your own shit in, that's what I do

>those prices
Jesus Christ, what kind of movie theaters do you guys go to?

Don't touch me, filthy nigger

Welcome to Australia

Niggers btfo

Sup Forums please fuck off.

My drug dealer is black.

>this thread