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Sheikh Charles Mehmet ibn Philip Al-Windsari edition

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cara

thread's off to an awful start

Charles III, defender of the faiths

>plays tuba loudly
>gets hired by Barclays

may Allah in his mercy bless are new Maharaja

>haven't posted on /brit/ since early 2016
>caralad still here

Bit weird desu you think he'd get tired of it by now.

Any documentaries similar to Empire of dust?

Or just anything interesting set in Africa?

kay-on

who /BitOnTheSide2017/ here?

Asuka.

The first 100 posts are gimmick spam, all good content is saved for the next thread one we pass 250 posts. lrn 2 /brit/

pain beneath my lower left rib for like 2 days now

think I may have the ole appendicitis

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAHA FUUUUUCK ME THAT HURTS

FFUUUUUUCK I SHOULD NOT HAVE TRIED THAT OUT

AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT

FUUUUUUUUUCCKCKKK AAAARRHHRHRHRHHHH

BLOOD EVERYWHERERE AAAAAAHHHH

HEEEEELP

Friendly reminder that a life dedicated to family, nation, and God is the best of all possible lives

QUEEN IS DEAD

Remember Sup Forums is always right.

didnt post for some time between then and now tbf

so my dad took me to his old home in London today and told me that this is where he lived when he was younger. He also said that during this time he had 2 twin sisters that both were born and died in the house due to an accident during birth, one made it to 10 though.

I'm 20 and have only just found out about this.

Is this normal?

very qt smile :)

good lord, that girl on the right

would give her the most average 5 minutes of her life

>Birmingham is the second largest city in the country
>Has no (zero, not even one) Premier League football club
>Will not have any Premier League football clubs for the foreseeable future

>Is also full of pakis who prefer cricket to football

Really overclocks the old noggin

currently watching ingrown toenail removal vids on youtube. love this shit.

>le nuclear bomb in london at le midnight XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

fair enough la'

pain underneath my left rib for like 2 days now

think I may have the ole appendicitis

fucking liar

Crisis in the Congo: Uncovering the Truth

my Christmas lights

the queen isn't dead lads

this post hit me quite hard

currently watching a 3 hour home video of a pashtu wedding in kandahar, afghanistan in 1991

not even joking

i intend on destroying the (you) economy

MIGHT be gone soon who knows

identified gf2017 lads

REALLY worried about the Queen lads
heading to the gym
you lads BETTER make sure she's ok when I get back

appendix is on the right side and is very acute

your appendix isn't under your rib
it's also on the right

Maharaja is Indian. Emir/Sultan is muslim.

kidney stones

I am The Queen.

All news readers and guests on paper reviews on sky news and BBC on now are wearing black/dark colours.

Rumour of something at midnight and full announcement at 8am tomorrow

member the sheikh?

Had mine out, its bottom right of your torso lad and hurts like fucking hell.

M'lasia

oh ye I member

"rumour"
Doubt

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-not-dead-false-rumours-9533467

youtu.be/NpSa2KBe0v0

but I drink loads of water and don't eat/drink any kidney stone causing stuff

fucking hell

charles is so pro-islam because his view of the middle east is dressing up like laurence of arabia and swinging a sword around

GOD SAVE THE KING

prove it

>tfw got the aussie seal of approval

M'rica

tim you need help

*dies*

just having a laugh
I honestly like Charles a lot and support what he does
I think an opinionated King would be a good change

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twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184

hmmmmmm

>Buckingham Palace declined to comment on the latest rumours

youtube.com/watch?v=upWV5evygFo

tune

Fucking hell lads what happens if she's dead?

>windows 10

utter state of you

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Dunno mate I found out the other day my mum's childhood home in London is now the home of Ed Balls and worth £1.2m

Mental

youtube.com/watch?v=rNWo9bkDrjs

old women die all the time
who gives a shit

clouds coming in...

Prince Charles becomes king

Ah yes, "RANsquawk", definitely a source I've heard of before

yeah i wasnt digging at you la. I just think it explains everything that his view of the middle east is much the same as Sykes' was

Charles becomes king
there will be a huge mourning ceremony and the world will go mental

>if mark was in charge of the world, there'd be no more wars

every time

I still don't believe he was serious

this 2bh

...

has anyone ever been at the START of their tether?

just got a text from charles saying "lol im king now u want anything" with some crying with joy emojis

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what the hell is this shit

my school never had shitty yank-style yearbooks

california is the scotland of the USA t2bh

by asia do you think he means the middle east or was he a weeaboo at the time?

Guess the city

Incorrect guesses will result in death

I laugh raucously and wank to princess diana's wikifeet page

phew!

she's alri lads x

>no other details were given

Ah yes, must have been natural causes

What are the chances he got done in by the 'sheeds?

Somewhere in Italy

probably Rome

asia means pakistan in britain

>travelling in Asia

Hmm
Wonder what part of Asia

wew

youtube.com/watch?v=Ji7fohBEPnM

Brisbane

Work at a florists in London and I've just had an order from a Charlie Windsor for flowers that spell out 'RIP ARE LIZ' and a wreath in the shape of a corgi

getting a bit worried now lads

The so called black gf lads

ah yes BBC news

>people here don't recognise Rome

*answers incorrectly on purpose*

>you will never abduct a 10 year old boy and cut off his bollocks and inject him with female hormones so that when he goes through puberty he developes a girly body with a cute effeminate cock and make him your sex slave

why live dot jaypeg