Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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I'll admit rap now days is fucking shocking!!! Makes me laugh when younger lads talk to me about drake, Kendrick and lil wank like there the real shit! N I mention big L, krs1, buckshot, rakim , fushcnickens, BTNH, das fx etc and their like who?!! Lol. Complete joke!! They know the likes of Wu cos of ppl still reppin wu wear and that's about it. Even with straight outta Compton coming out now there all yeaa man n.w.a n it's like stfu u didn't have a clue who they were last yr!! Just thought Dre was a solo artist from the start lol. I don't even listen to the radio now days because I know exactly what shit will be on. Sad when you search for clubs with a dj still playing the real deal yet you go to a main stream club and every1s boppin to drake n Rihanna lol. Hip hop scene in UK has nothing on u.s n never will. But we have grime, which we started and originated which is as close to rap as a musical form that we have. I'm not completely keen on all of it but at least R boys ain't turning into a joke with it. They stick with the roots as their proud its our thing!! And it will never change.

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You think he did it?

Rory-sama claimed

Muffins are nearly done

Best type moon claimed.

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what type of muffins?

im leaving waifu its been fun guys but its time to move on. its just not what it used to be my life has gotten way to important to stay here im sorry this is goodbye.

>Chino claimed

Aah not really

These threads are 24/7, from my understanding

Nope. He just left threads. Sucks, I enjoyed him.
I hope life treats you well assuming this isn't pasta.

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this would be funny if it were syndra or someone else well liked, but everyone hates you
I fucking hope so

Choc mint. Extreme on the mint.

Claiming best girlie!

no
he's too much of a fag

holy shit you are 12

Saber claim

Still here


Good taste friendo. I've fallen off the SAO bandwagon but I still like the characters.


Yep! The football one is where you're spawned on a bridge. Two teams are lined up facing each other in Biftas, and one person is the "ball", and he's in a Panto (the smart car). The ball's team has to get him to the other side without him being destroyed or knocked off the bridge

There's also a Sumo gamemode where you're spawned on a rooftop and have to ram each other off.

>claiming yume

I don't hate him, even if this is bait.

Thank christ, stay gone this time.

Please dont joke

>kurumi
The patties we make there are thin for sure

>chino
You're welcome

>yuuki
Promise next time I go, I'll send a pic and post it here

>maki
Wasn't satisfied eh? Have you tried edging?

I'm glad you're leaving, I do like you but as I said before you're too unstable for Sup Forums. Good luck with your life.

Viper claimed

Legs

It's Mr. Stealyogurl Here. Freshly awaken from an epic nap.

Going out for some fucking Indian food here in a little bit hows everyone doing?

im sorry esdeath, i wish the best of luck in your life, and good luck with everything!!

Hello! How are you?

>well with ocd the suffer usually has a ritual if i had an ocd for germs i would look at my hands constantly or wash them over and over. i have sexual identity ocd where i think that ive been lying to myself and that im actually gay so i check by looking at dudes or gay porn to make sure i dont like it however the more i do this the worse it gets and i overthink everything so im distracting myself on waifu. it used to be a lot worse but with the help ive been getting it only pops up every once and a while soon enough ill be looking at femdom and being happy again ll

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Dio-sama...

test

This tbh, not smart enough to say it myself.
Remember to be a good person and stay safe.

All I do in these threads is troll with snek and hope I get noticed ;_;

You better. I'm holding you to that lol.

Where is this at by the way, I must have missed that part.

I hope not, he was a pretty cool cat

My god, thats sound horrible...in all the right ways

Quality choice

Not sure if lying

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did i do it right?

Ohayo! Pretty well. Yourself?

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I can't see the trip if that's what you wanted me to notice.

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Don't worry, that snek is a little hot.

Mmm

noooo don't leave. who am i gonna rp with bruh.

Them
Who are ya?

Doing swell, cheers for asking.
Just doing a little vidya with a friend.

How's yourself?

im tired of playing nice, and i was nice to you, but fuck off

leave these threads, no one likes you

by.

You act a bit too austistic sometimes Esdeath, and this is coming from me of all people. I worry about you.

next you will be saying handholding isn't lewd :o
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nice

>Get woken up to go get money for bills
>"What the fuck it's past 5, you can't even use it today"
>Get up anyways and go get it. Pick up a milkshake before going home
>Get home, they're gone, look at clock
>Not even 3:30
>I'm be tired tonight cause of this
Reeeee.mp3

How's /waifu/ today?

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Says missile dick

NOW TRIPGUY IS TRIPFAGING?
This is a fucking joke.

rip

I'm doing well, thanks for asking!

Its me, Chino! I forgot to post my pic heh

this

Aah that sucks to hear. I'm doing well, yourself?

STAY STAY STAY

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you're so cute v_v

I enjoy him, along with others.

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Waifus are fucking cancer, get a life you beta faggots

Don't think I've ever spoken to you. Then again, my memory is shit. What's up?

I want to get memed on!

Just made mint choc muffins. Spent all week at work and Im expecting a 1k pay packet for it. 5x10 hour days.

Thread, muffins are done. Behold!

shut up little dick

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ftfy

oh ok

yeah i regretted doing that i hope this thread just moves on

daddy?

MAIIII

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Kys

Always man, always. When you get to that certain point though it's time to let it go.

God damn! I really wish I hadn't of sold it now. I knew about the sumo one, pretty hectic but hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0

Although I must ask why you did that.

>Best idol claimed

It's just human nature to make mistakes, it matters whether you learn from it or not. As I said previously, I worry about you.

Heh, thanks! Your waifu is cute as well!

I havent been here long enough to hold an opinion, but ive seen some wierd stuff from him.

I dont think I've met you either. Nothing much, how are you?

Nice body, girlie

for every one nice user, 5 hate him
each "=" represents an inch of my dick
:3
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This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what Sup Forums is all about

I'm well. Same over here tbh.

youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY

pot? kettle? Black?

Your autistic as fuck and your worried about him?

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8:>

Don't we all act weird on here?
No one hates him. I can almost guarantee that. If they do, they're fools.

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I don't think it's supposed to fall apart like that

/waifu/ is the worst
people come here to seek attention a lot

Just assumed you were trolling

Sheeeeeit

The Banoa? I made it

Will take a pic when I go again so your could water

Not cool

Galky

Sleepy. About to take a small nap lol

Your lewds weren't enough?

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Muh mouth

i feel bad for being this autistic i can do free commission art if anyone is interested i hope this will make up for it

well thank you shiro

What are you rolling for, konata?

Nice. You doing anything right now or just chilling here?

Eh, not sure.
>I know you do though

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Shit music taste.

Well, got a milkshake, and listening to my weeb music, so I'm doing decent at least.

I wish I could, Smugs.

draw me pls

draw konata's torpedo dick

Chilling mostly. You?

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I hate him and every waifu, fuck these threads
:O
you! (and sachi and kagami)
this

What are you doing?

Ah it's not your fault, people will find any reason to be cruel.
You're just more autistic than them, that's reason enough apparently.
But really, you're only going to have a bad time if you stay here, you've already become a joke. Not to me, but I think you can see to how many people.

could you draw kagamin esdeath?? please?

Now you're bait is poor quality. I'm ashamed.

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Indeed.

>i can do free commission art if anyone is interested
Please, draw Tatsumaki if you don't mind.

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Ah nice. What flavour?

Me too.

Youre not stealing my waifu!
>one off

Smug.