Holy Sup Forumsutthole Batman

Holy Sup Forumsutthole Batman...
I have an itch what should i do?

This proves you're a fag,OP

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

Pour acid

Tell no one user

Scratch it.

I have AAA batteries

Scrub it.

Rub chestnut oil on it, it calms the itch and hydrates the mucous membrane

Ya think but what if i hit my sac???

can i just crush chestnuts??

Go to the doctor and confess your sleazy bareback action

with what???

>crush
>chestnuts

All i did was go tanning

yeah, at the bathhouse

That's how the oil is made in the first place so sure, although you won't get much without a hydaulic press

My parents cant know, what do i do??? Help me fags

i have a car jack and a hammer

think cashews work?

no, the fags are the problem here

Go to planned parenthood and get yourself tested

This what you get for letting niggers in there.

They do it for free?

Id lynch my own asshole if that was the case