So Sup Forums, pretty sure my girlfriend is going to commit suicide tonight and I can't stop her...

So Sup Forums, pretty sure my girlfriend is going to commit suicide tonight and I can't stop her, could we get a feels thread or something?

Make sure she streams it.

Throwing out a self bump

Doubt she will, she is going outside to do it

The post her nudes.

faggot?

where is she? if your pretty sure why arent you there with her to stop her?

because he's not a faggot

soo...instead of stopping her youre on Sup Forums asking for a feels thread

You can't stop hey because your a sissy faggot that weighs 40 lbs. Less than her and she would beat your cuck ass? She is going to kill herself because she wishes she has a real man, OP..

I'm in Ohio and she is in Canada, not much I can do and she isn't responding to her phone , not much I can do now

murder plot detected

what happened leading up to this event

you can alert the authorities, i'm sure you know where she lives?

if not gg it wasn't a relationship lol

send her the police, you really care about her? you would have a solution already

Long distance relationships never work OP..the reason she is killing herself is because her real man left her..she was cheating on you man, sorry.

>pretty sure
Don't call the cops or anything..........

...

Pis or it didn't happen what city I'll check news tomorrow

contact literally anyone in the vicinity, doctor, cop, priest rabbi, account, family, neighbour, shop keeper..

stop wasting time on here and do your job

Good she won't have to deal with you anymore

>NEET
>Finished grade 12 with 96% average
>got depressed in University
>didn't go class
>stopped taking the tests
>failed and got kicked out
>40,000$ debt
>no friends ever
>manboobs
>no chin
>bald
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>retarded parents
>dont even have my own room
>use laptop in the living room
>ugly as fuck
>today is my birthday
>no one will say "happy birthday" just like the past 10 years
>no facebook, skype or a phone
>no work experience
>obese
>terrible headaches and tinnitus
>I could have been a successful engineer

You're not allowed to complain

Its time to stop her. Its time to save her life. It's time to use the leftover ammonia from the first date you got her to go on

Talking bout random shit, out of no where a suicide text

Wtf were you thinking having a relationship thousands of miles apart? Jesus Christ op..what the fuck?

Suicides generally don't make the news, bubberoo

People who want to kill themselves, should. Let natural selection run it's course.

Happy birthday.

happy birthday

Well, they make the obituaries.

Can't contact parents and tried police, she lives in Saskatoon

same with murder ... just natural selection

happy birthday

neighbour, doctor, literally anyone in the area at all....how shit are you?

go join them
it'll be fun

Call an ambulance so they can take her to the mental hospital.

Lift weights, get a fast food job, sell your useless shit, run everyday, and eat your vegetables pussy. You can do it.

>Saskatoon
thats probably why she wants to an hero.

happy birthday.
do something about it
even if your face is ugly as you say some girls would still fuck you if you had a nice body

Pretty shit to be honest, was going to get her address next week to send a gift

>got depressed

AKA couldn't handle life's problems
Sorry man, but is your fault for being a lazy nigger with thin skin. Should have stayed in school. Where would you be now if you would have made it? Probably in-shape, banging hot chicks, and rolling in money. Serves you right you lazy faggot

right ....so then she is ill and its your fault

Fb or someshit? See if you can message her parents?

Wtf you brought that shit on your self you fucking looser