Do women really think like that?

Do women really think like that?

Yes
Size is everything
If your member is not longer than 10" erect you might as well chop it off right now

>What about his tongue?
Charlotte was the only that knew what mattered

>men
>she has no boobs but nice butt
>still happy

>women
>he has looks, personality, career, height, but small dick
>entitled to someone better, no compromise

Obsessing over every flaw in everything and using them to rationalize poor decisions? Lots of people do that, but a majority of them are women.

Of course they do. Decades of Jewish programming has taught Western women to be superficial, and Western men to be self-hating, passive-aggressive betas.

And the reasons? Well, if you knew the reasons then you'd be as smart as I am, wouldn't you?

Honestly no. They prefer bigger but they don't care that much.

>This is what neets actually believe

There are women who do, but none of them are worth dating.
If you can't make her cum you may as well not bother.

>tfw blessed with a generous 7 incher

fuck off Sup Forumstard, women always liked big dicks

Nice try manlet, penis size is closely linked to height.

Anyone who replied to this thread with more than a sentence has a small dick.

[citation needed]

No. NO. You don't get it, do you? You don't fucking GET IT. We are here to stay. STAY. Oh you'd better get fucking used to it, son, because there are so many goddamn fucking things wrong with the world, not the least of which is your fucking ENTERTAINMENT.

We will point that out for you. Let me say that again so you understand.

WE.

WILL.

POINT.

THAT.

OUT.

FOR.

YOU.

We will point everything wrong out for you so you can finally get through your thick fucking head some of the things that are wrong with this world. Starting with you. YOU.

> tfw 6 ft 1 with a 6"1 dick

femanon here. yes we do. if you're sub 7" dont even bother

it's true you virgin nerd

This would okay if it wasn't posted by some dude on Sup Forums. Is like a bum calling another bum homeless

And where's your evidence, retard? Or are you basing this claim on your extensive experience with women?

>7inches
>blessed

Lol, anything less than 8 is a babbydick and you've certainly never pleased a woman.

Ask your mom faggot

But if you are tall with an average size penis, it will look smaller than someone who is shorter with the same average size just because of the proportionality. So if you are 6.5 with 7 inches and I am 6.0 with 7 inches, Samantha is going to be riding my cock even though it is functionally equivalent because she is dumb slore.

>people arguing over length
>not girth

>implying a Jew wasn't involved in this scene

Can confirm.

I have dumped ma y guys for having small girth.

Because the penis is directly proportional to the rest of the body ? Which would explain why a dwarf has a smaller dick than you, well maybe not, but you get the point.
A small dick relative to the size of the body for a tall guy should still be a decent size, of course it's the relation to the body that makes it look big/small.

>women
>think

Teehee.

But seriously, who fucking cares? If you've got big dick, good for you. If you don't, you should still go for women because the warm hole and LOVE apperently feel good so the possibility of a some girl with foul mouth and loose vjj laughing at you or whatever shouldn't stop you. People hurt each other but sometimes they don't and this is why connections are worth it.

>inb4 needle dick

Indeed I am.

Dunno, I have an 8 inch cock, jut under 6 inches when flaccid,

I'll leave you dicklets to worry about it and best thing is, I'm not even a nigger. I'm a pure blooded white celt.

Niggers BTFO

Again, [citation needed]. Dwarfs have regular sized dicks. There's no correlation.

People should have the ability to take care of their own sexual needs by themselves anyway. I'm sure doing it with someone else is great and all, but their ability to sexually satisfy you should come secondary to the actual love you feel for them. In fact it's pretty selfish to expect someone else to have the ability to sexually satisfy you.

No, it's not.

I'm nearly 6'3 with an 8 incher and people who have seen it have said it's massive, even when soft.

Sure if I was a manlet scum with a big dick it's look even bigger but if it's a BIG WHITE COCK already why bother being a manlet?

I agree, if dick size was so important women would prefer a dragon dildo to a real human bean as company for their life.

Does that mean you'd date a fat chick who'd kill your boner everytime you see her naked?

>Samantha is going to be riding my cock even though it is functionally equivalent because she is dumb slore.

No she won't because you look like a little baby at yours 6 feets

>It's an everyone anonymously claims to have an 8" dick thread

I thought I was average until I was told I was hung.

I thought I was an average six inches or something.

>only 8"
lol

The guy she was talking about had a 3 inch micropenis though

Fat woman here, even we have standards, if a guy comes up to me with a sub 8" dick, then I will laugh him in the face.
Don't even bother coming up to me with your micropenis, might as well chop it off

Sure she will. Because I will kick the shit out of 99% of white men, shorter or taller, and women love when you make the decision easy for them.

Men vastly over-estimate the average penis size because they watch way too much porn with huge-dick pornstars.

Average penis size in western countries is actually around 5.5 inches (14cm).

Remember lads, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. Any retard can have a 7" dong, but a skilled man keeps 'em coming back with his 5" piece.

Why do you have standards if you're fat?

That sounds like an awesome story bro

>girth being relevant
>when your dick is under 6 inches
Dicklet, get the fuck out of here

Incorrect.

Source: My dick

Have you ever had sex? It's not about a button you have to push that's logged in her vajayjay.

Because I can, i have like 15 beta orbiters

>Tfw 12 inches.

>mfw femanon
>sex with a 8'' dick
>almost die

fuck the media

I picked up some slut from the bar last night, and she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I put it in her ass 4 times, and punched her in the back of the head.

I feel sorry that you guys don't have my moves and skills.

It's makes sense for fat women to need larger cocks because there are like 5 inches of flubber that we need to push passed before we even get up in it.

A good body is literally the only thing women like you have going for them, and you ruined it. Good luck trying to find a real man.

>show written by gay men
>realistic portrayal of women

lol mad virgin detected.
i bet u get mad when you see a woman with a black man too, guess what i'm with a black man right now

And nothing of value has been lost, coalburner.

So what ? We're not talking about functionality here, you could probably have decent sex with your 4 incher fat dick, but not before getting laughed out of the room first.

enjoying your waifu pillow loser?
alpha fux beta bux

women are notoriously bad at estimating penis size. they think the average dick is 8 inches and if they ever saw a real 8 incher they'd probably think it was 10-12 in size.

Absolutely this. Women are notoriously bad at just about everything, so why should we take their word about something they only see in the dark when it's halfway down their throat?

>Bragging about being a fatass who fucks niggers
>Thinking you're somehow superior

Depends. How small is too small? Mine is barely 6 inches and I haven't heard any complaints.

>I DONT HAVE A SMALL PENIS, GURLZ JUST DONT KNOW ABOUT PENIS SIZES!!!!!
riiiight

>Implying women insult you to your face
Son, you have a lot to learn.

Just because they don't complain to your face doesn't mean they don't complain, user.

Thanks for the (you)'s

All me desu

>Listening to the most vain and conceited creatures on the planet.
C'mon, Sup Forums.

>Sup Forums talking about sex and women
Oh I am laffing

Makes no difference for me.

The thing is scientists have apparently nothing better to do than study this.
>big studies to find out if height, hand and/or feet size, ethnicity matters concerning dick size
>not at all
A dick is not a bone, so being taller doesn't mean that you have automatically a big dick. Same with women
>tall women have generally bigger and looser vags than small women
False as well

top kek
as if their stupid fucking smiles didn't give it away already

tfw no horsecock futa gf

itt - insecure manchildren

Women have preferences. Get over it. Some will like your tiny mushroom cock, others wont. If you left your room and dated more you might find someone who does.

Lesbians seem quite content with sex sans cock, so maybe take some pointers from them.

>A dick is not a bone

Nice try. Why do they call it a boner then? CHECK MATE.

>lesbians don't use dildos
Lmao

Nah man, lesbians still love the dick. They just want it to be purple, vibrating, and made from silicone.

well, just ask yourself

if size doesn't matter why are most dildos bigger than the average penis (I know, to hold it etc. but still)

to be desu there should just be a device thats a dildo and an onahole in one

Of course. You don't?

Because it's a bone in just about every other species of mammal?

I forget the name, but it sounds like Scott Bacula.

>femanon here

Becoming a mentally ill trap doesn't make you a femanon no matter how hard you try.

>confirmed for getting your info on lesbos from shitty porn.
time for you lads to grow up.

even if it were a universal truth. your imaginary gf wouldhave a vibrator bigger than you anyway. shed still fuck you though, because theres a difference.

Dawg, lesbians love their strapons and shit.

I'm not even kidding, go talk to one sometime. Just about all of their sex involves sex toys. Not all of it, but a lot of it.

why do small penis people always mad at women?

If you did you should know that not all men and all women are the same person.

>a lot of it
no. your fucking childish generalisations are the reason lesbian porn is so shite.

no idea

Guess all of the lesbians I know are huge liars. :\

I mean, eating each other out, and fingering one another would get pretty boring. I don't blame them for busting out the toys.

kek

you know south park predicted all this

they need someone to blame.

they need to make excuses.

...

Right there with you bro. I think anywhere in and around the 5 and a half to 6 inch mark is an acceptable penis.

>male writers think women think like this

Yeah right im 1.78 and one friend of mine 1.89 and the manlet friend of us with a height of 1.70 still has a bigger cock.
OF COURSE NOONE TELLS THE GIRLS THAT

I wish

>Been complimented on my dick size by every gf I've ever had.
>It's average in length and just above average in thickness.
The fuck?