Vaguely describe a video game, guess what it is

Vaguely describe a video game, guess what it is.

Like really Vague guys.

Since no one got it in the last one

>town gets buttfucked
>you and your BFF join military because those motherfuckers gotta pay
>BFF gets ancient superpowers
>game is essentially EZ mode at this point
>kill bad guy
>marry BFF, settle down and have a baby

>FUCKING LIGHTS AND COLORS EVERYWHERE
>Boss simulator

>you're a piece of shit
>move
>still a shithead but you justify it

>the devil, so evil, I know, I bent its cage

>wait is finally over
>fuck this music sucks
>when do I get the robot

>pass ball
>pass ball
>pass ball
>shoot, miss, repeat.

>roll around
>best friends are a rock, a rapper, a skeleton and a buff guy
>sit on a chair
>win

> play hide and seek
> beat game
> be sad
> play hide and seek again
> beat game again
> be happy

>better than nothing

alpha one

Dark Souls

Dishonored

Pong

>kill people for cash, there is a bigger conspiracy going on.

>cyborg ninja with an alternate personality cuts up other cyborgs

>under aged girls fight monsters.

>People were offended by it
>Friend is bad guy
>Best game company ever made

>kill people
>masks

ez

Heavy Rain?

Angry guy kills literally everything

Kid Chamelon

Dragon Age: Inquisition?

>Guest is being a shithead
>Invite them to swim
>Take ladder away
>See you in hell asshole

Nah

Hotline Miami

god of war

>Be drunk man
>Get booze every night
>Try your hardest to drink yourself to death

>Game eating children
>hats=power

Xenoblade?

Small/baby crocodile

Ds2

>kill brother for trying to steal your magical necklace
>crazy slutbitch on motorbike 24/7 kills her daddy because he won't accept her
>spend the entire day killing demons and having boss fights

>you're a living balloon thing with hands and feet, but no arms or legs
>had some 3-D games that were eh, real shit is 2-D
>collect lightning bugs
>platform and shit
>punch guys
>save the blue people

the sims

Payday 2

Payday?

>gem faggots hates furries
>if you want it you should put a ring on it

Nope.

>go to asylum
>camera
>batteries
>crazy spooky shit
>dies

Not even close

If someone got this in the last one, I missed it.
Someone already guessed dark.
>>vampires
>>Jesus Christ, you actually made it out of the tutorial?
>>RAGE QUIT midway through first level, this shit is arbitrarily hard.

life.

Infamous

Tf2

Yup, disappointment of the year for me...

>Its on ps2

Gta sa?

...

>Be cat
>Use time powers
>Fight retarded pigs
>Use a fucking vacuum cleaner as a weapon

>in a maze
>oh shit there's ghosts

Devil may cry?

Killer Seven

Sims?

DMC3

>get to train station with fat fuck
>fuck it up
>all you had to do is follow the damn train
>rinse and repeat

dmc 3

outlast?

outlast

Not Dark Souls.

Another, very obvious hint.
>radioactive
>chair

no

hatred

Absolutely, but still need the name of the game

Too easy?

Outlast

Rayman

yes
no
no

turns out other games have masks too lol

Correct

Rayman, the first 3D one was alright

I said vague you dumb cuck

No
>Hint: The plot of the game actually involves a video game trapping children. I wasn't speaking metaphorically.

nope

Max Fucking Payne man!

Outlast

Hatred there game for kids who collect melee weapons and listen to metal

Outlast

Croc?

Ray-Man
next

sonic the hedgehog

>moms dead
>dads gone
>gotta find him
>what the fuck?

Hatred

manray

>arrive in foreign country to spread moms ashes
>sit in chair for 20 minutes
>spread ashes
>beat game

Very. Never even played and I know you speak of nuclear thrones now

croc

>alien farts
>alien captives giggle

Payday

>Father/Mother kidnaps you
>Find out later
>Confront
>Kicked out of town
>Find way to clear name

Blinx: The Time Sweeper

Yeah, saw it in the previous thread. No idea, but I want it.

ghouls and goblins?

>garbage
>new release every year
>14 year olds

>fall off buildings wearing toe shoes

yes

far cry 4

>space
>black guy
>bitch
>Guys I just wanna go home :(

Yep

Far Cry 4

got it

you can craft and mine shit

Add a clue!
>SAVE A LITTLE GIRL
>Her ghost stalks you forever

Wasd to move your ass
Lmb to shoot a nigga
Steal a bike