OFFICIAL TEXAS RANGERS (52-31) @ BOSTON RED SOX (44-37) GAMETHREAD

happy fourth of july everyone! let's celebrate by watching some baseball!

is anyone going to watch the game lol?

COME ON PORK

>People complaining about Sandoval's weight

Holy FUCK Fielder is fucking huge.

yo fuck that guy who hates on based Beltre

I wish Rick wasn't so shit

Thought that was gone

LE FAT MAN SPEED

>that Fielder hustle
lmao

well gg Rangers maybe our starters won't shit the bed this early tomorrow

I hate this shit

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>Nick Martinez

not so fast Boston, you'll definitely get your chance

Reminds me of that game a couple of years ago when the Rangers won 16-2 or some shit like that

hehe it's funny that it happens every game though it's sort of like a meme

>tfw we can dump stroshit on boston for some juicy prospects this year

Reminds me of every game the Based Cuckler doesn't start.

any stats on how many runs Red Sox starters have given up in the first inning this season?

c-comeback time

what did he mean by this

fuck you grapes

there's a player the sox don't have named kevin durant and a player they do have named rick porcello (he's starting today)

Based Profar splits

Why didn't Dave sign Kevin Durant?

probably because hes not a baseball player

yes but where has traditional thinking gotten this club these past couple years

fair he's probably a better pitcher than clay buchholz

dongs?

is the game in the balance here

oooh baby

No JBJ will do the silly RISP meme

Feels dirty having to cheer for the >rags

Dammit Nick

he stood there and waited for the call on that second ball four

is this that 'shade' black people do

>both teams pitchers falling apart in the first
Feels good watching some fireworks on fourth of july

THROW

STRIKES

>RISP

F*CK OFF HOLT YOU'RE DONE IN THIS TOWN YOU BRAIN DAMAGED RETARD

No he was legitimately concerned the ump would go full retard again.

i think he was just being cheeky
not making the sox any friends with the ump but he was right it was outside

this game is over

>It's an UMPBALL episode

Oh for fucks sake

what the hell is butterfield telling john over there. good luck in the job search?

Jays have been getting fucked by umpball but Boston seems to get it even worse.

Fuck Jew York.

god shut the FUCK up already!!!! i don't want to listen to this!!!!

please don't encourage our whining

are Boston and Dallas bros?

Not when you losers steal our game threads

What went wrong?

no but we had funny game threads last series

good job sandy (girl's name)

Should sandy Leon start the all star game

Not resigning Lester but instead throwing more money out to big name pitchers who can't actually pitch in Boston

Not resigning Lester or Rich Hill

Just got in ti see Mookie ribbed what happened to porcello?

>Jew York screws us again

i thought it was foul lol good call

>Jew York

These hats look awful who cleared that design?

6 aces

Why is this allowed? Why is Toronto absolutely butt fucked?

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We changed the emblem from that to just twi sox

Seriously that emblem is fantastic

>Baseball

>whole family named Roughned

Third worlders are ficking idiots

Did Pepe guy move to Canada?

oh damn that is one happy family

did anyone see that happy family

Darvish when

good papi

This has to be Ortiz's best year so far and he's 40. Its bananas

I still think theres an extreme chance hes gonna hit a wall soon

>it's bananas
it's hgh

good manny

Is Hanley officially out of the slump?

We are used to it. MLB hates the Jays. MLB made every weekday home game a 4:00 start for the playoffs last year.

his feet are all fucked up, he needs to take days off ever other game

still no power

I knew four in the first wouldn't be enough

doubles power is still power

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HOLT .45 BABY

HE CONCUSSED THAT BALL

OMFG

>letting Brock the Cock take you deep

Thank you based Brock Holt

poor retarded brock holt

Memeway Park

THIS

Good lord those hats fucking suck.

sandy lol it's still a girls name i guess that's what you call hitting like a girl :)

Holy fuck what is going on with Sandy?

Leon holy shit

Memeway Park

That beard of his is glued on.

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How in the fuck is Christian Vazquez the starting catcher?

Based Red Sox!

>RAGS

Houston is and always will be a shithole

>rags
>Cowshits

he might be sent down very soon actually.

pretty much this

looool nice swing