Rekt thread!!

rekt thread!!

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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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K

lol shut up faggot, let me like what I like.

>drowning after two seconds
They asked for it.

terrible cinematography they couldnt even set up go pros under water

>I don't even know where the fuck to begin
Neither do I, but I know where not to begin... In the stale pasta bin.

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>Filenamr

what the fuck!?

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enjoy the show cuckleberry finn

>namr

you need to watch the vieo with sound for it to be funny

Link!?

luckily his neck broke his fall

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Checked since these summerfags dont know how to.

You like Rock music?
We do.

Now I personally like.... fuckin... Dave Matthews Band and shit

Wow... instant death... and if by some MIRACLE he lived...? He's paralyzed forever. Goddamn, what a dumb asshole.

>gotta check em all!
Fucking summerfags.

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=r5DIniuGQq0

gtfo

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same fucking old shit everyone has seen is every fucking rekt thread.

How?

>m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=r5DIniuGQq0
>m.youtube.com
>m.y


Yeah I dont think Im gonna trust that link.

post something or stfu

The chair gets me everytime. ylyl

M is for mobile...

Wasted trip dubs.

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>someone posted from their phone
>can't trust

never seen a mobile phone link before?

m.youtube.com is literally just youtube when you browse it with your phone ya dingus

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He actually doesnt give a fuck about war, just sitting here relaxing

its youtube, which is a safe site.

THat is fucking glorious. finding it now have to see more.

you ever been so high

youtube.com/watch?v=38Y3HuGDUrs

They were attempting to use hippie magic force-fields to defend against attack.

Daenerys!

kewl

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

no very hawt

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i tell you what brother

Boy its getting summery

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moar rekt pls

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racist train

Will somebody please rekt my asshole?

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he literally fucked that kids brains out..sad :(

m stands for mobile you moron
obviously too young to own a phone

definitely summer

heh

I would if you lived near me.

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>all these newfags replying to bait
>waaaaa summer
Fuck this board.

It's an inverted infrared camera. Every heat radiating thing is black in this image.
Conversely, cold things like stone or Hillary Clinton appear white.

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Dude got stoned and baked

source??? or more of this girl??

You don't understand how domains work.

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with weapons

good work user

>when your sim spots a roach and everyone joins in on the freakout.

lost

this isn't YLYL right?

That's not cool. Just because he plays an asshole of a character in a show, he shouldn't be branded for it. Stupid dog.

Islam. This shows the peacefulness of their shitty little religion.

anyone know the story on this? got it from the last Rekt thread

I think this happened in my hometown. He tried to sue the police department. Don't know what came of it, though.

fuck me. why diamonds?

they had cams underwater. you can see it in the full video

The way to survive this is to kiss the other guys and suck out their air.

story?

moar of her?

Does anyone have the cwebm of 2 guys fighting on the ground and a third guy in orange jummps on on of the two that are fighting

Ok I got a few questions.. I understand that "Heaven" is a troll and he is just trying to annoy people and trick them in to doing things, but are you a human or a robot? I know there is a lot of code makers on this website but how the hell do you post so much to different people? It's really clever so I was wondering if you could teach me how you do it then maybe I could make a guy called Hell and he could be really nice like opposites lol? Heaven and Hell would be cool.. it could be a new meme? I know that reddit normally makes the memes but Sup Forums could be the reason behind this one, as long as I get some credit for it (my name is Nicholas but my friends call me Nasty). So if you are a coder maybe you can help me out, I can give you my email and we can chat on msn if you have got it, or maybe there is something more 'leet' we can use haha! By the way I have another question about proxies, what do they do? I downloaded one but my norton was blocking it so I had to uninstall it, then I installed it but it kept saying error now I don't know what to do with it, I know I need to use a proxy when I look at porn so I don't get arrested but apart from that what else is it good for? I heard something about using a tour for the deepweb, is it like a guided tour or what? I understand this is probably way too much to answer in just one thread so maybe tell me your email and we can chat a bit. Okay thanks man, looking forward to hearing from you, peace Sup Forumsrother.

I'll admit it, i fucking cannot get off on anything besides interracial porn. I fucking love interracial porn, the idea of an interracial relationship makes my chest feel heavy and i get a heart boner from seeing 2 different colors having a union and mixing. That said BLACKED and all cuckold shit fucking sucks and i only like raw bareback Amateur interracial porn, i hate professional interracial porn because its just slutty and fake. I like watching 2 different species in love with each other, like they're not naturally suppose to be together but somehow through raw instinct / emotion they somehow ended up going against the natrual order and they're now fucking.

I forgot to mention im not white im actually a spic. I mostly watch black man / white woman because everytime i type in "amatuer Latino on white interracial" i get "my wife fucks black guy" cuckold bullshit. My favorite interracial are Latino / White for both ways. I love seeing our women throwing themselves at Aryan men then getting their brown pussy fucked and used by a superior white guy who is just using this brown pussy as a fleshlight as if he has first rights to the most attractive brown women and i also love the idea of a Aryan goddess showing affection a lowly, sub-human spic with her god-like beauty, a snow-white body wrapping around a brown peasants spic, just blessing him with her whiteness is hot as fuck.

This shit really is a bad fetish, all i fucking want in life is cuck my sisters to white guy and marry a snow-pale aryan girl and live out my weird fetishes with my interracial family

>mfw watching TV and OP comes into the room wearing his "get shit done" work clothes and a little pink toot-toot skirt
>mfw OP puts his hand out like a little kid and ask me if he could please have some cum-cum
>mfw if i say no and dont give OP cum-cum he gets mad like a little brat and stomps on the ground while whining in a high pitched hum
>mfw it freaks me the fuck out but its kinda funny lol
>mfw i end up pulling my pants down and jerk my rugged, musky, spicy spic burrito meat off while OP cups his little boy hands out with the biggest smile on his face
>mfw OP is trying his concentrating his hardest on staying quiet while i rub my dick's goatee against his little nose
>mfw when OP takes a wimph of my dick goatee and tells me it smells like christamas morning as i rub my cock with my leathery and dirty grim guarderner hands
>mfw i cum in OP's little cupped hand and once im finished OP licks my cum from his hand
>mfw OP, with a nasty white cum droplet on his cheek, hugs himself and while moaning "MMM" proclaiming that was the best load he's every had the pleasure or tasting
>mfw i tell OP to get the fuck out of my house because he's such a huge disgusting faggot that his faggot aura was corrupting my soul
>mfw OP, yes im talking to YOU OP who is reading this post, ask me for a banana to shove up his ass
>mfw i tell him no and demand he leave before i called the cops
>mfw OP leaves but not before shoving my remote control up his ass and skipping out the door
>mfw OP skips with my big black remote control propping out his ass
>mfw i watch OP trips in the middle of the street and a car runs him over
>mfw i start laughing hysterically

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DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The cuck is strong with this one

Let's get one thing straight. There's nothing gay about being a furry. I've been with the same woman for fourteen years and have been a furry for the last eighteen. Not once have I gone down on another furry and thought myself any less of a furfag. There are billions of furries in the world and they are all proud to be wearing fursuits twenty four hours a day. I got no problem dressing as a furry and sucking my bro fur dick and have never received any hesitation when I ask another furry to do the same. It's just common courtesy and nothing to be made fun of.

dat ass thou

damn she wouldn't been fine

dey jus sat der nd watch an skrub git rekt by an MLG playur

>hold on the front part of a train
>another train comes from other direction but on the same track
>2 SECONDS UNTIL THEY COLLIDE
>BLOODY_SMASH.webm

>race war starts
>force to join my side
>come across white hipster upper class family refugees trying to flee and shoot them
>only white girl
>betray my brothers and gun them all down
>keep white girl for myself
>go inside a rubble building and tie her up
>dress her up in a beatiful white wedding dress
>constantly do her hair and play with it or smell it
>tell her to call me racial slurs while she holds me or else i'll rape her
>make her say white people stuff "Like oh my goddddd like oh my godddd like i need a pickle right now w t f " while i jerk off in the corner
>would make a shrine to keep her in
>would worship her and call her my aryan goddess and talk to her daily saying how i worship her whiteness
>would try to kill as much people as i can and bring their heads as offerings to her saying i killed them for her
>i dont care how scared, confused or horrified she is i'll treat her like she's my queen
>i wouldn't rape or her but i'd cuddle with her against her will and occasionally kiss her on the cheek and rarely on the lip
>keep doing this in my corner of the race war until someone comes and kills me
I just want you guys to know this is the shit thats going down in a race war.

It's still gay, not in the homo way, but more in the South Park "fag" terminology like they called the biker gang.

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wow that made me pretty upset

thank you USA for the freedom