You're in a cubicle and suddenly this cock sticks through the wall

You're in a cubicle and suddenly this cock sticks through the wall.

What do you do with it? :)

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Did the dick Cum yet like in the picture?

How could that cock suddenly apear through the wall the. Tie itself down with a rope?

Because Obama care

>put my neighbor's fedora on it
>stroke it a bit
>let jizz soak into fedora
>repeat a few times
>give back fedora
>watch atheism euphoria rise
>?????
>profit

Nice. Now I haz a place to hang my fedora

Report to HR that a magic Dick has somehow frown out of my Office Cubicle and that its interrupting my work flow.

Kneel down. Look up. Take it into my throat...

Wouldn't you?

Someone from HR will be down to suck it soon.

Leave the Apple Store

Split it down the middle vertically, then chew on his balls.

Underrated post

samefag

something like that happened to me once. It was the first time i ever sucked a cock

No it isn't nigger

Hahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahaha stupid homo

Put hand sanitizer on it and set it alight

hahahahahahahahahAHAHAHhaha stupid hetero

wrap my lips around it and move my head backwards and forwards repeatedly

HADUKEN

bite it

punt the shit out of it

Called out and failed miserably

there's literally nothing wrong with using apple products

Suck it. Come visit gaygen

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if the dude was uncut, i'd play with it out of curiosity. no homo

ur gay

Kek

Probably jerk it off if it's uncut, I don't know wtf to do with cut dicks

Id love to watch my girl suck it

>gently touch tip with index finger
>punch those nuts as hard as I fucking can

Staple it

Slurp up all the cum/pre.

Stand up on the water and jump on it

You're doing it wrong. The dick is coming out of the Apple store. The correct response is: "find a cubicle that isn't adjacent to an Apple store".