You're in a cubicle and suddenly this cock sticks through the wall.
What do you do with it? :)
You're in a cubicle and suddenly this cock sticks through the wall.
What do you do with it? :)
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Did the dick Cum yet like in the picture?
How could that cock suddenly apear through the wall the. Tie itself down with a rope?
Because Obama care
>put my neighbor's fedora on it
>stroke it a bit
>let jizz soak into fedora
>repeat a few times
>give back fedora
>watch atheism euphoria rise
>?????
>profit
Nice. Now I haz a place to hang my fedora
Report to HR that a magic Dick has somehow frown out of my Office Cubicle and that its interrupting my work flow.
Kneel down. Look up. Take it into my throat...
Wouldn't you?
Someone from HR will be down to suck it soon.
Leave the Apple Store
Split it down the middle vertically, then chew on his balls.
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samefag
something like that happened to me once. It was the first time i ever sucked a cock
No it isn't nigger
Hahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahaha stupid homo
Put hand sanitizer on it and set it alight
hahahahahahahahahAHAHAHhaha stupid hetero
wrap my lips around it and move my head backwards and forwards repeatedly
HADUKEN
bite it
punt the shit out of it
Called out and failed miserably
there's literally nothing wrong with using apple products
Suck it. Come visit gaygen
if the dude was uncut, i'd play with it out of curiosity. no homo
ur gay
Kek
Probably jerk it off if it's uncut, I don't know wtf to do with cut dicks
Id love to watch my girl suck it
>gently touch tip with index finger
>punch those nuts as hard as I fucking can
Staple it
Slurp up all the cum/pre.
Stand up on the water and jump on it
You're doing it wrong. The dick is coming out of the Apple store. The correct response is: "find a cubicle that isn't adjacent to an Apple store".