Joke of the tournament

is there a more undeserved team in the semis ever?

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Brazil 2014

>7-1

>1-2

>colonial nation talking shit about its superior overlord episode

based Portugal would end u in penalties

Rekt

Come on brazil, you're asking for it

except brazil actually won their games
lel

except when they lost 7-1 to the only good team.

this is personal for the Brazilian isn't it

7:1

Sou Tuga, amigo.

except pepe le shitman and gaynaldo le gay icon.

why brazil is obcessed with portugal everytime?

leave us alone

NOTICE ME -POOR- DAD

Portugal stfu. If anything Brazil owns portugal. Britain and Spain may have gotten cucked out of all their colonial american holdings but at least they didn't have to move their ENTIRE FUCKING MONARCHY to the US or Mexico just because their shitty government couldn't hold itself together.

>superior overlord
get real faggot

USA Mexico Brazil > UK Spain Portugal

BTFO
HOLY SHIT

BABOONTURGAL ABSOLUTELY BTFO

what you call brazil today was portugal at the time

i dont see the problem

you would still be sacrificing chickens to the sun god and eating human hearts if we werent invading you, so have some respect amerifat

that's better fucking smallpox you filthy spic

Go pay your student depts you lard ass. Why are you even posting on a sports board if your weight is bigger than your double dubs in your retarded ass unit system.

>portugal moved their monarchy to portugal

what did he mean by this?

>7-1
Monkey please

>I-I-I p-prefer winter s-sports

Thanks for taking the time to type in English on this chinese cartoon image board muhammad.

They wouldn't have even gotten out of the group stage if they didn't get absolutely ridiculous refball against Croatia in the opening game

>he doesn't know the history of his own country
Embarrassing

>"german" banter

Aren't you supposed to be praying toward Mecca right now

i thought our literacy rate was lower

>W-W-W-We love football but we're pretty shit at it

since when are so many portugese on Sup Forums btw

Yeah fucking WALES

>I-I-I d-don't know shit about football b-but I will shitpost about it a-anyway

Why are brazilians so salty on the internet? The few ones i met in real life were bros and nice.

Because The internet Never Forgets and 7-1 will always be remembered KEKEKEKEK

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At least BRs have 5 world cups to cry over, what does portugal have?

literally this

a country

Lmao that you think Portugal is in better than shape Brazil.

kek let he dream

Brazil is literally a 3rd world country. We're not 3rd world country and it doens't matter how many memes you have read on Sup Forums

I have never seen a gun in my life. Never. And I live in a shitty suburb.

Brazil has more rich and middle class than poortugal so I'd say they're better off. The favelas are a by-product of slavery having only been banned in like 1884 because the effects of slavery are typically very long lasting and are the root cause of massive slum population.

Brazil > Poortugal

Brazil is at least relevant in the economy. The only thing Portuguese are good for is lobster fishing in Maine.

>Brazil has more rich

i should tell norway they are poorer than india

D-DELETE THIS

>friendlies
we defeated spain 4-0 in a friendly

you've never defeated us in a world cup

You should.

At least India does something useful for the rest of world like providing doctors and cheap tech support

>world cup
you mean the cup we have won 5 (five, as multiple times) ?
???
you are a joke

>At least India does something useful for the rest of world
s/rest of world/USA

Claro que sim. Leva lá a bicicleta, não deixes que te a roubem.

you are not my son

it's a cancerous newfag from Sup Forums

Why are Portuguese so salty on the internet? The few ones i met in real life were poor and nice.

Madrid in champions league every year

But, I'm not salty. I love your bunda :3

Why so salty?

2016 portugal would get rekt by 2014 brazil. not that fake ass copa america brazil we saw at the centartario, the real brazil.

portugal literally took the most pathetic path to a semifinal any team has ever taken. their group and bracket was easy as shit and they still haven't won a game.

B-but I love bunda... and picanha...

at least we didn't need refball like Brazil.

beat croatia with refball
draw with mexico
draw with chile
beat colombia with refball.

We got two clear penalties already denied against us. vs croatia and poland

but brazil made a salty thread about portugal

portugal doesnt give a shit about brazil

>portugal doesnt give a shit about brazil
I can see that in this thread.

wow, you're delusional

>delusional
portuguese people in a nutshell

You are.

Croatia were considered the best team of the tournament before our match. 2016 Poland is pretty much on the same level as that shit tier 2014 brazil. Go ask england if iceland is easy

dirty chicano. even bulgaria is better than you. 200 milion people and you suck

check op's flag wenderlei bananinha da silva

Why so salty bro?

You dumb bitch. Brazil WAS Portugal. It was just an extension of our territory. We just moved the headquarters.

Why so salty bro?

pretty much one of the most self aware posters on Sup Forums. brazilians are the ones always trying to show how white they are

Except they literally won 1-0 against Croatia.

>ameriretards

stop being salty ;_;

kek, we provide some of the best workers. Our emmigrants that went to france many years ago, build massive fortunes.

because i want to

Why so salty bro?

American here.

While though portugese and brazilian people are both spics, I prefer portugese.

>its a wetbacks argue with beaners thread

Both of you are shitskins

Sup Forums is a cancerous shithole, you and your newfag brazilian friend should go back there

We're white. Some of our ancestors are norwegian vikings. through our father's blood we're aryan race and nazis till we die

>lack of sources

pls mercy on us big strong american

im white

happy 4th of July greatest country in the world :3

Countries cucked by History rankings

1 eternal GOAT. Spain
2. Portugal
3. Greece
4. Turkey
5. Argentina

8998. Italy
8999. France
9000. Germany
9001. England/UK
9002. United States
900001. China

lol Fuck off you massive assburger spic.

At least they've played some decent teams. France are more undeserving they've played: Romania, Albania, Switzerland (best team they played) Ireland and Iceland, and their fans think its in the bag.

Croatia wouldve Merked em lol

>this mad

Why so salty bro?

No shit, it's your wife's son.

Because I know behind that computer is a black/mexican guy pretending to be American, probably obese, calling us the spics.

Doesn't feel right.

>blacks
>wasting their time shitposting on an anime imageboard

nah

Based Portugal with their leader CR7 deserved it. Also
>7-1

>17

you are not even a country

he is not even brazilian you dingus

croatia is shit and they couldn't beat them in 90 minutes.

portugal has the best player on the continent and they STILL SUCK

portugal sucks so much that we still didn't lose a match

typical inbred redneck, can't count

You stupid shit.. I'm 51 years old, have already gone through all this stupid developmental bullshit you dumb fucks are apparently going through, have had dozens of relationships, was even married and divorced, and not IDGAF about any of it and just want to ride my goddamned bike (bike racer on a semi-pro team) and never mind all this relationshit.. but I've been there, done that, have the scars to prove it, can go into any bar anywhere on the face of this rediculous Earth and strike up a conversation with anyone of any gender, BECAUSE I HAVE GODDAMNED SOCIAL SKILLS, and I'm a decent looking dude, and I'm NOT FAT anymore, and I have a goddamned sense of humor.. and apparently none of you young dumb fucks have any idea what I'm talking about, you're all so goddamned focused on talking SHIT that you can't conceive of anything else! I swear to GOD (that I don't even fucking believe in, that's how incredulous I am!) that there's no cure for your own bullshit other than TIME and EXPERIENCE, assuming you dumb shits even live that long! GET A FUCKING CLUE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

..and YES, I'M FUCKING RANTING! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!

Brazilians don't dare quote this post because their ending digits will be 71

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SIGA CARALHO JA SO FALTAM 2