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GW would make a good basketball player. 6 foot 8 and weighed a fucking ton.

Is an President an athlete?

JUST

explain indefinite citizen detention without trial to G-Wash

>he gives rights to terrorists

the founding fathers were terrorists

the Boston tea party is the British 9/11

they were freedom fighters you stupid wop

its only terrorism if you lose

It's terrorism if it's against America. Founding fathers fought for our rights

he was making a joke you fucking stifflers. you have to be 18 to post here.

George Washington literally washed his hands with the brains of a dead British general.

He is alpha as fuck and doesn't care about your faggoty Geneva convention

I wonder what the "founding fathers" of the USA would think of today's USA?

(((You)))
>be
>get

>6 foot 8
>implying

"A shit"

>losing the top free agent pick of the season to France

ishygddt

he was probably thinking of Lincoln, although he was only 6'4", which is still super tall in the 1800's

Kek, I didn't know Lincoln was a manlet

Look up James Madison's height and weight

GW was 6 foot 2 in 1776 which adjusted for inflation is 8 foot 9.

>5'4"
>100 lbs

AHAHAHAH FUCKING MANLETS

JUST

what a BITCH

And on the other hand you have based Taft who was 6'0" and 330 lbs. Dude could play DT for the Redskins if he wanted.

It's from a YouTube video

Taft wasn't a good 330. Taft could barely walk.

The founding fathers were
>slave owners
>sexist, against womens' right to vote
>religious & conservative
>all in good shape

Today's USA is
>ruled by a black man, a descendant of people who were seen as property of white people by the founding fathers
>women have equal rights to men
>USA is the porn capital of the world and has the biggest "slut culture" in the world
>homosexuals are allowed to marry
>average Americans are overweight and completely out of shape

They would probably apologize and give the country back to the Brits, but then realize that the Brits are almost just as bad nowadays and then just give it back to the Natives.

he used to own niggers like you.

>manlet with little man syndrome owns slaves because it's the only thing he can control in his life
Makes sense.

>good shape
James Madison was literally an emaciated manlet. Being 5'4 is one thing but 5'4 and 100 lbs is literal child tier.

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he was the president you dumb ass porch monkey.

You can become president but you can never unbecome a manlet

you just got triggered cause i made a joke about james madison, reflect on your self please

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>lbs

I don't know what that means, but he looks fit enough.

You don't know what hides underneath all those clothes, maybe a cheeky sixpack.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ENGLEL LOST AGAIN WHEN WILL THE EMPIRE EVER RECOVER

but your millenial black twitter isn't funny, and you're talking shit about the guy who wrote the constitution on independence day. your generation needs to be rounded up and gassed tb.h

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Most of the founders wouldn't even get elected today. They don't have TV presence.
Jefferson couldn't do public speeches
Adams looked like a troll
Madison was short

He got sloppy seconds on office after all his friends had their turns running the show. Real elections for office that werent the foundif fathers passing the buck didn't start until around the 1820s/1830s.

Madison was like the little brother that finally got to use the hand me down bike that his big brothers built. They were only friends with the guy because he had money anyway.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

it's 45 kilos

he's a man in a child's body, he would never get elected in modern society with TV and photographs because nobody could respect or vote for a man that tiny

>he's coming
>he's coming
>he's coming

I'm 26, which is likely older than you. Working a full time job, paying more in tax than you earn, and my grandfather was in the D-Day invasion in ww2.

Shut the fuck up, you autist.

>implying

>Passing the buck
The elections of 1796 and 1800 were brutal. It wasn't guys just saying "Okay now it's yours"

He's only 45kg, germany. He was a very small man.

>26
>my "grandfather" was in the D-Day invasion

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Has Britain ever recovered?

Based Jefferson was the GOAT POTUS

>26
>grandfather in WW II

I'm 24 and both of my grandfathers were born during the war....

Are you lying?

Oh shit, okay, that's very embarrassing for a grown adult I guess...

my dad was born in 1958 and my grandfather was born in 1926, funny how you called me black when you are confused that my family didnt spit babies out at age 16

Imagine the shitposting on Sup Forums if it existed during the Revolution

His dad was probably a baby boomer that had a child well into his old age.

have a (you)

nope, you're younger than me. you were barely out of puberty when this site went online so you probably shouldn't assume things about other users.

They were called Newspapers dipshit

>1776
>taking orders from manlet Madison
SHIGGY FUCKING DIGGY
Washington is one thing, but I ain't doing shit if Madison's name stays on that document.

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>Cornwallis

>muh grandfather

this is absolutely pathetic considering you are from a generation which themselves have been fighting two war for 15 years

I actually served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Stop claiming the glory of your grandfather, its pathetic. Fight your own wars or shut your fucking mouth you pussy.

It did

>he wasn't here

i wouldnt be proud of serving in iraq or afghanistan, and i didnt have to go to the military because i didn't come from a poor family like you.

my family actually did the american thing and built on their success every generation.

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FLAG

History began July 4th 1776, everything that happened before then was completely irrelevant

How do you feel about the war in Iraq in hindsight?

I mean, the war was pretty much pointless and, if anything, made everything worse.

Are you angry at Bush for having sent you there?

>listening to mini Madison
Next you'll expect me to bend a knee to my wench's brood!

>all those assumptions

I come from a white upper class family, I drove a BMW in high school.

The real American thing is doing your duty and following in the footsteps of the people who came before you and provided freedom for you, so you can in turn do the same for those who will come after.

We need "Starship Troopers" legislation in this country, if you don't want to serve, you don't want to be a citizen and you don't deserve the same rights as those who do.

we send ourselves to wars we don't live under a dictatorship. him or some of the guys he served with probably killed people who raped children and strapped them to bombs. so it wasn't all pointless.

>served
>Iraq and Afghanistan
Those are wars. We are occupying desert land and letting soldiers die to roadside bombs. There is no concrete army that we are fighting against.

pussy

*aren't

>Provided freedom
Stop. They were people bitching about taxes.

you served military contracting companies and other elites in iraq, you didn't do anything aside from risking your life to fill someone's pockets who looked at you as a disposable resource

being proud of doing that is anti american, to be honest.

underrated

Fuck off pussy

Nobody in the military when I was in really gave a shit about "LEL BUSH LIED BUSH DID 9/11" or any other political shit. You don't really fight in a war because you believe in the cause, when you are in the shit you fight for the guys to the left and to the right of you. It's about killing the enemy before they can kill you and your friends, the political shit is just bullshit. Also, most guys couldn't wait to go overseas and when they return they can't wait to go back, you just want to do the job you trained for and not wait around in the states and do nothing all day.

>thousands of French killed so we could ultimately let their people live in a fucking swamp

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>Can't refute what he said
>Y..you're a pppussy!!!

>He believes in blind loyalty to the nation

>presented with facts
>gets confused and enraged

i'd respect anyone who signed up to put their boots on the ground in isis controlled areas, but im not going to give respect to someone who acts like they did something noble in iraq, you can fuck right off

But they also killed a lot of these children and the people who are raping and bombing people are still over there and stronger than ever.

Doesn't seem like a worthy cause to be losing thousands of your own countrymen 2bh

there was no draft, if you went to war you either believed in the cause or you wanted a job.

This is the most fedora post I've read in quite some time.

They're literally rolling in their graves as we type senpai

>the political shit is just bullshit
if i risked my life for the ends that surfaced in the aftermath i would close my ears and eyes to it as well.

The French did nothing in the war m8

Except it basically was considering that the American people had no idea who the hell was actually in office. All they knew is that it was some guy who was a "founding father" and they rolled with it. There was no media presence like there was in even the 1850s.
There is no proof that those elections were anymore brutal than some guys sitting around at the capital arguing over who gets to sit in office next.

not fedora at all, i love america, but i dont blindly support everything that my country does.

if everyone had your mentality throughout america's history we would be a lot worse off.

nah not really, everyone joined for different reasons

some guys were poor as fuck and just wanted a steady paycheck

some guys wanted the free college

some guys were just mouthbreathers who though war would be fun

a very small percentage had a political motive

all that shit flew out the window the first day they set foot in a combat zone though, no matter why they joined, nobody fought for free college, they fought for their brothers

if you never served, you will never understand. in war, there is ever only 1 motive for the soldier, to keep himself and his comrades alive. this is the only thing a warrior has ever truly fought for.

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>Adams'camp putting out the fact Jefferson fucked Slaves

Yeah okay just ignore the facts and every historian ever. People did read newspapers. Jackson/Quincy Adams was also brutal

Greater than Napoleon!
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USA USA USA USA USA

It's not wrong. The Iraq and Afghanistan wars literally do not fit the definition of "war". We are just occupying countries and letting our soldiers get blown apart by minefields every now and then.
Half the time the mines aren't even ones that were set up as active threats for US soldiers. They are leftover mines left in fields from previous middle east conflicts, the same ones that kill the kids that go play outside in those countries.

>this is the only thing a warrior has ever truly fought for
This is why KD joined the Warriors

would have been a worthy cause if the Democrats didn't go on another media campaign to pull out troops before we were finished, like they did during Vietnam. sway the public opinion by covering up the fact that we found WMD manufacturing materials in Iraq. make it look like we were losing the war when we were actually 5 years away from returning Iraq's military into a self-sufficient force. now they have to do things on their own for the most part and while it is working, it's slower and bloodier than it should be.

>Muh brothers
>Muh warriors
Stop. You fight for no purpose now. Haven't since 1945

That webm kinda reminds me of your average Black Metal video 2bh fampai.

>paycheck
>college
>mouthbreathers
So the other poster is right. It's either political mouth breather shit or you wanted a paycheck.
Also it's not a war.

kind of confusing why france of all countries would be talking shit about the american revolution

Napoleon lost and died like a bitch.