You have a gun to your head and one phone call. If they answer you die. If they don't you live. Who are you calling?
You have a gun to your head and one phone call. If they answer you die. If they don't you live. Who are you calling?
myself
NOICE
...
My brother.
Ghostbusters.
But in all seriousness, Comcast. They never pick up.
Us airways customer service
My father, he never picks up cus he is kill
911
I don't wish to live anymore.
my dealer cuz he never answers his goddamn phone
There's some drain cleaner under the sink and a diabetic needle in the bathroom
>tl;dr kys
Grandmum.
She picks up before the first ring. Goddamn unnerving.
telling someone to kill themself is illegal what if they actually did it and died you can be arrest
Social Security Administration
Sure they have a call back option, but you're LITERALLY on hold with them for an hour+ before a representative picks up the phone.
for some reason i love this gif,its so calm
Same, same exact problem
To be serious, My GF
I'll pray instead. Let's see how that goes
Dog. hopefully my education in internet pop culture gets me out of it, you dip.
This guy. I deserve to feel the pain of thinking I'm saved, only to be horribly crushed.
Came here to post this
Gf