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balkanlars come, stay away from bg threads

why the butthurt? what did i miss?

>malaklar

that image is so fucking gay we should find the guy who made it, beat him up, take a photo of his smashed up face and use it as OP pic in every /balk/ thread

easy with the beating down there in the basement, kid-o.

Which one is the real thread?

You decide where to post. The greek's one is a butthurt thread.

>Why doesn't Effendi post recently?

I'm playing Animal Crossing: The Wild Life and Euro Truck Simulator 2 for a while t b h. It takes most of my time cucks.

Btw, scorpio will be the second luckiest zodiac in 2017 after Sagittarius. Jelly you cucks? Effendi never loses.

>zodiac shit

t*rkuck

ashkulsun sukjur effendi mashala bujrum komshi

Jelly because you have one of them cuckshit beta nu-male zodiacs like leo or capricorn?

>Carl Sagan
>believes in astrology
>also a scorpio

Bow down you cuck.

Give 7mica.

>>m*gazin takip etmek

>Give 7mica.
royal is better

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No t b h. Just dumped into it 2 3 days ago while browsing hürriyet.

Btw, is my nigga Miro on? Sup dawg?

tell me, effendioglu, how do i get a anzu gf?

>effendi
>gf advice
You sure about that, Trpe?

i just want to impregnate her

>Anime gf

Start with purchasing a pistol or a rope you cuckshit nu-male.

I jumped my game up t b h. Four woman i've been seeing. Still not got laid but it will happen next week i hope.

Why are Greeks so ungrateful?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Kurtuluş

i will fuq her until she produces offspring.

This guy is an impersonator effendi. Real effendi moved to aerodrom after he got dumped in kardikoy and this girl that was the love of his life broke his heart.

>Real effendi moved to aerodrom
is he wearing a tracksuit and supporting MZT like a real aerodromec now?

...

I was in Zagreb on a business trip. Why is fucking everything covered in graffiti?

al 28-lea pentru sex homosexual

I don't get this meme. I go there often and they don't wear tracksuits

you've only met tourists

False. Altough I wish it was real t b h.

Croats are niggers.

Croats are bests, effendi.

Nigger there are no tracksuits anymore anywhere

What is this 2009

how there is not tracksuits retard
they even got their brand
limited

bum clothes

iumruklari ben anuslari

6iri dupeto kelesh, 6a ti 4ukam

gazot ke ti go napravam sol

ш'ти paзпopa гъзa кaтo пoпcки pъкaв, cъpбo-фиpoмитcки бoклyк

a biskvitka imash le

kill turkroach

...

>Nigger there are no tracksuits anymore anywhere
you sound like a person who never came into my basement, lad

Cant get rid of this flu, 4 days now. These fucking powders dont help shit.

Lapni go moq hui 6e byde6 kato nov

дa ми ядeш кypa дa ми ядeш

any bulgarians here wanna engage me in hand to hand combat?

Ne mi se vqrva

Visit Pula next time

Lol

No replies ofc.
White american supremacist are just so plain fucking dumb, their beliefs are like from 1984. Today A is the enemy, tomorrow its B and A is the friend.

YES YES YES YES YES YES

ROMANIA IS NOT BALK HE IS RIGHT

I have no electricity, and it's getting cold. These are my last kilobytes on my phone account and I came here to tell you one last truth I have learned.

Шyмeнcкo is better than пиpинcкo

LE PULA JOKE OMG XDDD

Pirinskofag here. Shumensko is my second choice.

Also, why arent you drinking Jelen Pivo or something local?

Efes and malaka-beers such as Fix are objectively better than either of those.

Pops brought back a pirinsko and sumensko for me to try them out. Bunch of ljutenica too, but since that's not our tradition we can't say which is the best one.

Most beer is crap though.

I don't look like this because I am not Balkan

Shumensko is very good, my favourite BG beer after Stolichno tumno (dark).

"da"

No fucking way

"nu"

nope, the only joke here is the absurdity of your """""""""""language"""""""""""

You look like someone who at some point will go on the rampage with daddys old shotgun.

Is it snowing in your cunt trees?

There's no need to be upset.

yep, took a stroll last night at 2 AM in my forgotten mountain village

Da

Take a picture of outside please
I want to see how it looks like

I'm in Transylvania

Nu

...

this thread needs some neil diamond
youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I

I'm 2 days with no flu

Took me around 3-4 days to get rid of it.

Paracetamol every 6 hours, even wake up at night to drink one. Don't shower or when you do do with mild cold water. Drink a bottle of water every day and eat anything. After the temperature drops below 37 stop drinking paracetamol or you'll start bleeding.

Sunt ardelean, poza din dreapta este trucata

Ioi

Independent Transsylvania when

Cant take Paracetamol m8, I have no fever, just all the other symptoms.

cati porci ai?

Soon

I know you are trolling but is there some serious movement for an independent transsylvania or is it just meme like in vojvodina?

>Animal Crossing
Is that shit good?

i guess it's a meme, but a meme that's gaining traction

thingsabouttransylvania.com/2014/02/transylvania-as-independent.html

The last sentence is very true. I recently read some study that Romania is by far the most disliked country in the EU. Due to all the gypsies abroad the PR and reputation will always be horrible.

>Truck simulator 2
Jesus christ

ioi minim seasa puorci

chec

haha pula pula XDDDDDDDDD pula pulaaaa XdDdDdDD'vddDDsS

wtf are these?

bad post :^(

eu in dreapta

mini PULI

hahahaha

!

slavi sunt ____________?

suboameni
cretini
inutili
sclavi
ca tine

What is her name, Bulgarian friend?

t. DomnuleDoi (Ikibey on Romanian)

i am not romanian though

I wanted to forget and care less about Greece.
I deleted my Greece pictures, books and other Greek things like a maniac.

I thought I could live in this shithole country germany with all its shitty people if I keep telling myself that it is not that bad here.
I thought I could keep Greece forever out of my life.
I thought I could forget the Greek origin of the food that I eat every day.
I thought I could forget Greece when I read a text and find a Greek word.
I thought I could forget Greece when I read about about the wisdoms of Greek philosophers from my old philosophy book.
I thought, it was just one of these weird phases like everone had in his teen ages, but then I googled for the most beautiful landmass on earth.
What a beautiful spot I thought.
I wished that I could wake up and see this every day.
I clicked on the picture.
And where is this place, out of all sites on this planet?
In Greece...
Boom, everything about Greece flashed suddenly through my mind.

I have tears in my eyes while writing this.

I think it is a sign of God himself. He wants to tell me that I can only prosper in Greece. I was born in a shithole outside of Greece to suffer and value my little ancient Aegean kingdom, the literal center of the world.

Captcha: An island with a palm.

fag

i am transylvanian