Alright faggots I've hated on fairy skate for years but I'm officially through with the NBA after all this refball and...

Alright faggots I've hated on fairy skate for years but I'm officially through with the NBA after all this refball and riggining and stacking. How do I get into hockey ?

1. Find closest team
2. Learn rules
3. Watch

Or
>join sad sack snes fanbase
>be miserable forever

I live in Arizona. I know we have a team but looking at their records they're shit. Would it be bad to support San Jose?

if you want to be considered a bandwagoner yes

No you faggot support the yotes. It'll be even mpr satisfying when they get good

>implying they'll still be in Arizona by then

Depends on how much you love crushing disappointment.

Then again you're here, so might as well.

Root for the yotes. They'll be decent this year and you can really appreciate them this year with their up's and down's. The rollercoaster of emotions will really make you learn to appreciate the game, and when they continue to improve, it'll make it all the more exciting for you.

As long as you know that Mike Smith is the greatest acting flopper in the league, you'll be ok.

>cap floor team
>ever becoming good

Fuck off with this stale meme

The NHL isn't like the NBA and America. We don't want all you 3rd world shitskins tainting the best sport. Fuck off faggot.

Hey now. New hockey fans are always welcome.

This. /Hoc/ is a board for intellectuals with highly refined tastes. We don't need you casuals muddling our board.

Not butthurt crybaby apehoopers, no they're not. Why would we want some whiny little bitch like him acting like the NHL is a pity sport. If you haven't "found" it by now or it took what happened in the bay for you to leave and "find" it then you can fuck right off.

Depends, what sort of meme's are you bringing with you?

The NHL is set up so that shit teams quickly become contenders via the draft.

Just be thankful they're not a middling team.

The closest team for me is vancouver, the nearest US team is San Jose. Vancouver has too many bandwagoners and they riot, the same with San Jose. What is the lesser of 2 evils.

Best player in hockey IS black you fuccboi.

Subban/Jones = best d pairing in decades. Ooga booga hide your women because the predators are hungry.

>Jones
He got traded you fucking casual.

How come the dinosaurs never left any writing behind? They ruled the world for millions of years and didnt even have a written language. Were the dinosaurs black?

we wuz dinos

>What is the lesser of 2 evils.

Waiting for the 12s to get their own.

>best player is subban
Shit tier bait.
Best D-man ever was Lidstrom.

Coyotes should start trending up, and the plus side is itll be super cheap for you to go to a game.

NBA is retarded GSW vs CAVS again

>middling

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

NEW FANS NOT WELCOME

Not even joking, just root for the Toronto Maple Leafs or Calgary Flames.

Your owner might be Mr. Krabs but at least you don't root for fucking Vancouver like me

Focus on the puck !

And, then, get a team.

That's how I learned

Not even meme'ing, this thread gave me serious déjà vu.

>Focus on the puck !

France what are you doing

Vegas until you get a local team?

read this, it has you need to know about hockey.

>TFW I got to see several games of the Lake Erie Monsters sweep the fucking floor with every other team
And they won the Culder Cup.