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What did Seagal mean by this?

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The punani mating ritual

If I pull that off, will your birthday get snatched?

It would be incredibly tasty

He was trying to kill her. She would've been in deep trouble if she had bowed back. Seagal is truly evil.

>TFW today's my birthday

Here's To (You)

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You know something Jadrool? I might have to come round and snatch your fockin birthday. Unless you tell me. Why the fuck. Ritchie did bobby lupo

Why is he in Chechnya?

>Sup Forums is now making fun of steven seagal
>Sup Forums is about as original as 1996 jay leno

>making fun of Stephen Seagal

Who the fuck would make fun of the Birthday Snatcher himself?

Seagal is based. And Seagalposting is the patrician Sup Forums pastime.

Not like that pleb shit baneposting

>Steven ''birthday snatcher'' Seagal
>Steven ''Your dead so now we are even'' Seagal

>hanging out with le tracksuit man

someone post the ama image

shut up, baneposters translated the plane-crash scene dialogs in hieroglyphics

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Good work on the Konami logo.

Who would win in a dance off?
Stephen "birthday snatcher" Seagal or Quentin "Quick feet" Tarantino?

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Nice brother.

That's just him participating in a Russian Mongol dance. Don't make fun of his culture.

Yeah but baneposters don't know why Richie did Bobby Lupo

Dubs confirms

However, it was another user who created this masterpiece for us

Press 'F' to tip to his supremacy

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Put a giant ad up on one of the buildings bladerunner style thats that painting of seagal playing guitar

no one knows

well I'm sorry to hear that...

It was something about his wife. I don't remember.

Cuz now

>nobody knows

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Why is he so fat

He's just hanging out with his Tatar friends.

I'm gonna birth every motherfucker snatchday

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His spiritual awakening prevents him from letting loose the ass beatings, so they are storing up within him.

ay! ay boy! you doan snatching this birth time!!!!! hahahahahahahah

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Loop on Sup Forums when?

What is this meme? Whose birthday did he snatch?

It's actually missing some really good ones

Didn't someone make a superior version?

Maybe

>3 new seagalkino this year alone

What a time to be alive

Can someone post the dialogue that goes something like:

(Seagals retarded friend Day took we, who can only say his name)

Steven: what happened here, Day?
>day tooker!

I forget how the rest goes but it's solid 9 pasta

Is he some kind of chechen rebel or sumthing?

Birthdays are very calorie heavy

That's amazing

ONE

What does it take to change the nature of a man?

TRILLION

CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?

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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>tfw my birthday is today and it wasn't snatched

BIRTHDAY SNATCHED

You sure about that?

Are you threatening me, master Punani?

mine is wednesday and i'm fearful that it'll be snatched

SNATCHED

>nyc
>white guy
>40 years old
>reggae song
>about steven seagal

BRAVO

S N A T C H E D
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holy shit

MILLION

easy

What did everyone think of Code of Honor?

EASY

The birthday snatcher will decide your fate

hahahaha

EASY