What did Seagal mean by this?
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The punani mating ritual
If I pull that off, will your birthday get snatched?
It would be incredibly tasty
He was trying to kill her. She would've been in deep trouble if she had bowed back. Seagal is truly evil.
>TFW today's my birthday
Here's To (You)
You know something Jadrool? I might have to come round and snatch your fockin birthday. Unless you tell me. Why the fuck. Ritchie did bobby lupo
Why is he in Chechnya?
>Sup Forums is now making fun of steven seagal
>Sup Forums is about as original as 1996 jay leno
>making fun of Stephen Seagal
Who the fuck would make fun of the Birthday Snatcher himself?
Seagal is based. And Seagalposting is the patrician Sup Forums pastime.
Not like that pleb shit baneposting
>Steven ''birthday snatcher'' Seagal
>Steven ''Your dead so now we are even'' Seagal
>hanging out with le tracksuit man
someone post the ama image
shut up, baneposters translated the plane-crash scene dialogs in hieroglyphics
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Good work on the Konami logo.
Who would win in a dance off?
Stephen "birthday snatcher" Seagal or Quentin "Quick feet" Tarantino?
>vocaroo.com
Nice brother.
That's just him participating in a Russian Mongol dance. Don't make fun of his culture.
Yeah but baneposters don't know why Richie did Bobby Lupo
Dubs confirms
However, it was another user who created this masterpiece for us
Press 'F' to tip to his supremacy
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Put a giant ad up on one of the buildings bladerunner style thats that painting of seagal playing guitar
no one knows
well I'm sorry to hear that...
It was something about his wife. I don't remember.
Cuz now
>nobody knows
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Why is he so fat
He's just hanging out with his Tatar friends.
I'm gonna birth every motherfucker snatchday
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His spiritual awakening prevents him from letting loose the ass beatings, so they are storing up within him.
ay! ay boy! you doan snatching this birth time!!!!! hahahahahahahah
What is this meme? Whose birthday did he snatch?
It's actually missing some really good ones
Didn't someone make a superior version?
Maybe
>3 new seagalkino this year alone
What a time to be alive
Can someone post the dialogue that goes something like:
(Seagals retarded friend Day took we, who can only say his name)
Steven: what happened here, Day?
>day tooker!
I forget how the rest goes but it's solid 9 pasta
Is he some kind of chechen rebel or sumthing?
Birthdays are very calorie heavy
That's amazing
ONE
What does it take to change the nature of a man?
TRILLION
CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?
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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
>tfw my birthday is today and it wasn't snatched
BIRTHDAY SNATCHED
You sure about that?
Are you threatening me, master Punani?
mine is wednesday and i'm fearful that it'll be snatched
SNATCHED
>nyc
>white guy
>40 years old
>reggae song
>about steven seagal
BRAVO
S N A T C H E D
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holy shit
MILLION
easy
What did everyone think of Code of Honor?
EASY
The birthday snatcher will decide your fate
hahahaha
EASY