ITT: movies you were way too young to watch

ITT: movies you were way too young to watch

Man the movies I rented as a kid.

Flesh Gordon I got in trouble for
Strip Tease
AND
Strip Teaser the softcore porn version....

watched in my mid teens, scarred me for life

>Flesh Gordon
holy shit kek

MID TEEN, oh god, you're pathetic.

I use to work at the movie place when I was 14 because I made friends with all the guys there. They had a great selection of movies that blockbuster never fucking had.

not everyone here was born edgy like you, kid

Made me the man I am today

Watched this when I was 6... Good movie but holy fuck.

When i was 7.

Another thread started by nu-males. Only such pathetic kinds could give credit to pussified premises as "movies you were way too young to watch"

Predator scarred me for like 6 months straight, all the fucking time I thought I had an invisible alien nigger hunting and I was always jumping around shit to avoid being caught, not even kidding, I also thought the pan of guayaba, bread filled with guava jam was literally filled with human processed flesh for some reason, not even kidding.

verhoeven has a talent for that

My older brother is a fag and liked this movie because it was campy and had shitty acting. he showed it to me when I was like 10. I always watched Saved By the Bell every morning before school so this blew my mind to say the least.

It turned you into a fag?

lots of verhoeven in this thread lol

lol

lol

lol

I still remember dem titties

lol

Barbarella

>boy she sure likes sleeping in the same bed with those guys!

lol

lol

Jesus, I was actually thinking of this the other day. Just the memory of dolls with snapping metal teeth, I would never have had a clue what to search for.

Scared me shitless as a kid, think I saw it on a random VHS I put in looking for Simpsons episodes or something.

xD

hhaha lmao lol

Saw this shit when I was like 6.
Also Friday the 13th and Nightmare on elm street. My father gave no fucks if we watched R rated movies as kids.

rofl

Toxic Avenger when I was 6 or 7. Needless to say I never wanted to fucking bike after that.

The first Hellraiser didn't leave much of an impression on me but this one was definitely 2hot2handle for such a wee lad.

Same deal with this one.

Robocop and Total Recall. I was 7.

Prime Jane Fonda is hands down the most attractive women to ever exists

'no'

>10 years old
>parents John Carpenter's The Thing on and ask me to join them because I love sci-fi
>haven't seen the cover of the VHS or anything so I have no clue what to expect other than my parents saying it has aliens in it
>see the flying saucer and assume it's going to be some standard Star Wars-tier sci-fi
>mfw that fucking kennel scene

Kek I remember watching that when I was a kid too.

Also pic related gave me nightmares.

agreed

I watched them as a 7 year old on tv.

was like 4 or something when i first watched it, had nightmares for 7 years straight

I dunno why but the parents turning into pigs got me the worst

Spirited Away isn't that bad desu, no worse than some early Disney shit

I watched that as a kid. The train scene gave me a shitload of nightmares.

Yup, the 60s were weird alright.

I watched the sequel when I was 10 or something with my family. When the protagonist started raping and impregnating random girls in the street... whyboner

I was OK to see this, maybe twelve, but I remember there was a little girl maybe seven, we exited the theater at the same time. she looked up at her mom and said matter-of-factly "that movie was too violent."

I loved 1 when I was a kid, it was 2 that gave me nightmares because of RoboCain and the brain scenes.

Really? Toxic waste guy did nothing?

>tfw mommy forgot to lock the VHS cabinet

I saw Batman and RoboCop and Total Recall when I was pretty young, and years later would watch and think "I don't remember this much swearing/violence/nudity", like I just didn't see any of that somehow.

IT however, messed me right up

I remember watching the first Terminator with my parents one night. The self-surgery scene in the apartment when he takes his eye out and cuts up his arm upset the fuck out of me.

Nope, mostly because there was a tokusatsu episode that I watched before that had a guy with the power of turning into ooze. Now the scenes with the doctor holding Cain's detached face like a mug and Rocobop smashing his grey matter in the pavement were burned into my mind.

probably because as a kid, losing your parents is the worst thing you could imagine.

Pic is related.

>8 years old
>staying at nan's
>everyone is out and uncle is up in his room
>finally get to satisfy my curiosity and find out why my parents would only show the beginning bit where all the zombies pour out of the buildings

How did it mess you up

Pet Cemetery
>be visiting grandma
>nothing to do but watch movies
>rental place one block over
>mom finally gets tired of watching all the kid shit me and my sister pick
>shes always been a Steven King fan

In a "can't sleep, clown will eat me" kind of way

was about 7 or 8 when i watched this on tv

cried my ass off

>80s
>go see Sheena Queen of the Jungle
>PG
>Scene by the lake, Sheena taking a bath
>SHEENA COMPLETELY NAKED
>TITS
>CUNT
Damn i dont know how the fuck that slipped by in a PG movie but that was an epic boner tiem

my mother took me to see BOTH of these movies in THEATERS.

Species she admitted she fucked up, but Starship Troopers she was like "oh it wasn't that bad"

She did fuck up in raising a woman

Watched this before I was in kindergarten. My dad even bought me the action figure.

Tanya Roberts is the perfect 80s slutty blonde

I watched Conan the Barbarian when i was 5

in the 80's tits were completely ok in PG movies

Starship Troopers was far more fucked up than Species though.
All the sexual shit in Species distracted me from the gore so I didn't take it that hard.

Remember being shown stuff like Alien/Aliens, Terminator, The Thing, Starship Troopers fairly young and I loved all of it.

I was never allowed to see this though.
No matter how much I pestered it was always a resounding no.
Like every idiotic child would I watched it in secret and regretted it immediately

But these days its one of all time favs.

Was worth it for the fap at the end, but yeah I was scared to eat for a few days

when can we go back to these times?

Good times fapping to this...

I had a phobia of toxic waste for like a decade thanks to Robocop.

>you will never be a [insert single digit age] year old kid in the 80's ever again

feel bad man

>Remember being shown stuff like Alien/Aliens, Terminator, The Thing, Starship Troopers fairly young and I loved all of it.
>I was never allowed to see this though. No matter how much I pestered it was always a resounding no.
Holy shit, are you me?
I still haven't gotten round to watching it.

I was 7, I loved it then for the action scenes, now I love it for everything.

35 and I still haven't watched this stupid troma movie

>not being a fag

whats it like living in the past, grandpa

When I was 7, I saw Alien in the theater when it first came out. Gave my nightmares for weeks. Dad was so entertained by my fear he bought the big 18" Alien action figure for Christmas that year. Then hung the fucking thing from the ceiling over my bed.

lol ye xD

I saw this in the theater. Towards the beginning of the movie there's a shot where they show Dr. Weir on the space station and then pull out while rotating the camera. That almost gave me motion sickness.

i legit feared bathing alone and taking a leak for kind of a longer time than id like to admit

Had a nightmare after seeing Indiana Jones.

I saw Hollow man at 9, but it wasn't too bad

seeing invisible titty groping with friends at a sleepover made it even more strange

kek

this shitty remake gave me insomnia for months, when i wasmaybe 10.

Too bad she's a gook loving commie traitor who sided with the Vietcong.

as soon as Trump takes office

Saw this with my dad when i was 6. Fucking head-spider thing almost killed me.

Step-dad put on Heavy Metal on our trip to Mexico.

This shit right here. I was about 8 when I watched this for the first time. 17 years later I still have a phobia of the dark.

The VHS box for IT creeped me the fuck out at Blockbuster when I was a wee lad.

Watched at a friends house when I was around 8. Spooked for years.

Rented it from blockbuster. Parents didn't know what it was and I thought it was just some rad cartoon. I was right.

user, this isn't even that sad.

i dunno what to tell you user, the brother getting killed in the end really got to me at that age

fucking this exact shit famolonga.

...

Holy fucking hips.

I saw apocalypse now when I was 8, it was really fucking weird,

I saw alien when I was 9 and I had the flu, I puked and thought i had a chestburster in me for a month, i checked every day for scars on my face

I was 6 or something and was allowed to watch uncut total recall but not uncut terminator 1 or the alien movies.

Go figure

>tfw

god Mira Sorvino was awesome. hollywood didn't know what to do with a woman that fine who could actually act. damn shame.